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i venture into the garage cautiously. i relax: it seems like now that the sun's out again, the word machine is in a better mood. it seems almost eager as i begin to spin its dial and two-fistedly grind its sliders. let's make some words together, buddy, i whisper under my breathdevil posted:uhh... ill take a reroll blaise rascal posted:Can I have his? you know what, since blaise rascal seems hot for it (and i want to see a thread about slag), sure! here's devil's new one:  Macnult posted:I'd like some words please.  Hick Magnet posted:Count me in  Luvcow posted:may I have some words please?  Twerkteam Pizza posted:Thank for words plz  Quidnose posted:I am contest 
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Mar 16, 2016 13:56
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y'all, i am loving these word machine threads you are making. each one of them fills me with its own special brand of delight! words cannot express how proud i am of each of you, or how much prouder still i confidently expect to become i mean, maybe some words could express those feelings, but they'd have to be generated by a grinding titan that takes up three extension cords and has prompted several visits from the police so far, and i'm much too busy generating you all words to devote its processing power to such a frivolous end. so just trust me: i'm very proud! 
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Mar 16, 2016 14:00
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I like words!
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Mar 16, 2016 16:28
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okay. give me purpose.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:46
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Brainstorming notes from work . Txt and oops it has my phone number too
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Mar 16, 2016 21:20
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| Just edit it in gallery and use a brush tool or something to cover it up | |
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Mar 16, 2016 21:32
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I don't care enough... I don't answer phone calls anyway and what are ya gonna do, text me??? |
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Mar 16, 2016 22:08
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all my words are covered in dorito dust, some fresh ones would go a long way to paying off these student loans
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Mar 17, 2016 00:37
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i haven't made a thread in too long |
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Mar 17, 2016 06:10
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This is a good excuse to start a thread. I'm in.
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Mar 18, 2016 03:29
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Hick Magnet posted:I don't care enough... I don't answer phone calls anyway and what are ya gonna do, text me??? If I text you can we be friends? |
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Mar 18, 2016 03:29
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i awaken to find myself nestled in the ventral crevices of the word machine. its claw legs are fixed around me like a sea whale holding her child to the teat. i shudder bodily as i detach myself from its thrumming embrace and come to my feet. it's time to make some wordsTusen Takk posted:I like words!  Urodov posted:okay.  Breakfast Dorito posted:all my words are covered in dorito dust, some fresh ones would go a long way to paying off these student loans  Thingyman posted:i haven't made a thread in too long  Doc Friday posted:This is a good excuse to start a thread. I'm in. 
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Mar 18, 2016 17:31
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Hick Magnet posted:Brainstorming notes from work . Txt and oops it has my phone number too i saw this post on my phone last night and basically haven't stopped laughing since. really good |
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Mar 18, 2016 17:34
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oh no . . . there is a duplicate?
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Mar 18, 2016 17:48
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Urodov posted:oh no . . . whoops! thanks for pointing it out, lemme just fix that |
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Mar 18, 2016 17:50
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may be time for the word machine's 100,000 mile checkup
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Mar 18, 2016 17:51
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i don't know about this forum but i do know about androidblues and also words so please give me some words i guess |
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Mar 18, 2016 23:15
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i don't want any more words but i'm kinda stumped right now my internal mental notebook just says "something about flouride?" on it and all the voids in the letters are filled in and the "i" in flouride is dotted with a heart and the rest of the page is covered in crude dick drawings and that funky-looking "S" shape |
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Mar 18, 2016 23:26
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Captain Foo posted:i don't know about this forum but i do know about androidblues and also words hello welcome captain foo. we're glad you're here. i hope you get excellent words
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Mar 18, 2016 23:30
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FluffieDuckie posted:hello welcome captain foo. we're glad you're here. i hope you get excellent words hi! I hope i get good words too! |
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Mar 18, 2016 23:32
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Captain Foo posted:hi! I hope i get good words too! good luck! I'm still struggling with "reptile subsequies" and keep thinking of strange and morbid concepts that follow reptiles like salmonella
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Mar 18, 2016 23:35
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google THIS posted:i don't want any more words but i'm kinda stumped right now sorry google this! if it's any consolation, part of the challenge is trying to make something funny out of something weird other possible angles: tooth fairy, fillings picking up radio signals, government teeth implants. i'm rooting for you! i'm sure that internal fluoride heart is going to resolve into an internal fluoride respiratory system pretty soon
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Mar 18, 2016 23:46
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:If I text you can we be friends? Yes. |
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Mar 19, 2016 01:20
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Captain Foo posted:i don't know about this forum but i do know about androidblues and also words 
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Mar 19, 2016 01:35
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Captain Foo posted:i don't know about this forum but i do know about androidblues and also words hey foo! let's be adorable newbies together! 
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Mar 19, 2016 02:47
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dont like this one. can i havbe a new one. thank you. |
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Mar 19, 2016 18:52
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sorry buddy, that's all we got. if you want though, i can certainly do you a slightly weirder version of that one |
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Mar 19, 2016 18:59
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| ill make somethig out of it i guess... wont be my best work but hey. thats life | |
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Mar 19, 2016 19:04
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its possible that it would completely invert the meaning and be like "imagining things that arent the nightmare hours(_)", so i think it's worth a trydumb crambo posted:ill make somethig out of it i guess... wont be my best work but hey. thats life ah...as you please. good luck! |
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Mar 19, 2016 19:05
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does that mean it's too late for a re-roll? it's ben about 4 days. i can't write a good weed joke to save my own life.
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Mar 19, 2016 19:22
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Yobgoblin posted:does that mean it's too late for a re-roll? it's ben about 4 days. i can't write a good weed joke to save my own life. you ask, you get. let me just pour some coolant into the word machine's rear vent...  ah |
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Mar 19, 2016 19:31
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Android Blues posted:you ask, you get. let me just pour some coolant into the word machine's rear vent... "weeding likeness" and "mink heads pop out of them and the hand"? Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Mar 23, 2016 ---------------- |
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Mar 19, 2016 20:36
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Yobgoblin posted:"weeding likeness" and "mink hands pop out of them and the hand?" that makes it easier if anything
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Mar 19, 2016 20:37
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:that makes it easier if anything more material that i can work with, yea e: minks are like ferrets but in the snow 
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Mar 19, 2016 20:39
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honestly, it's a pretty cherry pick |
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Mar 19, 2016 20:44
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it was hard to find an angle to make a thread but i gave it my best shot make america british again
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Mar 19, 2016 23:06
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give me a thread I love strings
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Mar 20, 2016 04:38
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Quidnose posted:hey foo! let's be adorable newbies together! sounds good to me okay i'll work on this |
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Mar 21, 2016 01:37
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Jolyne Cujoh posted:give me a thread I love strings i kick the word machine into gear for one last thread. it has become reticent and clinging about its words; i am sure now that, at night, it generates the very juiciest words all for itself and wipes them from its databanks out of sheer spite. digging through the junk cache in the magnetic strips under its screen, i'm able to piece together this  good luck! this is the last entry we'll be accepting for this week. voting begins on tuesday night! |
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Mar 21, 2016 13:30
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