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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Captain Jesus posted:



I'm just gonna leave this here...

craft services table on the current American Horror Story set?

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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The beef placement is correct, holy poo poo

Code Jockey
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gentle pete posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzghQxJUy6k

nothing like a nice hot bowl of mountain dew code black for dinner

with extra sugar

why.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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We deserve Trump.

I have never been so sure of anything in my life.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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I looked this up and apparently there's no beef in it, it's just a big slab of nutella in a bun

Code Jockey
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sweeperbravo posted:

One noodle, two noodle, three noodle burger
Four noodle, five noodle, six noodle burger.
Seven noodle, eight noodle, it's falling over
Ayyyyyyyy! Macaroni *clap*

Amazing.


blunt for century posted:

Don't do this poo poo, unless it's somehow relevant to the conversation at hand.

I think maybe it was a joke

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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angerbeet posted:

Instant mashed potato flakes make a really good thickener for stews and the like, beats faffing around with a cornstarch slurry.

whaaaat

Code Jockey
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Xen Tricks posted:

The advent of cooking is one of the most important evolutionary steps ever taken by a species and almost certainly directly led to increased brain capacity and more structured socialization patterns.

Anyone that thinks raw food is the ideal diet is a petit bougie idiot with literally no knowledge of history, biology, or human physiology. They're worse than paleo people somehow

Actually, I am a mother, and

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Data Graham posted:

You're a gelatinous mass of cellulose floating on top of a jar of vinegar ???

Yes.


NewFatMike posted:

A game for the Nintendo Entertainment System?

Also yes.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Razorwired posted:

I got a buddy who's allergic to fish that's been heat cooked. Something about the protein chains becoming rigid. He can down a sushi platter no problem but he takes a bite of baked salmon and he breaks out. I thought raw food weirdos were misinterpreting stuff like that. Kind of like how I've met one celiac case ever but I know a million dummies with "intolerances".

That is without a doubt the strangest allergy I have ever heard of. I'm not doubting it at all, but wow. :psyduck:

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I actually really like the whole injera-as-plate-and-utensils thing. I don't know why, probably because it triggers some latent 'eat with your hands' thing in my brain.

Yeah, whenever I make curry I usually buy a bunch of naan and we end up eating it primarily that way, ripping up the naan and scooping up the curry with it

I really want ethiopian food now, there's a place on my way home, and I've never had it, and I keep being reminded that it's amazing

Code Jockey
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Hirayuki posted:

And poutine made with leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy is fantastic.

oh my god, why has this never crossed my mind

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Hirayuki posted:

Chia seeds and basil seeds are all right, yes, once you get used to them. I'm still not sold on bubble tea; something about the thwock of the tapioca getting sucked up the straw sets off :gonk: vibes deep within me. Yet somehow I still crave bubble tea once in a while.


Tapioca sucks; lychee jellies are pro tier

Code Jockey
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Sweet As Sin posted:

I like both on my bubble tea

At the same time? :magical:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Haifisch posted:

It came from corporate "use our product, please" recipes:

I see nothing wrong here. :colbert:

I mean this is the only kind of odd thing:

quote:

Vegetarian Sloppy Joes

(those are lentils)


... and still, I fuckin' might. That doesn't really look too bad, and I like lentils, so maybe.

Code Jockey
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Soylent pancake?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Three or four years ago, there was a recipe for "chocolate chip cookie dough hummus" that swept the world of terrible food bloggers. Looked bad, Todd. Sounded worse.

I don't have any philosophical objection to sweet hummus and kind of want to try it but buuuuuuurghhhhh the idea of cookie dough hummus

Code Jockey
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Liar Town is legit one of the best things on the internet

None of my local stores stock party beefs :smith:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Holy poo poo


Tiggum posted:

What are party beefs?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Flipperwaldt posted:

It's called spaghangna, actually.

spapeggy and meatballs

Code Jockey
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gentle pete posted:

"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out"


How is this even possible, I suck at cooking and I have never had this happen with my bread maker, it's literally "dump poo poo in, wait a few hours, bread"

messed up ingredients list maybe?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Aesop Poprock posted:

"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"



Drunk me would destroy this.

Sober me, I dunno.

Code Jockey
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I don't even feel like the big mac is that great of a fast food burger but god help me sometimes it's 1 AM on a saturday and I'm like gently caress I could really go for a big mac right now

I'm assuming that the parasites in the sauce have infected my brain and that's why I feel this way


e. toxomacmosis

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Zipperelli. posted:

My roommates and I would get high as giraffe pussy,

Well, I've learned a new phrase today.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Tiggum posted:

If you're just drinking to get drunk, any beer is a bad choice because :10bux: will get you five litres of wine.

I guess sake counts because it's rice wine but holy poo poo sake gets me drunk fast, and it's pretty cheap, I can go to the asian market near my place and get a giant bottle for :10bux: and will do just fine

and even cheap sake tends to be pretty good in my experience

Code Jockey
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x420ReDdIT_Br0nYx posted:

american horror story: kitchen

new thread title please

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Rigged Death Trap posted:

Soylent could be on every page of this thread and I wouldnt complain because it is well and truly beyond anything an overambitous hoke cook with nary a single taste or olfactory organ can cook up.
That it remains so popular after the goddamn heavy metal contamination incident is beyond me.


Disruption! Let's disrupt everything.

Eating food which has texture and taste is for neanderthals. Enjoy your mouth-chewing and your flavor-tasting, caveman

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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AlmightyBob posted:

drat didn't know they had more than cherry. That's all I've ever seen here in washington (it's good though)

Where have you seen it here I've wanted to try it for ages

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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fuckin'


Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Nuevo posted:

You asked for it.



hrrrrghhhhh why



why

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Nope! Nooooope!

gently caress you, recipe!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Eyes without a faaa-aaace


chitoryu12 posted:

Raw red onions are wonderful.


Data Graham posted:

Raw red onions are like a required staple on hot dogs for me. Wtf

Especially if they're chili dogs.

My dudes. :respek:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Or like fish sauce. Someone left a barrel of fish outside with no lid and forgot about it for a year, and it just filled up with rainwater and rotted. Then homeboy comes back and goes "oh poo poo the fish. That looks DELICIOUS"

Well, he was right

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Sagebrush posted:

You used to be able to buy, at any Asian grocery store, these little jelly things that were golf-ball-sized single-serve container of jello with a single chunk of fruit suspended inside. I used to buy them in bulk in high school and they were great. But they disappeared from the shelves some number of years ago, and it turned out that it was because Americans were choking on them because after swallowing the things whole instead of chewing.

Fuckin

My local asian grocery stores have these, and they own

they also sell durian, and one of these days...

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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cash crab posted:



Hey guys, is this a sandwich or a pizza

I don't know, but it's American as gently caress

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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This is beautiful

Code Jockey
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Away all Goats posted:

Isn't Chili just really thick soup?

proper chili is just a more liquid bean salad

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Zipperelli. posted:

"Pica" is the term you're looking for.

Edit for new page:


Well... mean, it isn't loose...


SLOSifl posted:

Those are pacman larva

lmao

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Picnic Princess posted:

It looks like those legs. you know that of which I speak.

I was thinking those neck flaps. You know. Those.


NewFatMike posted:

Hieronymous Squash

This is brilliant. :golfclap:

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Am I remembering correctly that this stuff is super sweet and kind of... maybe raisin-y tasting? There was some other flavor to it but I can't recall exactly what it was. I think I've had it but it's probably been 20 years now.

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