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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

JazzFlight posted:

so theres like 100 posts about him working at a burger place when the only evidence for it that he drew a cartoon burger flipper with the title welcome to world

i mean the last shmorky thread was insane but this is the biggest reach ever

Yeah but the jokes are good so who cares.

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

ElGroucho posted:

"What do they want? Do they want my burgers!? My fries?!"

Very good

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Mega64 posted:

Yeah but the jokes are good so who cares.

this

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

JazzFlight posted:

so theres like 100 posts about him working at a burger place when the only evidence for it that he drew a cartoon burger flipper with the title welcome to world

i mean the last shmorky thread was insane but this is the biggest reach ever

Good point, shmorky is too much of a loser to get a burger flipping job.

He can only live that life vicariously through his napkin drawings

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I hope he does the drivethrough voice.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
What a FREAKING loser!!!!!

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
What did you guys think of my joke, it was a mean one heheh :cool:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Yep, you sure are a joke.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

CrazyLoon posted:

Yep, you sure are a joke.

Too bad I'm not a GOOD joke or people wouldn't be KINDA MEAN to me in this THREAD am I right

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You sure are deeply invested in this garbage mans fortune

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I just feel like I've found a home here

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
I liked shmorkys cartoons they were pretty good.

I wonder how lady ambien feels about replacing smorky in the gamer garbage can. Must be big shoes to fill. Like being the singer for Queen when they go on tour.

Shmorky and Freddie Mercury: two powerful and irreplaceable voices

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
posting in a GOLD THREAD

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I think about "I ain't touchin ME that puppet" from some gaming garbage video on like a daily basis

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Nathilus posted:

I feel bad for zir. I don't think ze can find the way back to toontown. Someone show zir the way so ze can be with zis own kind. Or get some Dip and put ze out of zis misery.

Hey Batroc, leaping isn't really a super power. But that's not the sole reason Captain America always beat your rear end in your fights.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Remember when someone said shmorky should get their rear end kicked by all their employees for being trans, f**king classic!!!!

stump collector
May 28, 2007
i didnt realize shmorky wasnt a voice actor

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Keep the jokes coming boys!!!!!!!

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Cael posted:

Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx

Edit: https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

Has anyone else tried listening to this with LCD Soundsystem in the background? :kiddo:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The Pony Incident posted:

Remember when someone said shmorky should get their rear end kicked by all their employees for being trans, f**king classic!!!!

yeah, i remember when you made that up

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

The Pony Incident posted:

Remember when someone said shmorky should get their rear end kicked by all their employees for being trans, f**king classic!!!!

trans is having a terrible made up squeaky voice in that case

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Pony Incident posted:

Remember when someone said shmorky should get their rear end kicked by all their employees for being trans, f**king classic!!!!

calm down

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no one is aattacking him for being trans they are just reacting to stupid poo poo he did, like post a recording of his girlfriend when she lost her marbles to garner sympathy from his patreon supporters and if you cant tell how these are two seperate things you are probably some sort of retard
ediy i mean they did. or whatever

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

The Pony Incident posted:

Remember when someone said shmorky should get their rear end kicked by all their employees for being trans, f**king classic!!!!

This didn't happen, I appreciate the effort to fit in though friend

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I identify as attack helicopter 🚁👌

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i identify as a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Your posts are tolerable now that I hear all of them in Shmorky's voice.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Enfield posted:

i identify as a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt

i like the cut of your gib young man

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Enfield posted:

i identify as a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt

Me too let's touch weiners

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain Yossarian posted:

Me too let's touch weiners

maybe later

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

ArbitraryC posted:

It's kind of weird that goons keep talking about how awful it was of shmorky to record his gf's breakdown and posting it online but then posting/quoting the audio here. You guys could just you know, stop spreading it around.

It starts to make more sense when you realize that none of us are her fiance who, instead of helping or protecting her, ripped her away from her support network so that we could drag her deeper into our lovely internet gender cult. I take no responsibility for either of their well-beings.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
This thread showed me that infinite jukebox thing and now I can't stop doing it

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

The Pony Incident posted:

Keep the jokes coming boys!!!!!!!
god, shut up already and go post funny XD pictures in PYF

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Enfield posted:

maybe later

:bigtran:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Would you like to upsize that to a SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I identify as SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-male

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

The Pony Incident posted:

Keep the jokes coming boys!!!!!!!

sexist

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
my posts are bad

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fututor Magnus posted:

I identify as attack helicopter 🚁👌

My gender is mayonnaise.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Say Nothing posted:

My gender is mayonnaise.

White supremacist

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