what is that man doing to his coffee maker

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mystes: May 31, 2006

Progressive JPEG posted:

looks like there�s acid in your coffee m8

It's called third wave, OP.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 20:40

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:49

mystes: May 31, 2006

Good Sphere posted:

oh no

that just melted the ice and made my coffee watered down. well at least it's lukewarm now, thanks

> ADD SHOT OF ESPRESSO

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 17:01

mystes: May 31, 2006

Espresso came out decent:

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# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 14:32

mystes: May 31, 2006

Shaggar posted:

I had some coffee earlier so now im going to have more coffee

Coffee. But first, coffee.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 02:01

mystes: May 31, 2006

Calling a moka pot an "espresso maker" is a capital offense.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 01:02

mystes: May 31, 2006

Cocoa Crispies posted:

I need to roast again

I just started again myself and it's fun!

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 15:05

mystes: May 31, 2006

Please, this is a safe space for coffee consumption.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 12:51

mystes: May 31, 2006

Coffee status report: roasted yesterday, have had two americanos so far today.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 16:54

mystes: May 31, 2006

The solution is to down a liter of coldbrew to make sure you're awake before you make coffee.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 23:27

mystes: May 31, 2006

Cocoa Crispies posted:

I have one that takes AA batteries and also has a wall charger

Does it charge the batteries? Or is "charger" just a generic term for wall warts in 2019?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 15:35

mystes: May 31, 2006

I think people in the other coffee thread aren't that positive about the aeropress go.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 15:07

mystes: May 31, 2006

Cocoa Crispies posted:

I do not recognize the authority of other coffee threads

Ah yes, the "freemen-on-the-grounds" movement.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 15:41

mystes: May 31, 2006

I need to roast more beans but it's rainy here.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 20:03

mystes: May 31, 2006

theadder posted:

also requesting imprimatur to post tea drinking itt

Sure, as long as you chase it with a 'spresso

# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 04:57

mystes: May 31, 2006

How about decaf?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 01:33

mystes: May 31, 2006

Schadenboner posted:

Her coffee is a cup of poo poo?

It's a reference to this ad with the same actress:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4kCF22O2w

# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 01:25

mystes: May 31, 2006

Yospos coffee thread: 'Tis better to be bile than bile esteemed

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 14:26

mystes: May 31, 2006

Radio Nowhere posted:

coffee press sundays

Meet the (Coffee) Press, airing Sundays on NBC

# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 18:27

mystes: May 31, 2006

Progressive JPEG posted:

baratza sette 270wi

sure it�s 3x the price of those other grinders and is also kinda loud but you never need to measure your beans again

Sette and forgette

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 21:46

mystes: May 31, 2006

Agile Vector posted:

trying a decafebruary journey by reducing my caffeine intake with a 50% mix of decaf in my grinds

not today though. drank a press in the morning and drinking some good drip in the afternoon

Half caff is a good way to be able to drink more coffee without overdoing the caffeine.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 23:20

mystes: May 31, 2006

coffeee

# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 16:15

mystes: May 31, 2006

Gun Metal Cray posted:

poured a coffee over my laptop

This must be the new "pourover" thing I keep hearing about.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:20

mystes: May 31, 2006

I've also stopped drinking coffee as of 4:00 PM today. I plan to resume again tomorrow morning.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 02:52

mystes: May 31, 2006

The conflation of dark roasts with strong coffee is tiresome.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 02:40

mystes: May 31, 2006

President Beep posted:

you seem bitter about this

Maybe more like sour?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 11:52

mystes: May 31, 2006

akadajet posted:

lol at "reactistan"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHae2w5UwqA

What's the point of giving it to them without sugar when most people put sugar in their coffee?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 14:30

mystes: May 31, 2006

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Got punished for buying a glass french press so

Better get a steel french press, and aeropress, and an espresso machine to make up for it, OP.

# ¿ May 7, 2020 14:41

mystes: May 31, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

I am paralyzed by worry constantly that I am not brewing my coffee optimally

Why should coffee be different than any other aspect of life?

# ¿ May 17, 2020 18:51

mystes: May 31, 2006

If only there was a piece of coffee equipment that actually goes brrrr that would make this meme work better. A sort of brrrr xxxx where xxxx is a standard piece of coffee equipment.

mystes fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 17, 2020

# ¿ May 17, 2020 18:54

mystes: May 31, 2006

Knuc U Kinte posted:

cold brew in the streets, French press in the sheets

I don't know if I love my french press that much. Maybe my espresso maker.

# ¿ May 25, 2020 16:15

mystes: May 31, 2006

graph posted:

i havent drank coffee in almost 3 months

That will just make it better when you have some.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 23:06

mystes: May 31, 2006

You don't need to drink coffee to post in this thread, as long as you inject it directly into your bloodstream.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 01:10

mystes: May 31, 2006

Podima posted:

Hmm I kind of miss having a steaming hot cup of coffee even though this cold brew thing is good, do people just microwave their cold brew?

You drink cold brew cold. If you want hot coffee brew hot coffee. Anything else is barbaric.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 15:07

mystes: May 31, 2006

prefect posted:

had my standard two cups of folger's instant this morning

Don't you don't that it's a bit dry going down?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 00:42

mystes: May 31, 2006

HamAdams posted:

shower coffee is v good, thx for coming to my ted talk

I prefer to drink my coffee, but to each their own.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 13:43

mystes: May 31, 2006

President Beep posted:

given the massive headache i had this weekend due to caffeine withdrawal I�m thinking of supplementing the coffee i drink on workdays with decaf. anyone know what�s good?

Have more coffee on weekends.

Decaf looses flavor in the decaffeination process so having really good fresh beans is even more important than with normal coffee.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 15:30

mystes: May 31, 2006

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

same. probably 50% of my diet these days is Benadryl because of summer allergies so I need the coffee straight into my veins to keep from falling asleep constantly.

You might want to look into claritin unless you want dementia. Anticholinergic drugs are bad news.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 01:37