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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Tango and Cash

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Elmnt80 posted:

Name the male cat after a famous male jazz singer and leave the female named jazzy imo.

Edit: Like naming him Louie for Louis Armstrong. Louie and Jazzy!

Django

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Chili posted:

He's Django to me now!

:3:

Writer Cath posted:

Jazzy and (Glam) Rocky.

Tho I do like me some Rocky too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA60raoEx18

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Tendai posted:

Finally an unboxing video that I'm down with :3:

More like a re-boxing video

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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He's like the ice cream kitty from TMNT

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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You can never have too much cat tree

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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JackMann posted:

And from a practical standpoint, a bored cat on its own will destroy your stuff. If you have two, a bored cat will go and bother the other cat.

As PI so eloquently puts it: Cats are assholes, get two.

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Feb 5, 2007
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SneakyFrog posted:

its dare. Without gbs to poo poo up he wanders like a lost soul, wafting aimlessly through the subforums, looking for his long lost tribes peeps.

And yet he doesn't get banned for it, just a slap on the wrist probation. This happens all the time unfortunately :(

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Bud K ninja sword posted:

I just like to get to the stage with a scary unfriendly razorcat where you can give it belly rubs without instantly regretting your decision.

I've never regretted my decision to give a razorcat belly rubs. Sure, my arm is full of scars, but it was worth it every time

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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There's an orange president?!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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queserasera posted:

So what was Butterscotch looking at so intently last week?

He was gazing into the abyss

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Feb 5, 2007
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Chili posted:

You can't hear it, but he was purring the whole time. And after that he sat in my lap for another hour while I farted around on the internet. Cat just gives no fucks.

You could hear the purring on the video

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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He needs butter-band surgery!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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^^ :argh:

Chili posted:

A part of me just wants to set up a page so I can convince all of my facebook friends that I am 100% batshit crazy.

Just send them here
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=48029

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Feb 5, 2007
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Kwyndig posted:

That has always confused me too. It's not actually harder to take care of two cats over one and it's only a little more expensive. Plus, double the snuggles.

As the cat thread so eloquently put it: cats are assholes, get two

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Feb 5, 2007
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Radio! posted:

I've got an old oven mitt I use when Catface is in the mood for rasslin'.

I just get a scarred up hand, as God intended

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Clown

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Pile of Kittens posted:

Haddock. Haddock P. Martin, Private Investigator. (the P is for Poisson)

This is getting dangerously close to a Kip Addotta song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

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Feb 5, 2007
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Booger Presley posted:

Uhh, I don't think so. Butters is tasting dog with his eyes.

Yes, that's a cat that is planning revenge for the dog stealing his lap space

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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my cat is norris posted:


(first class upper club)

You don't get a lot of sewing done do you? The yellow one is just daring you to put some fabric down

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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C. Everett Koop posted:

He's gone from Butterscotch to just Butter

Soon he'll just be a Butt :yosbutt:

Based on chili's comments about butter's morning routine, he's already achieved butthood.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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That's pretty much the same technique I use to deal with spiders

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Kwyndig posted:

Baby going to have so many friends.

Hopefully it goes better than Baby Chili!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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MikeJF posted:

BERK! FEED ME!

Butterscotch? More like Audrey III

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Lead out in cuffs posted:

This catte is very blue.

Beast was the father

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Doesn't look like she's thrilled about it either

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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It worked for Julia Childs

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