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let's see if this works, we'll go with a story and you guys and gals reply with commands and direct the story I'd draw illustrations but my tablet is broken :c we got a 19 year old dude in his room standing around not doing anything. he probably needs some sort of name. what should it be? |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:27 |
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Crang |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:29 |
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Butt
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:40 |
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alnilam posted:Crang MrWillsauce posted:Butt the Hapless https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:41 |
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alnilam posted:Crang MrWillsauce posted:Butt Splatmaster posted:the Hapless oh gently caress he already has a name, its Crangg B. Haples let's just call him Crang B. Hapless and hope no one notices Your name is Crang and you're in your room. What do you wanna do? |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:43 |
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do one hundred push ups
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:50 |
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Check my regular answering machine, and then check my secret answering machine |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 17:50 |
cook mystery fridge breakfast
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MrWillsauce posted:do one hundred push ups you attempt to do 100 pushups, but your VIM gauge is depleted too quickly! your VIGOR stat is too low to gain an instant VIM refresh. you manage 17 pushups, which slightly increases your GAINS stat. alnilam posted:Check my regular answering machine, and then check my secret answering machine you check your answering machine, but nobody came onto the line. you check your secret answering machine, which has all the answers for every test ever made. you don't need it right now though. Yobgoblin posted:cook mystery fridge breakfast you cannot cook a mystery fridge breakfast because there is no stove or fridge nearby! additionally, you are missing the following: cereal, milk, bacon, cheese, butter, toad eye, 25 demon souls. as well as this, your CHEF stat is too low to cook this! |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 18:08 |
check stats and go to kitchen area
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 18:15 |
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build a kitchen in our room
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 18:35 |
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call bae on phone e: or if bae is dead call bae on spirit phone |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 18:37 |
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Yobgoblin posted:check stats and go to kitchen area you can't check your stats until you gain the SELF-CONSCIOUS perk! you attempt to go to the kitchen area but your door is locked by a mystical force. MrWillsauce posted:build a kitchen in our room you build a makeshift kitchen in your room. you use: old table, metal sheet, and lighter to create: stove you cannot craft the fridge because you have no ice! alnilam posted:call bae on phone you call and ask the operator to put you through to the bae. you are now on hold with BAE Systems PLC. |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 18:47 |
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What is our character's knowledge of BAE systems |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 18:56 |
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say "haha, the cold shoulder. Typical bae." into the phone while we're on hold. After a while scream "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TALK TO ME LIKE A loving ADULT? God, my mother was right about you."
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:09 |
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start a GoFundMe so we can build a flamethrower and have a regional flame-off contest with an entry fee and prizes. We need $500 to build a decent flame thrower and some surplus money for some beers. After we post the video on Youtube, Bae will be pleased... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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alnilam posted:What is our character's knowledge of BAE systems you think you saw something like that during the 2012 olympics. you were high all the way through that summer though so you're not sure. MrWillsauce posted:say "haha, the cold shoulder. Typical bae." into the phone while we're on hold. After a while scream "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TALK TO ME LIKE A loving ADULT? God, my mother was right about you." you're put off hold. the woman says, "hello, BAE systems, how can i help?". you reply with this, and she says "It's hard to deal with you like this Bill! You never pay attention to how I feel. Look, I'm gonna stay with my mother tonight, okay? Goodbye." she hangs up. you're pretty sure you just ruined someone's relationship. oh well. Splatmaster posted:start a GoFundMe so we can build a flamethrower and have a regional flame-off contest with an entry fee and prizes. We need $500 to build a decent flame thrower and some surplus money for some beers. you go on your computer, open a new tab, and create a gofundme. looks like you'll have to wait for them to approve it first though. |
# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:39 |
go over to door and attempt kick to it down
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:00 |
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Yobgoblin posted:go over to door and attempt kick to it down you kick the door. you make a dent in it, but a protective field saps down your VIM gauge! you'll have to use something else. |
# ? Mar 6, 2016 00:29 |
search room for spellbooks and papers.
