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BottleKnight posted:obvious flailing post CAUGHT IN A TRAP NO TURNING BACK
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*rarity, sweating, turns off her caps lock* "I think the joke works. They probably bought it." *looks out the window wistfully* "I should get some pizza rolls."
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Mar 16, 2016 23:53
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Orphangr more like deli
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Mar 16, 2016 23:58
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Orphan more like man made pizza roll and poo poo. Gone wrong.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:59
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BottleKnight posted:*rarity, sweating, turns off her caps lock* I got so many pizza rolls, you don't even know
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I sat on my log with my head in my hands, watching the maidens from the other side of some type of invisible wall. She had long braided black hair and wearing nothing but a lion skin toga. She was pressing her body up against the invisible wall. "Please, m'lord. Please save me. The baron...he...makes us do math equations all day...im sooooooo bored," she said, licking the invisible wall. Three of her twin sisters began pressing themselves up against the wall. I looked at them incredulously. "Where is your mother?" I said in a condescending tone. "Please, save us from our boredom. We'll do anything," another one of her twin sisters said, giving a knowing wink. The town had begun to wake up around me. Yawning and stretching. I would not be tempted by these vile seductress'. I was chivalrous and had a code to follow. I was untaintable, unfallible, uncorruptible. I had a duty to my brother to scout these lands and claim them in his name. I waved goodbye to the moaning women at the invisible wall as the group decided to go into the forest. I cannot deny the temptation of trying to find a way through the barrier, but I also recognize the importance of staying with the group. I also have a certain respect for choosing the hard and rewarding path over the easy and way of the sloth. I am happy with our group that I'm traveling with. As we walk through the woods all manner of noises can be heard. Some could not even be said to animal. Wind was blowing from the East and moving leaves through the air as we followed a strange blue light. I noticed some members of our group were holding hands. From what I gathered none of us had ever met, and each of us had taken our own portal from different time periods and universes. I find it odd that some would all ready be in love. I cannot lie though, looking at JakeP's bosom. Her chest was quite a sight. Her face was something else though. Pox marks and signs of leprosy. Rotted teeth. A horrible sense of style among her. But she was giving me those gently caress me eyes, and I wondered how I would feel when it was dark and I did not have to see her face. I must focus on the hand and catalogue these lands. We have made camp in a clearing that gives much light. I sit next to a tree and begin packing a bowl in my pipe to smoke. A friendly fellow named Ninth Layer has sat down next to me. I give him a nod and share my pipe. :smokes a bowl:
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Mar 17, 2016 00:13
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Rarity posted:I got so many pizza rolls, you don't even know I can't get mad at someone who shares a love for pizza rolls. ##unvote Wait. Are they Totino's?
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Mar 17, 2016 00:17
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I AM VANILLA TOWN I AM SO HAPPY
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Mar 17, 2016 00:18
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##vote The Ninth Layer
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Mar 17, 2016 00:19
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JakeP / BHB fake town interaction to start D1, calling it now
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Mar 17, 2016 00:19
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Quidnose posted:I AM VANILLA TOWN I AM SO HAPPY ##vote Quidnose
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Mar 17, 2016 00:21
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Jimson posted:I can't wait to piss into an orphan rear end in a top hat. Gotta poz that neg rear end. Also ##Vote Chic Uhhhhhh what is this? ##vote Jimson 
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Mar 17, 2016 00:22
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BottleKnight posted:*rarity, sweating, turns off her caps lock* Lol
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Mar 17, 2016 00:23
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Quidnose posted:JakeP / BHB fake town interaction to start D1, calling it now Do they allow toxx clauses now? I didn't actually read the rules
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Mar 17, 2016 00:25
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TMMadman posted:##vote Quidnose Go away I dislike you >:|
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Mar 17, 2016 00:27
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Barehanded Brother posted:Do they allow toxx clauses now? I didn't actually read the rules Uhhhhhh, didn't say I was betting my account, breh
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Mar 17, 2016 00:28
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Quidnose posted:Go away I dislike you >:| But I like you! 
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Mar 17, 2016 00:30
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Buddying??
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Mar 17, 2016 00:33
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Quidnose posted:Uhhhhhh, didn't say I was betting my account, breh I know, I was gonna make you do it though if legal
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Mar 17, 2016 00:37
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I'm going to use my magical Rarity alignment sensing powers to sense Rarity's alignment. It works every time.
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Mar 17, 2016 00:38
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I'm gonna use my magic amulet to enchant the orphan meat.
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Mar 17, 2016 00:43
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Asiina posted:I'm going to use my magical Rarity alignment sensing powers to sense Rarity's alignment. Big promises, lack of follow through, ##vote Asiina
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Mar 17, 2016 00:45
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imgay posted:I'm gonna use my magic amulet to enchant the orphan meat. ##vote imgay All this orphan talk is starting to get weird and uncomfortable
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Mar 17, 2016 00:46
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Quidnose posted:Big promises, lack of follow through, ##vote Asiina Obviously I won't do it now though. I gotta get the equipment prepped. You gotta let it soak overnight at least if you want a good reading. Amateurs. No respect for the craft.
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Mar 17, 2016 00:48
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Jimson posted:I can't wait to piss into an orphan rear end in a top hat. Gotta poz that neg rear end. Also ##Vote Chic A Bad Post
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Mar 17, 2016 00:54
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Anyways. Been a while since my last game, what's up fam
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Mar 17, 2016 00:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiCGkzwW_S8
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Mar 17, 2016 01:08
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we've already decided on the orphan route, your lack of commitment troubles me ##vote bhb
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Mar 17, 2016 01:25
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also lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUE2fW6EYKA
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Mar 17, 2016 01:26
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Hi friends, my internet is currently down and should hopefully be resolved soon but until then I am going to skip out on jokephase. As penance, here is a funny joke: Q. What's blue and smells like red paint? A. blue paint Also ##vote Rarity for being mean to me right out the gate.
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Mar 17, 2016 01:33
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Putin owns
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Mar 17, 2016 01:37
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Murmur Twin posted:Hi friends, my internet is currently down and should hopefully be resolved soon but until then I am going to skip out on jokephase. As penance, here is a funny joke: I'm going to skip out on jokephase by TELLING A JOKE???? this post is v. self-conscious. why would you want to skip out on jokephase unless you're trying to keep appearances?
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Mar 17, 2016 01:41
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y'all know monkeys love magic? http://i.imgur.com/Y7UPJCl.webm
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Mar 17, 2016 01:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLrYzY3jVPY
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Mar 17, 2016 01:46
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BottleKnight posted:I'm going to skip out on jokephase by TELLING A JOKE???? btw MT this is a serious question, please tell me
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Mar 17, 2016 01:52
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BottleKnight posted:btw MT this is a serious question, please tell me If you read his post you might realize you'll be waiting a while for his answer. It's a good question though. Self-conscious as heck, and a bad joke to boot.
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Mar 17, 2016 02:01
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Barehanded Brother posted:If you read his post you might realize you'll be waiting a while for his answer. Yeah I know, I was just dogearing it for later.
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Mar 17, 2016 02:02
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im mod now, please pm me your action. you can either 1. eat orphans 2. just steal stuff from orphans 3. help the orphans(will result in modkill)
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Mar 17, 2016 02:08
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imgay posted:im mod now, please pm me your action. you can either Which option makes love to an orphan? Orphan love make for household good day 2007
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Mar 17, 2016 02:11
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Bippity bippity boo
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