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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Remember the Hulk Hogan sex tape, brother dude jack? Well, after all this time, it's finally hit the courts, where Hogan is seeking $100 million in damages.

We're into the second day of the trial, and among the things to happen today are:

Gawker submitted a Dixie Carter e-mail as evidence, and Hogan brutally buried her as just some publicist who knows jack about much.

Hogan claimed he wasn't sure if Andre the Giant was going to let him win at Wrestlemania 3.

Hogan admitted that Terry Bollea's penis is not ten inches long.

All the while Hogan has been claiming that pretty much everything he's done that makes him look bad is him playing the Hulk Hogan character, but this is Terry Bollea. He has also called the Gawker Attorney brother.

If you want to follow live, you have many options:

David Bixenspan live-blogging it: http://www.sescoops.com/live-blog-hulk-hogan-continues-testifying-in-trial-of-his-lawsuit-against-gawker/

The Wild About Trial livestream: http://livestream.com/accounts/4903803/events/4901523

And probably twitter, like the Tampa Bay Times' Anna Phillips: https://twitter.com/annamphillips

If audio cuts out on the livestream, it is probably because the judge has called the lawyers up to the stand, and that audio is not recorded.

The trial will resume at 1:30 PM EST (in about an hour as of this post).


Update as of May 2, 2016: Hulk Hogan was awarded a fuckton of money, Gawker appealed, and that isn't even over yet but Hogan has filed another lawsuit, this one about the racist tirade. poo poo is hilarious.

rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 00:12 on May 3, 2016

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Terry Bollea may not have a ten inch penis, but Hulk Hogan does.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The Hulk Hogan character lies but Terry Bollea does not lie under oath.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Iron Sheik has spoken

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a42821/iron-sheik-hulk-hogan/

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hulk Hogan confirmed as Trump's running mate, on an 'incest is best' ticket

quote:

12:08 p.m. ET Sullivan asks what he thought of Stern saying he wanted to take Brooke’s virginity and what he meant when he responded by saying “Howard, she’s the right height.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Two mins until it resumes, brothers.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I don't know how to embed tweets so someone embed these

this is the dude to follow

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/707239635819372544

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
oh it does it automatically

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




"good work on the sex tape" yeah i bet lots of people said that to you hulkster

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President
This whole thing is the train wreck that keeps on giving.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




oh my god hulk hogan saw trainwreck and the cena sex scene triggered him, this is loving incredible

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Paper Lion posted:

oh my god hulk hogan saw trainwreck and the cena sex scene triggered him, this is loving incredible

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
This trial has been everything, I hoped it would be.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS
deets on the Dixie burial please

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
So the former vp of PR for TNA,Jules wortman, in the video disposition buried the other tna wrestlers.

"People didn't want to see the other guys. They wanted to see hulk hogan."

Edit:

Miching Mallecho fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Mar 8, 2016

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

They're unintentionally burying TNA in a deposition with one of TNA's publicists right now lmao

JOSEPH SAMOAN
Jun 13, 2010

The Hulkster's got this.

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

finally something I have in common with the Hulkster

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
So right now it's written testimony of David price who was a chief engineer for Bubba for like 5 years. The funny thing is that it's being read by two lawyers and I swear to gawd(bro) that I thought I was listening to two wwe superstars doing a promo.

Edit: David price installed Bubba's cameras. The cam in the bedroom could only record if someone physically put a DVD in and press record. It had a flashing red light like a smoke detector.

Miching Mallecho fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Mar 8, 2016

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Gawker's lawyer's name is Sullivan and I can't stop imagining that it's Kevin.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Lone Goat posted:

Gawker's lawyer's name is Sullivan and I can't stop imagining that it's Kevin.

SULLIVAN MY SON.....

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Terry Bollea's 2.4 inch Python

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hulkster needs to get Trump in here post-haste unless he wants to experience more penis shame.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Lone Goat posted:

Gawker's lawyer's name is Sullivan and I can't stop imagining that it's Kevin.

AT LAST

WE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MURDERS

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Lone Goat posted:

Gawker's lawyer's name is Sullivan and I can't stop imagining that it's Kevin.

Macho Man's not around to bail you out this time, Hulkster!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Finally we have a real person on stand, Hogan's attorney David Houston is on.

Edit:



Bieber looking rug.

Miching Mallecho fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Mar 9, 2016

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Gawker already admitted that sex tapes of five year old celebrities are newsworthy.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Miching Mallecho posted:

Finally we have a real person on stand, Hogan's attorney David Houston is on.

Edit:



Bieber looking rug.

Hogan hired Donald Trump as his attorney?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

ThePariah posted:

Hogan hired Donald Trump as his attorney?

Jim Ross promised Hulk for weeks that he'd have THE REAL DONALD TRUMP testify on his behalf. This is who actually showed up

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ThePariah posted:

Hogan hired Donald Trump as his attorney?

Someone had to be VP

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Someone is going to make a compilation of the best bits of this trial, right?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I always thought that Hulk Hogan would make for a good biographical film. A look at this popular, groundbreaking name who was broken down by his relentless politicking and pathological lying. This trial might just be the perfect finale to the story.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gavok posted:

I always thought that Hulk Hogan would make for a good biographical film. A look at this popular, groundbreaking name who was broken down by his relentless politicking and pathological lying. This trial might just be the perfect finale to the story.

It will be the framing device.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

It will be the framing device.

And it will end with the reveal that the movie was Hogan writing his autobiography.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ZDar Fan posted:

And it will end with the reveal that the movie was Hogan writing his autobiography.

You know what I like.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


MassRafTer posted:

It will be the framing device.

This works too.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

When It Comes Crashing Down: The Hulk Hogan Story

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


There's No Hulkamaniacs Here: The Hulk Hogan Story

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
There are so many good titles for a Hulk Hogan movie/tv show/novel/whatever

And Brother, It's Never Gonna Die - The Legend of Hulkamania

NOT Hulk Hogan's 10 Inch Dick, A Porn Parody

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



I'm laughing as I'm trying to imagine this trial actually happening. I think it was 100 million Hogan was asking for? And his best strategy is that his wrestling character has a 10 inch penis, but he does not, while Gawker is just admitting they're horrible people.

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