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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Woulda felt better if they said a 25% bigger color gamut

oh geez ambient adjustment that I will shut off as soon as I get it

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Nae!
Aug 5, 2004

Dislikes: Middle-class ideals


College Slice

JazzFlight posted:

Geez, making fun of people with 5-year old PCs and calling it sad. Bit of a 1st world disposable consumerist lifestyle mindset.

Yeah that was a tasteless remark in an otherwise perfectly milquetoast presentation.

ketchup vs catsup
Nov 30, 2006


it looks like they moved the home button to the side on that shot.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG


JazzFlight posted:

Geez, making fun of people with 5-year old PCs and calling it sad. Bit of a 1st world disposable consumerist lifestyle mindset.

Yeahhhh, 5 years doesn't seem all that crazy to me. I've had this MBP for almost 4 years and I'm not planning to replace it any time soon.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.


Fun Shoe

JazzFlight posted:

Geez, making fun of people with 5-year old PCs and calling it sad. Bit of a 1st world disposable consumerist lifestyle mindset.

A 5 year old PC would be running Sandy Bridge, and that still holds up today.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



Malloreon posted:

it looks like they moved the home button to the side on that shot.
Yeah, but only for that shot. It was a little bit of an optical illusion and I was almost upset that they changed what the layout was.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


JazzFlight posted:

Geez, making fun of people with 5-year old PCs and calling it sad. Bit of a 1st world disposable consumerist lifestyle mindset.

They'd better have a robot called 'Rocco' that tears apart old PC clones.

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


More than Xbox 360? Well, could've just said it's more powerful than xbone, then.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005



Fun Shoe

JazzFlight posted:

Geez, making fun of people with 5-year old PCs and calling it sad. Bit of a 1st world disposable consumerist lifestyle mindset.

Yeah, that had a weird and ominous "planned obsolescence" mindset to it. A 5-year old windows computer isn't that bad at all.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hey siri hookers and blow stat, don't recommend drug treatment or counselors

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled


DMCrimson posted:

Yeah, that had a weird and ominous "planned obsolescence" mindset to it. A 5-year old windows computer isn't that bad at all.

Still running on a Nehalem Laptop (i5-520m). Only lasts like 2 to 3 hours on battery but throw a SSD in it and it's good to go.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


that pencil's pretty nice, tried it at a Fruit Stand. Don't see WACOM shaking in their boots though.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000



USB Ethernet adapter for iPad Pro is here!

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



So the presentation is like 95% the same as the fall one where they introduced the Pro, just now it's 10 inches.

I mean, I know I expected that, but it's weird seeing it now and there's like, no new stuff.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Baby, you'll choose to
live in this complicated world
with me.



Ugh, iPad camera wart.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hey iPad finally gets as good a cam as the latest phones

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007


Everyone has seen that guy is at a show recording the event on their iPad.

I hate that guy.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Ewwww.

Apple, don't encourage people to take pictures with their iPad.

Gross.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.

I'm always surprised that people take photos with their iPad. I mean, I know my mom does, but does anyone born in the last two generations?

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????


MrMoo posted:

USB Ethernet adapter for iPad Pro is here!

Yup that was surprising

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


rose gold, or pink for regular peeps

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



qbert posted:

I'm always surprised that people take photos with their iPad. I mean, I know my mom does, but does anyone born in the last two generations?
As long as it's not out in public, it's not too embarrassing. The large display really lets you frame up nicely.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Ha ha, wait....the iPad has the camera wart now?

Hilarious!

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

No 16gb model, praise Jesus.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled


256GB model. Neat.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I wanted a 1 TB iPad dammit

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008



hmm i think there's already a bunch of ipads out so this doesn't seem like a big deal

when are they going to announce an update to siri to make it not suck poo poo

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



Not liking the $150 price jump over the base model.
I would have been fine with a 64gb at $599.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled


Binary Badger posted:

I wanted a 1 TB iPad dammit

Gotta give 'em another revision before they can shove a pcie ssd in there or something.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004



Did I miss the release date for iOS 9.3? I assume it's done since the new iPad ships with it?

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.


qbert posted:

I'm always surprised that people take photos with their iPad. I mean, I know my mom does, but does anyone born in the last two generations?

I used to when taking notes in class to add the photo of the whiteboard to my notes. *shrug*

That's literally the only time, though.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


welp FTL oughta run reeealllly well on an A9X

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?


Jose Oquendo posted:

Did I miss the release date for iOS 9.3? I assume it's done since the new iPad ships with it?

today

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!


Where's the 256gb phones?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

bok bok bok


Apple 2016: what we made last year, but smaller this time

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011



Who the gently caress is Michael what's his name? Where's Jony?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Jose Oquendo posted:

Did I miss the release date for iOS 9.3? I assume it's done since the new iPad ships with it?

they said its released today

NeuralSpark
Apr 16, 2004



Vintimus Prime posted:

Yup that was surprising

You could do this with the USB Camera kit and a hub for years now. They've just taken out the hub requirement by allowing higher power devices on the lighting port.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003


#bringbackJony

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Snuffman
May 21, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Boris Galerkin posted:

Who the gently caress is Michael what's his name? Where's Jony?

I think we hit peak-Jony at the last event. Gotta conserve that Jony.

EDIT: Won't the wart make it super annoying to draw flat on a table with the "new" iPad pro???

Ha ha! Holy poo poo, what a design oversight. That stupid thing is going to wobble like crazy when drawing on a flat surface.

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