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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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EorayMel posted:

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"



Remember: every fig has a dead, digested wasp inside!

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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cyberia posted:

That looks more appealing than KFC Australia's newest menu item:



:wtc:

Ugh i went to KFC during a road trip the other day to pick up a zinger and got one of these instead.

Stale bun, kfc coleslaw, and some sauce with pork in. I deserved what i got for even considering picking it up.

Kfc zinger pies though I'd happily welcome back.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Dr. Oetker pizzas made their way to Australia a few years back, and I can confirm that they not only are the best frozen pizzas available, but they also put some specialty pizza shops to shame.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Local pub just facebooked some of their house-made sausages...

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Pomp posted:

location????

https://www.facebook.com/Farmers-Arms-Hotel-Creswick-690444611098404/

Probably too far from where everybody else in the world is.

And yeah, they look delicious, but not at first glance.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Im eating this.



Kransky, kimchi, and kewpie mayo. The anti food porn is not the ingredients, it is in the name.

It's the KKK dog.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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So, yall know what a Jaffle is, right?

Ever made one with shredded potato instead of bread?

nb: this is filled with molten cheese

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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It's a toastie maker.

http://www.gadgetguy.com.au/product/sunbeam-big-fill-toastie-for-4-gr6450/

But the edges are sealed & it chops things in half for you with pressure and heat. It's hard to make a bad one.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Here's another Jaffle.


Bacon jaffles.


Stuffed with waffle mix and topped with maple syrup.

Goodbye, everyone.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Pomp posted:

that's ham?

This is middle-cut Australian bacon - it includes the short cut which is a big round bit of bacon goodness on the end of your traditional rasher.

The heat of the jaffle maker pretty much disintegrated any actual fat on there.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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cyberia posted:

Pizza Hut or Dominos in Australia did a pizza like that a few years ago with cream cheese between two pizza bases. It wasn't good :(

It was Dominos like 15yrs ago. They had one that was 3 cheeses, and ended up being an inch thick of white, yellow, and orange 'cheese' in between two bases. We got a double cheese pizza with this base of course. It was.... not good.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Pirate Radar posted:

Personally, if I'm too drunk to get my rear end to McDonald's, I'm too drunk to keep it down anyway.

7-11 in Thailand does toasties and those are a godsend at 3am though. Any pictures of them might be fodder for this thread though.

To be fair 7-11's in Thailand are like.... well they're not quite like anything else. There's 2 on every block. On each side of the street.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Everything in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elt4__xdbA8

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Today I had my first HSP. It was pretty great though not at all pretty.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Who wants a kebab pizza



I'm the pool of grease

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Just a note on that kebab pizza. It's not thick crust. That's 2 inches of kebab meat.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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my doritos are broken :/

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I sous vided a piece of chicken at 140f the other day, because I was also cooking pork and 140 is the perfect temp for pork.

Unfortunately, Chicken only cooks to medium-rare at 140f. There's no pink, it's all completely white. It looks >amazing<. It also still partially has the texture of raw chicken. I nearly threw up when it hit my teeth. The difference between 140 and 145 in chicken is staggering.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Dewgy posted:

Yeah just because you can doesn't mean it turns out good. 150f for a bit too long seems to be my magic number for chicken (seriously like six hours and a pan sear, it's incredible), but I love the science/math kind of poo poo you can apply to all of it.

Low temp chicken is usable, but not at all good.

I usually do my chicken at 140. I've never done it for more than a few hours though.

Doesn't it get mushy after 6 hours at 150? I cooked a steak for 6 hours at 132 and it was on the border of being too soft.

e: while at the same time being the most amazing piece of meat i've cooked yet.

I got distracted and seared one side for 30 seconds too long :(

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Get Krackin is loving amazing and i'm astonished this is the first time i've seen it mentioned on these forums.

This is their facebook i dunno there's probably some clips or something https://www.facebook.com/getkrackinshow/

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Tonight I sous vided duck breasts at 62c for 4 hours.

