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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Employers and workers can meet using the familiar swipe right / swipe left gestures. Companies can know who's DTW (down to work) within a 5 mile radius. Plus it makes discrimination super easy.

Anyone want to set up a wiki?

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Tinder, but to find jobs

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
wait that's what you just said

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
i could legitimately see this getting $30 million from VCs

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

wait that's what you just said

Yeah it's my original decacorn startup do not steal

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
*looks at photo of workplace*

"i'm not really attracted to this office, and i wouldn't sleep with it, at least until it gave me a raise"

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
i've had someone pitch this to me at every house party i've been to for the past two years and i gotta tell ya... it gets better every time i hear it

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Necc0 posted:

i've had someone pitch this to me at every house party i've been to for the past two years and i gotta tell ya... it gets better every time i hear it

So..... do you, like, just paypal the millions in seed money to me, or what?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

google 'tinder for jobs'

switch, nsphire, jobr, blonk already beat you to it pal

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Efexeye posted:

google 'tinder for jobs'

switch, nsphire, jobr, blonk already beat you to it pal

blonk

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

maniacdevnull posted:

millions in seed money

please don't post the title of my forthcoming autobiography of my time as a Hollywood stud gigolo

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

blonk is for sale. see the prospectus
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1407764/blonk/blonk_brochure.pdf

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

poe's law but for startup names vs. names people made as a joke to make fun of startups

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

qirex posted:

poe's law but for startup names vs. names people made as a joke to make fun of startups

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
you're not truly 'in the tech field' until you've had someone pitch a tinder clone or ask you, 'hey i'm teaching myself how to read this stuff what does "import" do?'

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Necc0 posted:

you're not truly 'in the tech field' until you've had someone pitch a tinder clone or ask you, 'hey i'm teaching myself how to read this stuff what does "import" do?'

the other perennial loser "idea guy" startup idea usually involves t-shirts so I guess "tinder but for t-shirts" is a sure winner [and probably already exists]

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

employer racial discrimination as a service

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

mishaq posted:

employer racial discrimination as a service

I'm just not into black employees, you know?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

mishaq posted:

employer racial discrimination as a service

RAAS

will sell in Silicon Valley.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

If Trump wins the general I say we get a big marketing blitz and really play up the causal racism angle

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/19/networkr/

I had to do a double take when I saw this thread because someone on my Facebook feed was posting about seeing an ad for "tinder for business" right before I came here.

dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!
https://www.producthunt.com/e/tinder-for-x

Tinder for X

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
tinder, but for coworkers :heysexy:

dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!
Tinder for pot lovers...High There

3nder... Tinder for threesomes

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


tinder, but just for dudes who want to have a buddy to hang out wit

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

qirex posted:

poe's law but for startup names vs. names people made as a joke to make fun of startups

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

I’d make eye contact with him and fart. I did it all the time for like two years. I didn’t even know his full name, just heard that his coworkers thought he was a nut for complaining about “the guy who would fart on me in the break room”

mishaq posted:

employer racial discrimination as a service

That already exists, http://www.adeccousa.com/

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
finally, i can apply to jobs with a dick pic

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Looking for a thick uncut full stack developer to play while my wife is gone

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

no gay poo poo

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

qirex posted:

poe's law but for startup names vs. names people made as a joke to make fun of startups

blonk's law

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pram
Jun 10, 2001
*sadly clicks pussy out*

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dcseankun posted:

3nder... Tinder for threesomes

this literally exists and is called this

it's poorly populated

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?


Seen this but just noticed "RumblHER" and "RumblGROUP"

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


rumblr is unironically great

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

this literally exists and is called this

it's poorly populated

sheep cant use smartphones silly echi

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

mishaq posted:

sheep cant use smartphones silly echi

:pram:

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
alley op

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