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In May I got one of those $10 metal teapots you see at Indian restaurants in North America and pretty much everywhere in the UK/Ireland and it's insanely easy to clean and handle compared to my ceramic one, which has a hollow handle that I am positive must be clogged with old tea leaves. I now drink a pot of hot tea every morning without feeling like it's a big production.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 07:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 13:02 |
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(Making my tea in the morning, if my tea tasted like coffee) OK, good, after half an hour of preparation using $5000 lab-grade equipment I've distilled my tablespoon of ultra-concentrated colon blaster [tea], now to add to this tiny amount of [tea] several cups of heavy cream, refined sugar, clarified butter, and Hershey's chocolate syrup to make it palatable. mmm-mmm
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 04:22 |
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(Reality) Water finished boiling while I was in the shower, I'll just toss some leaves in this empty pot and pour the water over them. Tasty, healthy, and refined!
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 04:26 |
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whoops double post
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 10:31 |
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echinopsis posted:no sugar You're the kind of person who tells strangers about how you "accidentally" digitally raped some poor girl's anus and also this whole thread lol: echinopsis posted:I can't bring myself to write the actual sex acts we did but involved were
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 10:31 |
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I can't bring myself to write exactly how I like my morning brew but involved are: cream sugar water Folger's instant coffee crystals and an assortment of combinations of these things.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 12:26 |
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I'm replacing my whole rig with an all-in-one unit and it's looking a little pricey but I think worth it since I'll use it at least every day. Which looks better—black, green, or blue? https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000J3JFJU/
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 22:13 |
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I was thinking about switching from tea to coffee, but then I decided I would rather max out my 401(k) contribution and take a vacation overseas instead.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 16:17 |
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Had a lot of decent to good coffee in Stockholm and Oslo last couple weeks. Their tea culture is loving weak, though. You can't get a pot of tea for any price or even a cup larger than about 6 oz (Lipton breakfast blend, no refills, that'll be 30 Kr please).
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 22:57 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:My desk is from IKEA and I put it together myself. There are free buses to IKEA for tourists on weekdays and there are always people waiting for them. It's surreal.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 02:46 |
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A tea drinker would never heap such indignity upon himself. He would embark on a refreshing constitutional or swoon fetchingly on the divan.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 15:43 |
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Shaggar posted:tea drinkers are human refuse Coffee drinking is a perfect metonym for the decay of Western civilization. The civil rights movement fizzles out under the weight of coffee-sipping slam poets. The constant upward transfer of wealth is masked by yuppie enthusiasm for pumpkin lattes. Middle-class Americans fetishize the "industrial aesthetic" of coffee shops and baristas who cosplay as skilled laborers while manufacturing jobs flee the country and proletarian resentment grows. Twenty-somethings who honestly believe in the possibility of progress yet have never voted use the latest cell phone to share with thousands of strangers the gritty diarrhea they squirted out of a machine that cost more than the salary of a Liberian doctor. If Trump becomes President, or his inevitable successor, some other nationalist demagogue with the rough edges filed down, historians will trace a chain of escalating causes that closely tracks the rising price of a flat white in Brooklyn.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 05:12 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:i try to be genuinely nice to everyone in the service industry but i feel like i'm especially nice to baristas and bartenders because they're white
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 19:24 |
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duTrieux. posted:np, it's because they serve addictive substances I was mainly talking about baristas, since this is the coffee thread, and while I don't have the numbers in front of me, let me put it this way, actually nevermind I won't put it that way since I just got off a 30-day, but let me put it this way: you're not going to find a German comparative literature grad behind the counter of a Bojangles in Atlanta.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 19:57 |
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all rear end no class posted:coffee can help with that Oh yeah, that's another way that tea is vastly superior to coffee: tea doesn't strip the lining of your small intestine and express it in a slimy yellow soup. Why am I not surprised that the forum full of cat owners who finger their cats' buttholes to harvest their nectar is also a partisan of the revolting poisonous barbarian drink? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 22:49 |
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I scoop a spoonful of leaves out of a tin, drop it in a filter, and pour boiling water over it,. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 23:07 |
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Podima posted:folgers. If you didn't constantly, consciously alter your aesthetic sensibility to goosestep in time with Howard Schultz, Tim Cook, and Karl-Johan Persson, you might live a happier and more frugal life like your mother-in-law and other people capable of enjoying things they haven't overpaid for.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 06:15 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:panther got the seeds, their Hambella Wamena from Ethiopia is really great literal puke
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 23:27 |
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nice rack
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 09:05 |
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what is with you people and turning the thing you make out of boiled water and some plant matter into the centerpiece of a liturgy
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 09:11 |
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duTrieux. posted:rituals are an integral part of the human experience and we live in an age where ritual performance is no longer synonymous with religious belief duTrieux. posted:beep boop why do people do things that have no immediately quantifiable benefit man inexplicably driven to replace his dad's drip coffee maker with a set of tedious manual steps to be repeated daily: everybody else is the robot!!! e: also lol that you're perfectly happy to defend replacing religious ritual with the ritualized touching of really expensive consumer coffee paraphernalia on the basis of "well if you've got to have the Eucharist it might as well come in K-cups" Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Apr 17, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 22:57 |
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Bhodi posted:have you ever made a post where you haven't been making GBS threads on someone else's enjoyment? you really are a broken person. i guess we can thank the military for that that someone mocking your coffee machine caused you to post this crap makes me think it is you who has the problem e: also, you've got your logic backwards. Certain kinds of people are drawn to join the military in the first place. A smaller subset of those stay in past their enlistment period. The military doesn't change anything except the clothes and the hair. Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 18, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 17:43 |
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https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/929567516757774336 #IStandWithHannity
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 16:42 |
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prefect posted:we have a keurig but it barely gets used -- the jura is the one to pick lol @ a machine that makes cappuccinos by the quart loving America
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 19:17 |
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 17:10 |
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Bhodi posted:drinking that civet poop coffee i got as a gift at the date posted:Oh yeah, that's another way that tea is vastly superior to coffee: tea doesn't strip the lining of your small intestine and express it in a slimy yellow soup. Why am I not surprised that the forum full of cat owners who finger their cats' buttholes to harvest their nectar is also a partisan of the revolting poisonous barbarian drink?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 16:55 |
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yospos dweeb [sipping warm coffee]: pretty good, but outside of taste and appearance, is there any way this beverage could more closely resemble monkey poo poo? brilliant marketer: I'm about to blow your mind
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 23:26 |
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Helianthus Annuus posted:making tea in a french press to trigger the libs nothing wrong with that
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 18:44 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:
you make my job so easy
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 00:49 |
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Captain Foo posted:Good coffee stout is real nice beer it's an overbitter mess of conflicting flavors, unless it's also oversweetened, which seems to be American craft brewers' go-to quick fix for all their botched experiments
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 17:08 |
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Drinking coffee is basically the same as smoking cigarettes.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 19:53 |
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This morning, for the first time in years, I scrubbed the inside of my insulated mug with steel wool. It feels weird to drink out of a matte silver container instead of a dark brown one.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 10:00 |
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nice dog food dispenser
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 14:27 |
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man, you degenerates are still drinking coffee, huh.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 20:21 |
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completely indistinguishable from some marketing BA's undergrad portfolio of fictional products
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 01:38 |
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https://twitter.com/Russia_NC/status/1191710882872606722
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 14:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 13:02 |
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https://twitter.com/geniusguy69/status/1355165792850079745
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