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You are a tree. You stand tall and proud, your place in the world secure. Your roots reach into every crevice and secret cavern, deep into the core of the world, drawing on many-fold sources of dark strength. Your trunk is a pillar that holds up the sky. The heavens rest on your branches, and the mortal world rests in the shade of your leaves. Your offspring have spread to all places and times, and all know of your greatness! Or at least they will. Someday. Eventually. If you survive. For now you are a simple: A) Seed B) Nut C)Fruit You wait for the day you will be cast from your parent, to make your own way into the world. While you wait to finish growing, your parent imparts its knowledge to you, to prepare you for that fateful day. First it tells you what all trees tell their offspring. It tells you of the Tree-Law, of good rain and helpful animals. Then it tells you of your line, of the First Tree, and the secret knowledge it imparted to your ancestor. That secret was the secret of: E)The Flowing Water F)The Cleansing Fire G)The Deep Soil H)The Long Day and Night I)The Ripping Wind J)The True Names
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1) C 2) J
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C F
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1 - B 2 - I nuts on the wind
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B/F- We are a tree that is born in fire and grows strong from the ashes of our kinstrees and the lesser arbs. The true kings of the forest, the royal tree.
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B J Nuts and minions
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Jormagund posted:B This
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B / J
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BJ
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B, J
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Trees that produce fruits and nuts do not grow as large as trees that produce seeds. I am no Do we want to be the biggest loving tree ever or what? Therefore the obvious answer for 1 is... 1-A. As to 2? Thats more style. But I like J, lets get some true name magic going on! Diogines fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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BJ
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AJ
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A & G
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A J I like Diog's reasoning. The bigger we grow the better!
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A +J. True names have true power.
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A,J
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C, I Let's be the most METAL of trees, and use our mastery of wind to extend our reach. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hura_crepitans
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A. Goin' for that Evergreen. G. Deep soil means deep roots, stability, nutrients, water from deep in the earth. None shall disturb or dislodge us, our roots will grasp the world. E: A tree is only as strong as its roots; tend the roots, reap the rewards. Theglavwen fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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This man is also a tree: http://killsixbilliondemons.com/ not the same kind as you though
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That man was immensely brave. Stupid. Really, really, really stupid. But brave.
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A to start small and simple and have long-term potential. J because we can never resist the most secret of secret knowledge.
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CJ
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AJ
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A J
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I think everyone can agree BJ is needed
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Possibly irreverent botanical knowledge: All trees (barring a few exceptions) produce seeds, the ones that just have seeds and not fruits are gymnosperms (fines and cycads etc), they have cones or similar. Angiosperms (flowering plants) are the ones that produce fruit housing the trees seeds. A 'fruit' is the structure that houses seeds which can be a nut/fruit whatever (technically speaking, subject to debate). Largest trees in the world are fir/pines (North America) and Eucalyptus (Australia), generally. Eucalypts are baddass because their leaves produce a thick layer of highly flammable litter on the ground and when alive have so much oils that when fires roar through the crowns can virtually explode in a fuel air bomb type scenario. They also recover from fire by pushing new leaves from epicormic buds beneath their skin and post-fire can produce cyanide to deter browsing. They also drip wax onto the soil beneath them to prevent water seeping in and feeding the competition. They are flowering plants are better evolved to take advantage of biological pollinators and seed disperses. Gymnosperm pines and firs are primitive scrub tier soft wooded shits which need wind/water to spread pollen and seeds aren't as evolved as the flowering plants. Based on that I'm voting C so we will have flowers and fruit that can be used for all sorts of nefarious purposes and I don't want to be a stupid pine tree. Also J, because knowledge is power.
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C J
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It's all knowledge. It's all power. It's all trees. You are a tree.
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BF
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Outrail posted:Possibly irreverent botanical knowledge: What about sequoias then? Huh? How you know we're not in dinosaur times before flowers even came out yet? Maybe it's carboniferous and we lose our whole fuckin branches each year instead of leaves? Maybe it's before leaves got invented? Opp you made a fatal error by not allowing us to choose sporularion as a reproductive method, I'm starting to grow suspicious about your dedication, almost like you aren't completely serious about this
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If its the carboniferous and we've got fruit then we're time travelling plants and the world is about to become our bitch.
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C and J of course we are the fruit of knowledge of the true names
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1. B 2. J
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AG
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SniperWoreConverse posted:What about sequoias then? Huh? How you know we're not in dinosaur times before flowers even came out yet? Maybe it's carboniferous and we lose our whole fuckin branches each year instead of leaves? Maybe it's before leaves got invented? I am not a botanist and also you are a tree, not some primitive plant with delusions of grandeur. I will update sometime tomorrow, as beginnings are important and I want to provide a reasonable amount of time for people to see the thread and vote. I am going to try to update at least once a day. This should not be difficult, I'm not exactly typing long form novels over here. paragon1 fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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2, E Lets get this party started.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:49 |
You really had a missed opportunity in the title. "You are a Tree - A TreeYOA"
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Diogines posted:You really had a missed opportunity in the title. "You are a Tree now, Basscop. Go and be a Tree."
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Outrail posted:Eucalypts are baddass because their leaves produce a thick layer of highly flammable litter on the ground and when alive have so much oils that when fires roar through the crowns can virtually explode in a fuel air bomb type scenario. They also recover from fire by pushing new leaves from epicormic buds beneath their skin and post-fire can produce cyanide to deter browsing. They also drip wax onto the soil beneath them to prevent water seeping in and feeding the competition. They are flowering plants are better evolved to take advantage of biological pollinators and seed disperses. AJ - Maximum Eucalyptus
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