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gun that shoots tiny guns
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- Ace of Baes
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gun that shoots tiny photos of honey bees
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Mar 19, 2016 08:00
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- Ace of Baes
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gun that shoots out water instead of bullets
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Mar 19, 2016 08:02
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- Ace of Baes
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gun with a scope and when you look through it it plays the entiriety of stanely kubricks full metal jacket, which makes you realize the horror of war and put it down
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Mar 19, 2016 08:04
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- cuntman.net
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a gun thats too heavy to pick up but people try anyway and when theyre straining the hardest it becomes really light and they get sent flying. its a gun that shoots people
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Mar 19, 2016 08:30
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- Ace of Baes
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gun where you climb inside the barrel and live there and raise a family and send your kids off to college some day, then mary gets leukimia, but you stick by her side, just like you have for 20 years, and together you fight through it, and it goes into remission, but a few years later she starts going through dementia, and you have to do every thing for her, and you start to resent her, then her cancer comes back, but this time she's not strong enough to fight it, she's in pain, and she doesn't know what's going on, every day that passes she deteriorates, and you wonder if hospice care would be a better option, but before you can make the call, one day shes just gone, left in the night, she looks peaceful, so you tell yourself that its what she would have wanted, now it's just you and your dog, the kids have their own kids now, and tom's off in california, working for some big tech firm, he's a busy guy, so he only visits once a year, jill is in india, fighting for womens rights, mary would have been proud, if she were here to see it, she's got the same tenacious fighting spirit, then one day your dog doesn't get up from his nap, ol' rudy was 16, which might as well be a hundred in dog years, but he had the best life a dog could ask for, you think about buying another one, but you worry it might out live you, then where'll it go? you shouldn't put that kind of burden on such a loyal creature, then one day, you decide your time has come, so you squeeze the trigger and the gun shoots you into outer space
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Mar 19, 2016 08:55
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- weird
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by zen death robot
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gun with a scope and when you look through it it plays the entiriety of stanely kubricks full metal jacket, which makes you realize the horror of war and put it down
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Mar 19, 2016 11:12
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- Ayatollah Hermione
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a gun that shoots exact change into the clerks hand at the convenience store
a gun that is triggered by argument, you must convince the gun that the guys ur shooting are really bad guys who need to be stopped, and not doing crime for a complicated reason like their kid has leukemia or something
a shot gun that fires sunscreen for quick application before a fun day at the beach, can be adapted to shoot aloe vera onto the subsequent weird patchy sunburn interspersed among lily white circles of unspoiled flesh
a gun that weighs 10,000 lbs but only shoots caps
a trick gun that shoots a little flag out of the end but instead of saying "bang" or "pow" it's a completed job application for security guard at a bank
A revolver with only one chamber for really quick games of russian roulette
a gun that will only fire if you give it a key to your apartment
a gun that doesn't shoot bullets but has a mouth on the end that goes ptchoooo ptchoooo bang bang ptchoooo
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Mar 19, 2016 11:16
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- cuntman.net
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a gun that looks like a t shirt cannon but is actually a real gun so the terrorists think youre going to launch a t shirt at them but instead you just shoot them
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Mar 19, 2016 11:26
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- City of Glompton
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gun that shoots a full breakfast onto the table
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 19, 2016 15:38
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- the unabonger
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just a really really a big gun
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Mar 19, 2016 17:38
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- cute anime girl
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hosed up tiny gun
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Mar 19, 2016 17:43
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- Macnult
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a gun that you shoot at someone who is choking and it makes them cough it up.
the choking gun
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Mar 19, 2016 17:56
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- dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!
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gun with a scope and when you look through it it plays the entiriety of stanely kubricks full metal jacket, which makes you realize the horror of war and put it down
gun where you climb inside the barrel and live there and raise a family and send your kids off to college some day, then mary gets leukimia, but you stick by her side, just like you have for 20 years, and together you fight through it, and it goes into remission, but a few years later she starts going through dementia, and you have to do every thing for her, and you start to resent her, then her cancer comes back, but this time she's not strong enough to fight it, she's in pain, and she doesn't know what's going on, every day that passes she deteriorates, and you wonder if hospice care would be a better option, but before you can make the call, one day shes just gone, left in the night, she looks peaceful, so you tell yourself that its what she would have wanted, now it's just you and your dog, the kids have their own kids now, and tom's off in california, working for some big tech firm, he's a busy guy, so he only visits once a year, jill is in india, fighting for womens rights, mary would have been proud, if she were here to see it, she's got the same tenacious fighting spirit, then one day your dog doesn't get up from his nap, ol' rudy was 16, which might as well be a hundred in dog years, but he had the best life a dog could ask for, you think about buying another one, but you worry it might out live you, then where'll it go? you shouldn't put that kind of burden on such a loyal creature, then one day, you decide your time has come, so you squeeze the trigger and the gun shoots you into outer space
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Mar 19, 2016 17:58
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- Robot Made of Meat
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A revolver with only one chamber for really quick games of russian roulette
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 19, 2016 19:06
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- Dreddout
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
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Gun that is shot from a bullet.
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Mar 19, 2016 19:58
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- google THIS
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a gun that takes a year off your life whenever you fire it so you need to be drat sure you'll gain more than you lose
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Mar 19, 2016 20:09
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- breakfast dorito
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doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
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guns that shoot guns that shoot bees that shoot guns that shoot bees and the bees are angry
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Mar 19, 2016 22:52
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- City of Glompton
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gun that shoots tiny guns
guns that shoot guns that shoot bees that shoot guns that shoot bees and the bees are angry
a gun that shoots a gun that shoots a gun that shoots a gun
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 19, 2016 23:45
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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it seems like there were a lot of those guns that make people dance in the old western movies
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Mar 20, 2016 00:37
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- MrWillsauce
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gun that makes puns. I call it a pun.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:05
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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A strange gun. The only killing move is not to shoot.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:11
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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A gun for babies
you know, if you get ambushed by diapered desperados
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Mar 20, 2016 04:15
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A gun that's for gun restrictions.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:16
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- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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A gun that shoots knives.
So you can bring a knife to a gunfight.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:38
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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gun with a scope and when you look through it it plays the entiriety of stanely kubricks full metal jacket, which makes you realize the horror of war and put it down
I did that with Call of Duty and magic mushrooms.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:50
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- cute anime girl
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A gun that shoots knives.
So you can bring a knife to a gunfight.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:53
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- Macnult
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gun that makes puns. I call it a pun.
I would pay a lot of money for a gun that makes puns.
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Mar 20, 2016 05:02
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- cuntman.net
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a gun that shoots seeds that grow into a tree that grows coupons for the local gun store
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Mar 20, 2016 05:13
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- smoobles
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Can't post for 2 hours!
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I will die for the right to bear all the guns ITT
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Mar 20, 2016 05:56
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- Android Blues
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gun that doesnt fire but makes really good cocking the hammer and loading new cartridges and maybe also chamber revolving sounds, like you would hear in doom. also has a button to make smoke come out of the muzzle (easily blown by human mouth pressure)
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Mar 20, 2016 16:28
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- Android Blues
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nearsighted gun that becomes indistinct and out of focus when you try to aim it at faraway targets
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Mar 20, 2016 16:32
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- Android Blues
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gun that does high octane quick cut close ups on itself whenever it makes a noise (firing, reloading, doing that clicky thing that shotguns do where you open up the back, etc). they are at side angles and will leave you thirsty with adrenaline
gun that only fires during the magic hour because its vain about how glossy and predatory it looks in your trembling hand
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