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creep detector for household or individual, no box, some food stains. every time i go to the public bathroom near my work it feels like all the men there turn and stare at me while i do my business. it happened enough that i began to fear the worst. so you can see why i sprang for this PestCo Creep Detector, right? right?? haha functions just fine, runs on a 9-volt battery and all that so you can be worry-free about creeps even when the power's out. only thing is i think it's malfunctioning? and i don't really have the time to fix it. thing just keeps going off for no reason when i turn it on. which, yeah. when i tried it the first time at the gym all the customers and staff gave me dirty looks. good thing i wasn't working out or anything or i might have had a heart attack! hahahha anyway, it's affordable and could be fixed with a bit of effort - it's so 'effortable'! hahaha $5, pickup after eight, pull into the driveway and honk thrice. no email or text, please call. please? |
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craigslist > the forest > the castle Free: Magic Mirror Broken. (ad posted by E. Queen) |
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f/s: big billy bass (cursed?) bought this to liven up the house a little and sure, when my wife or kids walk past it's 'take me to the river' or 'don't worry be happy'. but every time i walk past it's 'creep' by radiohead. i even hung it backwards but when i pass it i could swear i still hear it, faintly, mocking me. ~sig~ |
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f/s: monkey's paw (used) could function as an interesting decoration, do not recommend making wishes near it though |
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alnilam posted:f/s: monkey's paw (used) "I wish you would grasp this bouquet" *all the fingers go down at once, now you have a nice bouquet holder for a tabletop or mantle piece* |
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Mar 16, 2016 17:03
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alnilam posted:"I wish you would grasp this bouquet" lol ~sig~ |
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but the wish backfires slightly and it's always just a little wobbly when you put it down
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it may hold the flowers but you will still need a monkey paw holder i fear
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grasps the flowers too tight and breaks them no sir I won't buy another used craigslist monkey paw |
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Mar 17, 2016 02:55
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it grasps the bouquet and your neck and you die
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craigslist > the forest > transportation f/s: Gorgeous Pumpkin carriage! includes most beautiful horse around, truly one of a kind.must take delivery immediately. AS/IS no refunds, cash on delivery . act Now, no fooling, NOW |
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craigslist > street corner > general Little match girl wts match sticks before I freeze to death on a street corner. I can't go home before selling these sticks, or daddy will beat me. Please come buy my sticks. I don't think I can survive out here much longer as I have to burn my matches to keep warm and they are already running low. Grandma says that good little girls go to Heaven when they die? Oh, look, a shooting star! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers ---------------- |
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