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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



My Linux Rig posted:

this guy gets it he's probably running to donate some bone marrow just to get this fantastic new device that will be obsolete in six months

keep buying those phones, mike!

you're retarded.

if i DONATED my bone marrow i wouldn't get any money.

idiot.

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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i thought that guy died of bitcoins

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


GameCube posted:

i thought that guy died of bitcoins

He did. He's dead now.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

My Linux Rig posted:

yes throw all your money away, a new iPhone was just released!! everyone in this thread should have it by now, cause we're all hip, savvy tech consumers who need the latest iteration of some trash phone RIGHT NOW

lol if $500 is all your money

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

THC posted:

lol if $500 is all your money

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

THC posted:

lol if $500 is all your money

it wouldn't be, if he'd only invested in bitcoins.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

in a way, his poverty is our fault.

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Dr. Phildo posted:

Hey you guys I'm gonna get me a 5se space grey but don't know what time orders will go live on the 24th. I don't want to miss out and have to wait for months like a poor- anyone know if they start at 12:01 or something like that? My 5s is starting to get battery problems :(

use the apple store app on your current phone w/ apple pay cuz that is way faster than doing it through the website

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
i watched 360 porn on me iphone 6+ plus today, peace out stebe

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

going to have to go to an Apple Store on the physical plane to trade this phone in

welp

maybe next month

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

going to have to go to an Apple Store on the physical plane to trade this phone in

welp

maybe next month

how's life on the immaterial plane?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
still getting errors when i try to update to 9.3 for no obvious reason .thanks apple

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

theflyingexecutive posted:

how's life on the immaterial plane?

The ethereal plane, you insensitive clod.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

endlessmonotony posted:

The ethereal plane, you insensitive clod.

bless

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

bump_fn posted:

still getting errors when i try to update to 9.3 for no obvious reason .thanks apple

Even if you do it through iTunes?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

trilljester posted:

Even if you do it through iTunes?

imagine being so stockholmed by that piece of poo poo OS you think its normal to have to plug your phone into your computer and use some busybox or whatever frontend to flash a new iOS ROM onto your phone instead of just letting the OTA silently update while you slept. LOL

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
Pretty rude Apple- its midday on the 24th and still can't preorder? boooooooooo. the apple chat man said they haven't been given a time and to just keep checking the website. this wouldn't happen under blessed steve!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

trilljester posted:

Even if you do it through iTunes?
i tried this but it refuses to do the update without trying to back up the phone to the lovely laptop that i have itunes on that doesn't have the hard drive space to do the backup lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
yeah when does the se(x) go on sale i want one

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

bump_fn posted:

i tried this but it refuses to do the update without trying to back up the phone to the lovely laptop that i have itunes on that doesn't have the hard drive space to do the backup lol

why is everything you own broken in some way

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

goddammit tim, release the phone!

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
omg the apple store has been updating for three hours what the he*k tim?!
fire your it nerds or soemthing jesus

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Dr. Phildo posted:

omg the apple store has been updating for three hours what the he*k tim?!
fire your it nerds or soemthing jesus

Sorry too busy redesigning all computing architecture from the ground up because we huffed too many technolibertarian farts

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
Oh I love this they're going to spend all their cash reimplementing an alternative to all modern silicon

And try to use that as a marketing tactic

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
This is the best possible windmill for post-Stebe Apple to tilt against

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
it's up now, just got one in the only sane size and good color. delivers 3/31

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Beeftweeter posted:

it's up now, just got one in the only sane size and good color. delivers 3/31

hey leave a rose gold for

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

PleasureKevin posted:

hey leave a rose gold for

i said "good" not "gaud"

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
I also got a Superior Spaced Grey for delivery. I'm sorry for my harsh words earlier tim, I was a little emotional and I may have to look at my caffeine intake

kev I hope you get your rose gold phone for whatever reason

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Beeftweeter posted:

why is everything you own broken in some way

all my computers were stolen except for a 2012 mba

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Dr. Phildo posted:

I also got a Superior Spaced Grey for delivery. I'm sorry for my harsh words earlier tim, I was a little emotional and I may have to look at my caffeine intake

kev I hope you get your rose gold phone for whatever reason

no, it's coldfusion era garbage. if you have to take a site offline to update it in tyool 2016 you done hosed up

of course the more likely scenario is they don't have to take it offline, they just do that as part of the hype train because people expect it now

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

just ordered my sim free iphone se :flashfap:

doesnt deliver until april 1st at the earliest though :(

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

infernal machines posted:

no, it's coldfusion era garbage. if you have to take a site offline to update it in tyool 2016 you done hosed up

of course the more likely scenario is they don't have to take it offline, they just do that as part of the hype train because people expect it now

I think it is a hype thing, it just sucks they say "hey preorder on the 24th!!" and then us foreigners have to wait until 5pm to sync up with cupertinos midnight. Put a countdown clock or something on the site and have streamers or bulllshit go off when it gets to 0, but just let us know when it's ready. I'm being too serious about phones and that's sad

I'm using this nightshift thing- it's a bit funky. Everything's mellow yellow :)

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

just ordered a smallphone, now to trade in this 5s for an apple gift card I'll use maybe for the next phone in 3 years

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

tim pls process my order of a 64gb space grey iPhone Steve Edition

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

just ordered a smallphone, now to trade in this 5s for an apple gift card I'll use maybe for the next phone in 3 years

im gonna keep my 5s as a spare phone and for travel

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

THC posted:

tim pls process my order of a 64gb space grey iPhone Steve Edition

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

THC posted:

tim pls process my order of a 64gb space grey iPhone Steve Edition

the 5se is getting great reviews. Tim hit a home run

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

eric posted:

the 5se is getting great reviews. Tim hit a home run

it's going to be so fast and good until the 7 is out

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



it has the old touchid that is slower so no sale

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