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He Has Risen and His Steaks are Sizzlin!
Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 20, 2016
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- Piso Mojado
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Commandment 11: EAT MORE STEAK! (Happy Hour 5-7pm Mon thru Thurs)
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Mar 20, 2016 20:31
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- treasure bear
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blue, rare, medium rare, medium, god hath foresteaken
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Mar 20, 2016 23:37
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"our steaks are aged for 33 years and then crucified and placed into a stone crypt only to rise for your dining pleasure three days later!"
*scene cuts to a sous chef dressed in ancient roman garb poking a hanging steak with a spear, then to several cooks carefully placing the steak into a stone crypt and closing it in with a large boulder*
"so come on down to jesus' steak house near exit 13 off interstate 93 and you'll agree... christ these are great steaks!"
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Mar 20, 2016 23:43
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- Scaly Haylie
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Commandment 11: EAT MORE STEAK! (Happy Hour 5-7pm Mon thru Thurs)
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Mar 20, 2016 23:49
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I heard this place failed inspection because their seafood supplier was a fisher of men. Also I brought in some apples for my baby, who is far to young for steak,and they chucked her out. Well you can bet your communal wine I called the BBB and left a negative yelp.
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Mar 21, 2016 00:08
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- tao of lmao
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steak was delicious, but the communion wafer was too dry and I'm not much of a wine drinker
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Mar 21, 2016 01:47
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- Piso Mojado
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blue, rare, medium rare, medium, god hath foresteaken
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Mar 21, 2016 03:15
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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1 steak + your choice of side = 4given
everyone in the idf must die
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Mar 21, 2016 03:20
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i peeked in the kitchen once and he was running some kind of walk-in clinic for lepers right out of there. please don't eat here
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Mar 21, 2016 03:36
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- MrWillsauce
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TGIGFriday's
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Mar 21, 2016 03:37
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tried to trade chef tips with this guy - got talking about pork loin in a fig reduction - he turned red and started cursing stuff around him "unto the fifth generation". typical diva chef
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Mar 21, 2016 03:47
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do NOT try to pay for your meal with pieces of silver. owner won't see the funny side
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Mar 21, 2016 03:48
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they have one of those extreme food challenges on the menu except to win the free meal you have to fast for 40 days inside the restaurant with a guy dressed like satan waving various appetisers and buffet items in front of your nose
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Mar 21, 2016 03:53
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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e nomine porterhouse
et fillet
et spirirtu new york strip
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Mar 21, 2016 04:51
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- google THIS
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kyrie filetson
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Mar 21, 2016 22:09
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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If Jesus had steaks for blood instead of wine I would probably convert to Christianity.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:18
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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You ever wonder why a winery hasn't just cloned Jesus and drained his blood instead of using grapes? Probably would make the whole process go a lot quicker in my opinion.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:20
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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We need more ways to commoditize Jesus when he eventually returns.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:21
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Jesus clones could be used as cheap manual labor. You could feed your whole work force on a single loaf of bread and a fish.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:24
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Just keep your Jesuses away from a synagogue having a bake sale or you could start a riot.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:27
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- MrWillsauce
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the catholics believe that communion wafers literally become steak in your mouth
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Mar 21, 2016 22:27
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- alnilam
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lol @tt
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Mar 22, 2016 00:48
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- alnilam
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let he who is without ribs chew the first bone
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Mar 22, 2016 01:18
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- Piso Mojado
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let he who is without ribs chew the first bone
lol
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Mar 22, 2016 01:23
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- alnilam
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If you finish the 32 ouncer in one sitting you get your name on the "Blessed Are the Big Steakers" wall
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Mar 22, 2016 01:38
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- Piso Mojado
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Our Steaks who art thou grillin',
marbled be thy cut.
Your potatoes come,
your apps be done,
on special, as it is advertised.
Give us this day our daily jumbo-margaritas,
and forgive us our hostess,
she's new...
And lead us not into heartburn,
but deliver us from hunger.
Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Mar 22, 2016
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Mar 22, 2016 02:26
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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let he who is without ribs chew the first bone
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Mar 22, 2016 02:45
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edit: didn't see the much better version of this a few posts earlier. Forgive me, jesus.
tao of lmao fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Mar 22, 2016
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Mar 22, 2016 03:32
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- Robot Made of Meat
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I believe the correct plural is "Jeses."
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 22, 2016 04:09
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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if you quietly trace the form of a fish on the floor with your toe while giving your order to your waiter you get 50% off your meal
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Mar 22, 2016 04:16
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- MrWillsauce
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vampires hate their steaks as much as stakes
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Mar 22, 2016 04:16
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- Piso Mojado
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I believe the correct plural is "Jeses."
jesusii
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Mar 22, 2016 04:33
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- alnilam
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What side would you like? We have un neverending bread, Gethsemane salad, or The Power Of Rice Compels You
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Mar 22, 2016 04:42
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- MrWillsauce
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I'll take the power of rice compels you, and to drink I'll have holy water with lemon. Thank you.
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Mar 22, 2016 04:46
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- Piso Mojado
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Eat Some Steak!
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Mar 22, 2016 05:30
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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1 steak + your choice of side = 4given
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Mar 22, 2016 05:36
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- Piso Mojado
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In rode the four-coursemen, led by a pale rider. his name was sirloin, and great value followed behind him.
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Mar 22, 2016 05:40
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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As soon as the coin in the coffers rings, steak from the grill springs!
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Mar 22, 2016 09:54
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