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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


This season is pretty rad and I'm only up to episode 4. Going to follow VV's advice from last season and do spoilers like this:

EP3: Some rad poo poo happened in this episode

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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


FU

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Episode 4 and yes, poo poo has gone off the rails.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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Doug is a loving lunatic

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


holocaust bloopers posted:

Doug is a loving lunatic

This was confirmed last season

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This was confirmed last season

Wait till episode 5. He shines like a beautiful, crazy diamond.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Aaaaaaaaaand Doug goes full retard

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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Conway is a USAF vet and now his hot wife and smug white guy demeanor makes so much sense.

Episode 7 is classic HoC.

bloops fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Mar 5, 2016

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


The Republicans are running Robocop for President.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


E6: HoC presents No Exit starring Frank Underwood, a dead reporter and an alcoholic congressman.

Hell is other people you murdered

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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Nice catch, Seth.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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It's so heartwarming to see Frank Underwood being his old self again.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


So first we get Not!Putin and now we get Not!ISIL

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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Episode 11

that shot of Doug's face reflected over Anthony Moretti's is suuuuuper creepy.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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That was a good season of HoC

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?


Oh Meechum

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage

Do we ever get a repeat performance of the meetchum underwood orgy

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Branis posted:

Do we ever get a repeat performance of the meetchum underwood orgy

They tease it but no

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


Untagged posted:

Oh Meechum

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


EP10

Jesus Christ Claire what did you do

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


FREDDY!

Flikken
Oct 22, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it


Just finished episode 4


Oh god if the original BBC house of cards is any indication of where things are headed..........

Claire

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


holocaust bloopers posted:

That was a good season of HoC

Finished

Well I guess Claire is aware of the camera now too and the Underwoods just started a war to cover up their past.

I sympathize with final season Walter White more than the Underwoods at this point.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Finished

Well I guess Claire is aware of the camera now too and the Underwoods just started a war to cover up their past.

I sympathize with final season Walter White more than the Underwoods at this point.

Season 3 is now much better in hindsight because it set up the groundwork for all of what S4 delivered on.

Walter White is waaaaay more sympathetic. Claire and Frank are not even humans.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

Untagged posted:

Oh Meechum

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


holocaust bloopers posted:

Season 3 is now much better in hindsight because it set up the groundwork for all of what S4 delivered on.

Walter White is waaaaay more sympathetic. Claire and Frank are not even humans.

Goddam they cray.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


Untagged posted:

Oh Meechum

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Kate Mara is hot dressed up as Claire

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kate Mara is hot dressed up as Claire

Concur

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kate Mara is hot

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Just finished the season and this poo poo is just silly.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kate Mara is hot dressed up as Claire

Strongly disagree. Short hair makes her looks like a teenage boy with tits.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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all the cool kids know rachel posner is the best HoC girl

http://gfycat.com/HorribleBlondFritillarybutterfly

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


She really is. Those are some bomb rear end titties.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

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The actress, Rachel Brosnahan, is 5'1".

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006



Mr. Nice! posted:

Just finished the season and this poo poo is just silly.

I agree but for some reason I like it so much.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

Doug is definitely my favorite character that isn't Frank. Everything he does is so god drat creepy. He'd be a serial killer if he wasn't working for Frank.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Fister Roboto posted:

Doug is definitely my favorite character that isn't Frank. Everything he does is so god drat creepy. He'd be a serial killer if he wasn't working for Frank.

All he has to do is kill one more prostitute to qualify

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


A good season.

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vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

I just finished it last night. And now I need some more Netflix poo poo to binge on since Im TAD through Friday. Help!

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