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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

fart simpson posted:

these beans are p decent. my coworker bought them and gifted them to me so ill use them up but i normally get my beans from a local independent roaster

Oh yeah, same. Do you suck the cum right out of his balls too?

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

:cool::hf::goleft:

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Sniep posted:

C coffee S:



with my normal local but cheap fav,



its real good

Nice lovely beans, brah.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Midnight cup.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

This thread needs to be closed and some probations handed out. Jfc.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Cat Face Joe posted:

how's the zoj holding up

It's my best friend.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

All the students have the same zoj as me because it's pink.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I have a flask and one of their water heaters and they're all I need for piping hot coffee all day long.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

cat is supervising the coffee creation



Get that gross animal off the food preparation surface.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Skim Milk posted:

i've heard a lot about this coffee stuff?

is it good? how do i coffee?

Go to Starbucks and say "one tall latte, please."

You're welcome.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Got some fresh beans from the Coffee Man today. Mocha, natch.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stop saying thos beans.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wasted half a zoj of the 'fee... drat it.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

EndlessRagdoll posted:

Yeah. It's probably the best tasting premixed iced coffee I can find. I don't rock with Dunkin too much.


Haven't had Black Boss but I wind up at random Asian grocery stores too much so I'll probably go on a can coffee sample run soon. Check out Mr. Brown's. The guy on the can looks like a pedophile but the Macadamia Nut flavor is really good.

Most of those canned coffees are absolute poo poo. There's like 3 out of 200 that are actually drinkable.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

maniacdevnull posted:

How do you make them hot? Just pour into a mug and microwave?

They come hot out of the vending machine or are kept in a hot cabinet in the convenience store. Most vending machines stop selling hot coffee in the summer though which is ridiculous.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I like my coffee to be piping hot year round. Deal with it.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I won a free UCC coffee from the convenience store today. It tasted like muddy poo poo.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I don't roast myself. I leave that up to the pros.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

angry_keebler posted:

actually, every time you post you roast yourself

Nice flame.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Mad Wack posted:

drinkin some salt coffee right now, thanks food network


thood network

Mods?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Moist von Lipwig posted:

had coffee made in a giant cat iron cauldron at a farmer's market

best coffee I've had in my entire life, idunno wtf they're doing but oh my god it was perfection, I got literal chills

The coffee I make at home is better.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Finally restocked my beans. It's on.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

big scary monsters posted:

been eating chocolate covered coffee beans and drinking mediocre filter coffee the last few days

gotta get thos Beans

What a waste of coffee you loving idiot.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I don't want to run out of beans, but I also want to try the new varieties I saw at the Bean Man's store.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Shaggar posted:

I grind my grocery store beans in a burr grinder and then press them in my $20 insulated press. it makes good coffee I guess.

I make my coffee similar to this, except I use good beans and it comes out better than anything that comes out of some bullshit machine.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Bean drinking a lot of coffee.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Smythe posted:

Had a big thing of DD ice coffee. P drat deece I guess. Whatever.

Record a vocaroo of yourself saying p drat deec haha. Or better yet, make a cooking with Smythe video and say it.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Don't call coffee sludge.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Make your own coffee and take it to work instead of drinking "sludge".

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Captain Foo posted:

You're an idiot

Why.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'm That Guy at work who always has awesome coffee and gently caress off oval office no you can't have some.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Got some beans.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Blue mountain.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

As black as a woodchuck's rear end in a top hat.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Smythe posted:

saturday is mah drat Day OFf so im amking a BIG cylinder of coffee and im gonna DRINK IT! Over the day.

I don't drink coffees on the weekend, so my first Monday cup is more powerful.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

You make tea sound gay.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Sniep posted:

yeah what the gently caress lol

that's so stupid

flat white is not more popular than a latte and regular coffee is by far massively top contender by far, unless you're ONLY counting starbucks orders at the whitest and foofiest of places?

also the website has no actual driving data behind it, it's all just multiples of static values

code:
                        <div class="cupsItem">
                            <figure>
                                <img src="http://www.kounta.com/wp-content/themes/kounta2013/coffee-images/svg/cup-4.svg" alt=""/>
                            </figure>
                            <p data-number="132.16">0</p>
                            <span>FLAT WHITE</span>
                        </div>
so flat white increments each tick by the data-number value of 132.16, rounded to whole number

retarded bullshit put up on a dumb template webpage does not make for cool charts

drat...yospos, bitch!

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Mad guy.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

but the spergery in here is ridic. the average coffee I get when I pay for it is worse than the instant I drink every day. hardly ever do I have a coffee better than the regular poo poo I chug on a daily basis

this is because coffee is audiophile esque poo poo. a lot of snobbery. not a lot of evidence. a lot of people being fuckin smug about their gear and opinions and end of the day its a vector for caffeine

Do you add milk and sugar to your coffee?

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

He puts milk and sugar in his coffee like every single other person in New Zealand. He doesn't even know what coffee tastes like.

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