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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Will MMA be legalized in New York City? Is it really just gay porn? What type of video games does Daniel Cormier play? Tune in now and find out

http://nystateassembly.granicus.com...3&event_id=1524



Detroit_Dogg fucked around with this message at Mar 22, 2016 around 20:21

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Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Detroit_Dogg posted:

What type of video games does Daniel Cormier play? Tune in now and find out

http://nystateassembly.granicus.com...3&event_id=1524

As it turns out, all types.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Angelo has very nice hair and does not, or at least I assume he does not, play video games.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Detroit_Dogg posted:

Angelo has very nice hair and does not, or at least I assume he does not, play video games.

of course not

he's gay, duh

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?



Lipstick Apathy

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Angelo has very nice hair and does not, or at least I assume he does not, play video games.

Dude's talking about economic development and tourism dollars and not Assasins Creed Get your poo poo together, Santabarbara.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist




Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Angelo Barbarino is fizzling out on this argument.

:edit: What the hell is this lady questioning about?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Uh. What. What did I just hear

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?



Lipstick Apathy

Ummm...sex offenders working with children? I think Wozniak is trying to protect Sage from apartment wrestling

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

After watching C-SPAN for so long it's weird to see more than 2-3 legislators at a time present during speeches discussing a bill on the floor.

Also what in the hell is this sex offender thing??

edit: She's 29, FWIW.

Ditch fucked around with this message at Mar 22, 2016 around 20:25

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Guys I'm so god drat confused right now

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Ditch posted:

edit: She's 29, FWIW.

Man I chose the wrong career.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006



Lloyd Irvin gonna have this woman killed

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

This is such an absurd argument.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

are there sex offender rules for trainers in literally every sport because otherwise this is absurd. What.

1st AD posted:

Man I chose the wrong career.
There are a lot of state legislators in the country, they can't all actually know anything whatsoever. Also, these jobs don't pay much, at least lower chamber spots.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I need a drink

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.



I don't ask for much but could we please make this the background of every subforum in the forums?

SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


THE CHILDREN YALL

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


So my understanding is that everyone in New York who participates in athletics is a pedophile.

Not born there, mind you, just anyone on New York soil.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

It's 4:27 and I have opened a Black Label

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


It's kind of funny that Wozniak is talking about sex offenders considering this article from 12 loving days ago. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/n...ss&emc=rss&_r=0

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



as a resident of NYC, I think DC had the right idea with this whole "special district" business

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

Just gonna throw this out: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...ticle-1.2356124

edit: argh

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Great White Hope posted:

So my understanding is that everyone in New York who participates in athletics is a pedophile.

Look, there are so many techniques in our gay sport where a pedophile could be touching up on young'ns.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Ishin posted:

Look, there are so many techniques in our gay sport where a pedophile could be touching up on young'ns.

No one should be going to the ground with young supple Sage Northcutt. Bryan Barabarena should be locked up for his molestation.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?



Lipstick Apathy

Sponsor of the pertinent bill wanted to ask "what about the children" sponsor bill questions and she declined as she said that the two bills should be brought up together. That, uh, doesn't make much sense on the lady's part.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Boooo gently caress you lady, stop asking real questions about taxes. I want to hear more about gay sex and video games and sex crimes from an actual sex criminal

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Detroit_Dogg posted:

Boooo gently caress you lady, stop asking real questions about taxes. I want to hear more about gay sex and video games and sex crimes from an actual sex criminal

Yeah these technical questions about tax rates and licensure are boring, bring back sexy time mom-bod rep please

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


Aw dang I guess I missed all the good stuff

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


For anyone who isn't able to watch, this tweet from Luke Thomas sums up the afternoon pretty well:

https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/s...375150272876544

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Hmmm I notice here that your professional MMA bill doesn't tackle amateur MMA, and also doesn't include Ice-T and the scary large man from Oz. I will have to vote no.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist




Detroit_Dogg posted:

Hmmm I notice here that your professional MMA bill doesn't tackle amateur MMA, and also doesn't include Ice-T and the scary large man from Oz. I will have to vote no.

Emmanuel Yarbrough R.I.P.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008


Bubba Smith posted:

For anyone who isn't able to watch, this tweet from Luke Thomas sums up the afternoon pretty well:

https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/s...375150272876544

what

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.



one of the reps was bloviating about how the bill doesn't address sex offenders possibly harming children

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



So looks like this is not gonna happen, huh

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Darnit lady you're bringing me down with your real and well founded concerns about CTE.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006



Kids under the age of 10 aren't allowed to head the ball in soccer?

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

Politics really is the best. A man gets tossed from his seat over a sex scandal. His replacement is a married woman who almost immediately gets involved in a sex scandal and then proceeds to grandstand about sex offenders doing MMA instruction even though instruction isn't actually the subject of the bill and is already legal. God bless America.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

The American Academy of Neurology? Who trains there?

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


I hope all contact sports get banned in NYC coming out of this

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