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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


http://www.macrumors.com

their main page has been converted to a liveblahhhg

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emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?



thank ya

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

METAL GEAR!?

Or just apple.com/live

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky


Recap for those just now tuning in:

-gently caress The Po-lice
-Give Us Your iPhone So A Robot Can Destroy It
-How To Use Your Apple Watch To See If Your Infant Is Autistic

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


New bands? Game changer.

Oh it's just new colors not even new bands.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Baby, you'll choose to
live in this complicated world
with me.



OK, can we stop with the PR offensive now?
I just want you to tell me what to spend my money on.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




LOL at you scrubs having children that might get autism.

I'll stick with my cats.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


http://live.appleinsider.com/Event/...Pro_Media_Event

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004



k did anyone tear up when that woman was like "there's no cure... yet!" fingers crossed.

:'(

stop making me cry Apple i just wanted to see your new phones

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





This is some tasteless poo poo.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


enojy posted:

-How To Use Your Apple Watch To See If You Is Autistic

fixed

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?


thank you based apple for frontloading all the boring poo poo

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Baby, you'll choose to
live in this complicated world
with me.



If my children are autistic, can I send them to Liam, too?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013



I like how bored the Apple execs looked when the camera cut to them.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Can CareKit help treat my depression?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002




Sue posted:

OK, can we stop with the PR offensive now?
I just want you to tell me what to spend my money on.
Maybe just refresh some websites in an hour instead then?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


September 16 what the poo poo

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Your iPhone can now nag you to take your pills and not pop your loving stitches after a major op and tell Pfizer when you will need your meds so they can raise the price

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


I'm gonna need DontCareKit on my devices

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

September 16 what the poo poo
What are you talking about? They haven't mentioned bands or anything like that yet.

Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting


The health dude is a terrible speaker

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000



I like watching the audience, several are super miserable , several deep into reading poo poo on their phones, and one Chinese guy really excited picking his nose.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004



PRODUCTS!

start with watch

ahhhh drat you Tim

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


Consummate Professional posted:

The health dude is a terrible speaker

saihttam
Apr 14, 2006
Enter sadman


I dont care tim haha

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Baby, you'll choose to
live in this complicated world
with me.



I don't want any NATO bands, I just want one of these double loop thingies.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky


SLOSifl posted:

What are you talking about? They haven't mentioned bands or anything like that yet.

I think he might be watching the iPhone 6S presentation. Hopefully he doesn't read this.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


he's watching the wrong media event the last one was in sept 2015

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Prawn 2012
Studying the art of Tetrasquillidae
To keep you safe


"Now we'll talk about products" YAYYY! "And we're going to start with Apple Watch." Dod dammit.

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


These people seem too excited for new watch bands what is going on

Snuffman
May 21, 2004



Grimey Drawer

This iPad video thing is just a wee bit too 2001: A Space Odyssey on the ridiculousness scale.

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


Appletv... yeah get all this poo poo I don't care about out of the way up front. Good strat

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Oh no another device to wait forever for a jailbreak for

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Baby, you'll choose to
live in this complicated world
with me.



Just 300 bucks for a gadget no one needs, what a steal!

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Baby, you'll choose to
live in this complicated world
with me.



Get Yuji Naka on stage, make him present Sonic 1 on Apple TV.

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


Haha "grubhub"? omg

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Finster Dexter posted:

Haha "grubhub"? omg
Grubhub has been around for a while man.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



Finster Dexter posted:

Haha "grubhub"? omg

Ordering a burrito from your TV is the first sign of the Singularity being upon us.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hmm look at the sky, run inside to apple tv, destroy my night vision with the astronomy app, run back outside and see nothing cause my retinas didn't adjust.. that makes sense

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Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


Josh Lyman posted:

Grubhub has been around for a while man.

doesn't make it less funny

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