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 00:48 |
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Examine room. what here reflects our INTERESTS?
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 00:52 |
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Yobgoblin posted:search room for spellbooks and papers. you look around the room for all sorts of various occult works that may aid you in this struggle. you find: (1) book of shadows ebook on your computer and (2) research papers Urodov posted:Examine room. you examine the room. it is a typical young adult's bedroom, with two windows, one door, a light, and white painted walls. in the corner is a bed, and next to it a computer. as well as these, there is a drawer, cupboard, improvised kitchen, a chest, and several clothes on the floor. items relevant to your interests: stacks of papers next to your computer, wallet, a lovely knife, and the stash you keep under your drawer. |
# ? Mar 6, 2016 13:30 |
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Examine your SEARCH HISTORY on the computer.
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super mario batali posted:Examine your SEARCH HISTORY on the computer. ...while rolling a joint from the under the drawer stash https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 6, 2016 14:30 |
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Equip knife Wield menacingly
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 14:46 |
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open window jump out window
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study ebook for door spells
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 18:50 |
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open chest
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mailorder bees! posted:open chest Don't mind if i do *starts cutting thru ribs with a bonesaw* |
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super mario batali posted:Examine your SEARCH HISTORY on the computer. your search history reads: xkcd snopes youtube flying fish can fish fly can cats fly if cats eat flying fish will they fly how to make your cat fly how to stop your cat from flying ideal protection against flying cats entrypoints for invading flying cats army phone number un phone number good recipes for pizza rolls do dogs chase cats how to make dogs fly it ends here Splatmaster posted:...while rolling a joint from the under the drawer stash you were about to roll out some dank kush, when bob marley's voice echoes into your head "Crang brotherrrr, there's a time ana place for eterything mang, but not right now." Urodov posted:Equip knife you equip the knife. if anyone could see you right now, they'd be like, "drat that's not very chill :/" regardless, who knows what could happen? the Knife is now your PRIMARY WEAPON MrWillsauce posted:open window you try to jump out the window, but as you do, the outside scene rips off, being nothing more than a picture. instead, you land in another room. Yobgoblin posted:study ebook for door spells you take out your kindle and look for door spells. you find one, which requires the following: candle, parsley, sage, knife you now know the Remove Door Barrier spell! mailorder bees! posted:open chest you climb back in through the window and open the chest. inside were various herbs, some clothes, a wanderer's clothes set, and two potions of some sort alnilam posted:Don't mind if i do *starts cutting thru ribs with a bonesaw* You do not have the INTERNAL WRAITH perk required to perform this! |
# ? Mar 7, 2016 08:19 |
Cast remove door barrier spell and fix door dent | |
# ? Mar 7, 2016 09:22 |
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Get quiet and still for a moment, then speak aloud to the empty room, "I know you're there." ...Just in case. Reading xkcd fills us with ideas.
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# ? Mar 7, 2016 09:39 |
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Yobgoblin posted:Cast remove door barrier spell and fix door dent You still need a candle to perform this spell! Urodov posted:Get quiet and still for a moment, then speak aloud to the empty room, You stand quietly, and remind your viewers that you know they're watching you. That ought to scare em. |
# ? Mar 8, 2016 08:22 |
Look for candle and if found, light candle then proceed to cast door barrier removal spell.
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Yobgoblin posted:Look for candle and if found, light candle then proceed to cast door barrier removal spell. You find a scented candle behind the chest. That ought to do. You scatter the herbs, light the candle, and chant "LENIUS GRANTAUS PRIo just loving open" and stab the door with the knife. The barrier was vanquished! |
# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:27 |
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9hotonic posted:You find a scented candle behind the chest...[boring nonsense that nobody cares about] hurry up and tell me what scent was the candle, |
# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:30 |
did the door bleed? is so, i put bandaid for door and then open it.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:21 |
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Kill self and end thread
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:14 |
>masturbate to pornography of a happily married couple making love in the missionary position to celebrate victory >leave through door |
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make a bangin grilled cheese
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