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monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

GreenMetalSun posted:

No one snipe me on this, it seems like a great deal.

This is a sex thing, yeah?

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Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

monolithburger posted:

This is a sex thing, yeah?

Or covering up murders.

These are not mutually exclusive.

# ? May 4, 2020 11:48

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

When I worked in a Macy's that had taken over a Marshall Fields, Macys had their own mannequin standard. Apparently, so did Marshall Fields as the location had originally been a Gimbel's. There was a room that looked just like that because no one wants used mannequins.

# ? May 4, 2020 11:58

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Every weirdo I knew in my 20s had to have at least half a desecrated mannequin in their apartment

# ? May 4, 2020 12:21

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

PARROT BAY SO WHAT

# ? May 17, 2020 23:28

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

That's actually extremely good and a great price

# ? May 20, 2020 03:15

How Rude: Aug 13, 2012; FUCK THIS SHIT

I read it as Parrot Gay and now I want it even more

# ? May 21, 2020 14:45

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

How Rude posted:

I read it as Parrot Gay and now I want it even more

That's the joke they made in the post

Parrot gay, so what

# ? May 21, 2020 17:19

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

RandomFerret posted:

PARROT BAY SO WHAT

I'm re-reading Achewood and Onstad has a weird tic where he frequently associates coconut rum with gay men; maybe he saw this sign on acid once or something

# ? May 21, 2020 18:06

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

The saga continues

https://teespring.com/for-gay-birds-everywhere

# ? May 28, 2020 01:11

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

RandomFerret posted:

The saga continues

https://teespring.com/for-gay-birds-everywhere

... I want it.

# ? May 28, 2020 21:36

theironjef: Aug 11, 2009; The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Peanut Butler posted:

I'm re-reading Achewood and Onstad has a weird tic where he frequently associates coconut rum with gay men; maybe he saw this sign on acid once or something

I think that might just be Roast Beef. Ray seems to think gay folks mostly drink artisinal mojitos and Bailey's shooters.

# ? May 28, 2020 22:58

Guilty: May 3, 2003; Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

Hey fellas, the nice folks at the IoSM pointed me this way

Guilty posted:

can we put craigslist stuff on here?

# ? May 29, 2020 22:35

Relyssa: Jul 29, 2012

Weird poo poo For Sale: step on his steamers

# ? Jun 1, 2020 10:00

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:36

Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

New Stadia looks weird

# ? Feb 9, 2021 18:20

Fors Yard: Feb 15, 2008; Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

him name is hopkin game frog

# ? Feb 9, 2021 19:48

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Please do not paddle the frog.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 04:06

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Something something, Frogger. (the only Game Theory video I'll ever watch)

# ? Feb 10, 2021 04:32

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Not even mad this thing made it past my lovely spam filter

# ? Mar 6, 2021 22:34

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:36

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

drat that's like a Fallout screenshot.

# ? Mar 28, 2021 08:21

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Scathach posted:

drat that's like a Fallout screenshot.

Hmm do I drop my hair-trigger pipe pistol so I can pick up the bell for steel? Nah gently caress it I'll just drink an entire bottle of bourbon!

# ? Mar 28, 2021 08:51

Warm Fish Salad: Dec 16, 2016; You Compleat Me

GreenMetalSun posted:

No one snipe me on this, it seems like a great deal.

https://youtu.be/yMhwN9SJfIo
I can't believe he's selling!

# ? Mar 28, 2021 12:34

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Apr 28, 2021 00:43

Bugsy: Jul 15, 2004; I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.; Slippery Tilde

"human hands"

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1427431450803068932

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:31

Relyssa: Jul 29, 2012

My "Piano For Sale, Not Haunted" advertisement is attracting a lot of questions that are already answered by the advert

# ? Aug 18, 2021 13:33

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Relyssa posted:

My "Piano For Sale, Not Haunted" advertisement is attracting a lot of questions that are already answered by the advert

Sure, sure, but what kind of fingers have been on it? Human ones?

# ? Aug 18, 2021 14:07

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Honestly, being haunted sounds like a great sales gimmick.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 14:31

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

I'd buy a haunted piano.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 14:42

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

I'd buy it if the ghost agreed to help move it

# ? Aug 18, 2021 14:44

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

Bad idea, also bad idea

# ? Aug 19, 2021 13:32

super nailgun: Jan 1, 2014

flavor.flv posted:

I'd buy it if the ghost agreed to help move it

# ? Sep 4, 2021 08:36

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

RoboRodent posted:

I'd buy a haunted piano.

Can the ghost actually play or does he just noodle "Chopsticks" and slam major chords at 3am?

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:48

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Oct 21, 2021 14:53

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

What the gently caress

# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:05

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Nov 22, 2021 17:07

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

If my initial were W or E, I would totally buy a McDonald�s M and put it upside down or sideways.

I assume the gallon of milk is for scale, and not a lagniappe.

# ? Nov 22, 2021 17:12

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Dec 1, 2021 21:25

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