Eating them afterwards they were nicely textured but the only flavor they had was "charred meat".

I made sauce with the juices from the meat, it was an explosion of essence of duck. I think I cooked the soul out of the duck.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Elise, I recommend you sous vide that at 56 degrees for 4 hours, to truly bring out your flavour.

e: then you can post a recipe for sous vide placenta online, which surprisingly there isn't one of.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I got bored halfway through making biscuits.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Dienes posted:

C'mon man, you don't have an 'after' shot to go with it?

It wasn't hardened yet.

:nws: I guess. https://i.imgur.com/qnfn68B.jpg

Oh these are british biscuits not american biscuits btw. for dippin in your cup of tea like.

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I'll just leave this here.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Tonight I'm making chicken crumbed with pulverized twisties.

They're better cheetos btw.

I cant decide between shallow fry and oven bake though!

e:
Sous vide chicken breast is at its best right after you take it out of the bag and pat it dry.


Crusty. Mmmmm.


1 minute on each side! Maybe a bit much.


Crusty. Mmmmm.


Skin on, I forgot. Cooking at 63 for 6 hours meant it was basically not noticeable, though I would have preferred to pull it off and have a couple crispy chicken skin chips on the side.

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I've made sous vided apples before, and they were amazing.

Bananas are good too, right? I'll add some bananas with the apples and cinnamon.

I forgot what temp I'd cooked the apples at, so I tried 75. It's like 13 degrees hotter than the chicken was!



I made 2 perfectly good apples into completely inedible hot uncooked apples in dissolved banana slime.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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So wait, nobody here has made sous vide scotch eggs before???

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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It's a cheese and vegemite and beef pie.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I’ve looked at those but much like the cheeseburger pie I couldn’t bring myself to buy a packet. Does it taste better than it looks?

it tastes exactly like it looks. But with more vegemite.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I've got 3 vegemite, cheese and beef pies in the freezer and at least one of them is calling my name.

I'm broken :(

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I thought it was 4 hours @ minimum 55 degrees for safe meating? My probably-hundreds of 56 degree SV steaks haven't killed me yet anyway.

Cooking a 48 hour pork shoulder right now. It cooking is AFP as i've put blue food dye in the water so it's easy to tell if the bags have been compromised.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I put half a dozen chopped jalapenos and a lemon into a fifth of vodka and sous vided it at 57 for 2 hours. Its amazing but it looks like a jar of urine.

On the plus side, its for a gift so I'll be giving the gift of burning rings and urethras this year!

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Feijoada.

Doesn't look good at all.



is good.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I was going to make carbonara tonight but then I couldn't be arsed. I settled on using the ingredients on muffins and applying flame, then adding poppadoms for no reason.

It is proper parma reggie and pancetta, with fried onion/garlic and a stylish dab of kewpie mayo/sriracha to finish it, because those are cool things to apply to food.



I tried to make a more substantial dinner but I was at a loss.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I put some pork in an esky with a marinade and cooked it for 2 days.




Take a sip.

its getting dried overnight and roasted tomorrow the pork juice will make a gravy

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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bike tory posted:

What the gently caress are you all doing fine popcorn. You don't deserve popcorn.

Anyway have something fresh from ABC News, which way do you eat your Vegemite?



Your options range from mouldy toast through to your weekly intake of salt in a single serve. Personally I'm ~4, possibly a 5 if I'm hung over.

Whether i go light or heavy i at least get proper corner coverage because I'm not a goddamn monster.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Dr oetker mushroom pizza also mac & cheese.

E: its Aldi mac & cheese with a lot of finely grated Coon added.

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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MY FIANCEE is addicted to sweet & salty popcorn. I made some for her from a random googled recipe and it apparently turned out better than anything in a bag. Popped some kernels on the stove then added 1tbsp honey, 1tsp butter and a squirt of vanilla extract, salt to taste.

Now i make it all the time and sonetimes add cinnamon, because it's fricking great.

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Tonight i'm going out for both a bolognese HSP and a carbonara HSP. I dont think they'll be H.

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