Cool Hangout Mafia 2.0

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CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Yes, this is my kind of game, I LOVE HANGING OUT

*goes to a seat in the corner, plays 3DS games without saying anything to anybody.*

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 04:27

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CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

BottleKnight posted:

there are people at my college who have formed an entire group of just playing goddamn smash brothers on their 3DS's in the corner of the cafeteria, being very loud. I'm a nerd, and I still think they're weird.

The only weird part is really that they're being loud. That's inconsiderate. Nothing else really matter.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 04:39

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

BottleKnight posted:

I find them weird because they are weird kids mostly, I guess. Also as a sidenote why would you go for the cafeteria instead of anyone's dorm room? there is no way all those freshmen live off campus.

vOv sometimes things just become things, especially if groups are less socially confident.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 04:46

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Max have you considered changing your last name to POWER so you can be Max Power like Homer Simpson.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 16:53

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Max posted:

Sadly, Max is my middle name.

Change you first name to "The" and you have a shitton of options.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 16:57

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm sleepy but there isnt a good place to nap at work today. Ugh my life is so hard.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 17:57

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm twice as cool as everybody else, just like real life.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 19:38

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Doktor Per posted:

your only bad quality is probably your humbleness.

My worst quality is my competitiveness, I'm basically the most humble.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 20:14

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

My role is time traveling Ben Franklin hello I am Ben Franklin I am impressed by everybody's pornography boxes.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 04:02

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

BottleKnight posted:

They run off electricity, a force that Al Gore himself invented.

Outrageous sir, and out of spite I shall label positive as if it were negative just to frustrate futue generations!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 04:13

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

Damnit Franklin, school children will hate you forever!!!

I don't pay any attention to haters, I'm too busy loving.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 04:30

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

Yay, an extension of the circlejerk thread.

It's what I've always wanted!

You probably need an extension to participate in a circlejerk in the first place so.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 05:15

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Can somebody explain the concept of the automobile to me? What sort of chemical phantasmagoria is responsible for the location! Additionally why have you mixed Greek and Latin in the name of the device? I am stunned!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Additionally!

Ecco I am truly touched by your kind words! You are a great person and I am very grateful for your post! Also I am Benjamin Franklin.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:13

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

I don't believe you. If you're really Ben Franklin, you should know some really easy questions about yourself right?

I drink quite a lot, but probably, yes.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:20

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

ok would you like some chocolate before we begin?

What a treat! However I am sure that our brave fighting men would appreciate it far more, as it is unlikely to spoil.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:32

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

interesting!

mr. franklin are you nearsighted or farsighted?

chicago is a good town! one of my personas lives there, I assume he and/or she enjoys it muchly, though you'll need the thickest, warmest coast you can afford.

I'm both nearsighted and farsighted! As such I invented the bifocals to assist me in my daily duties!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:53

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

HMMMMMM

Who is the king of Prussia?

The King of Austria?

The King of Hungary?

During what time period, friend? I certainly don't know who today's King of Austria is.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 18:09

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

HMMMMMM

Who is the king of Prussia?

The King of Austria?

The King of Hungary?

Ah, thank you for clarifying.

The King of Prussia is Fredrick William the second!

The ruler of Hungary and Austria is Joseph the second, the holy Roman emperor!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 18:19

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

who's the king of england??!!

raaaaah I hate all of you you are all smelly dorks who eat poop and whose faces are butts and your words are poop and you are so hungry for poop you eat your own words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tyrant King George the third!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 18:39

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

okay it checks out.

one final question though sir, do you remember what you said to James Madison when you were briskly walking to the Convention on July 4th, 1787?

No I was drunk.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 18:50

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

FRAUD!!

My friends, I have finally done it. I have exposed this man as the fraud he is!

He is not the real Benjamin Franklin!

On the fourth of July, 1787, the convention began a three day break for the holiday.

Ben Franklin was the oldest member of the convention at 81, and had to be wheeled in each day as he was infirm.

On 4th July he attended a church service, proposed by Edmund Randolph as a compromise for Franklin who wanted daily prayers at the convention!

But your commitment to Mr. Franklin is commendable. He was an American hero and patriot, and there is no better man to emulate than that.

And how much did we all drink at the convention?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 19:08

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

I dunno I am not a scholar, I assume some a lot and others a little.

Well it certainly seems very presumptuous to assume that I am lying and wasn't just drunk, does it not?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 20:00

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

imgay posted:

Eat my shorts

I'm sure we can all snap off a piece of your unwashed delights.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 20:42

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Opopanax posted:

Hey guys how's it going

I am confused by this fast paced world that I have been transported to!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 21:06

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

Stardew Valley makes me very stressed, I worry excessively about the things I could be doing, and how time is constantly slipping from my fingers. There's never enough time.

I do the same, but with life.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 21:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Opopanax posted:

I'm sorry to hear that

I am Ben Franklin you know.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 21:28

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I don't want to hang out, o want to overthrow capitalism. My name is Benjamin Franklin.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 01:26

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

Think of hanging out like the freemason meetings back in the taverns. You should totally hang out, Mr. Franklin.

Hmm I did have a good time at the hellfire club back in the day...

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 01:47

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm the devil link.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 04:05

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

imgay posted:

sick isnt the devil the one that sleeps over all the time? lets get some popcorn and watch some bourne movies

Works for me.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 04:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

*farts for 30 seconds*

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 04:43

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I went to France, you know!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 13:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

HiipFire posted:

Did you go and meet 100yrs?

I went as an ambassador, for I am Benjamin Franklin!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 13:15

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

HiipFire posted:

huh

I am Benjamin Franklin, one of the founding fathers of the great nation of the United States of America!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 15:08

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Power of Pecota posted:

btw do any of you guys play Darkest Dungeon? It's SO GOOD

The darkest dungeon is the tyranny that King George forced us to live under! I have no need to play it, I lived it sir!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 17:09

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I petition that Ix eat a bug before he joins!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 18:22

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

That sucks! Having to do the work of other people is never a fun situation to be in.

Quite the condemnation of capitalism!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 20:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

All you have to lose are your chains!

Please stop kinkshaming.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 20:36

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 03:32

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I worked as a printer's apprentice for a while!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 22:32

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