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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/jiV2Ulm.gifv
Australian trapdoor spider

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/e6JhxYx.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Post poste posted:

You now have ringworm.

Already got it from the roof rat that appeared in my bathroom one night. My cat and I chased it around the apartment, but she had never met a rat before, so was more interested in sniffing it when she got close enough.

The cat with a proven track record of being a mighty hunter was sleeping at the time. I was like,” Goddamnit. Wake up. I don’t want this rat to be my roommate.”

Roof rat escaped to live in the storage drawer on my oven for a few days before it got lonely because no other rats were willing to join it in my apartment that is filled with predator stank. It is no longer in my apartment.

Although I think it was the one that popped in to say below from the wood root hole under my door in the middle of the night a month ago. One cat was already there, waiting, and two others were heading that way, so she rapidly backed back into that hole. She did not look crusty, but it’s the only place I can figure my cat picked it up. (Treated with a single dose of clotrimazole on her ear because she is an adult cat and her immune system functions fully)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



It’s dangerous to go alone, take this.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Grimey Drawer
blepception

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Shot from multiple angles to prove that the cat is real

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://i.imgur.com/RsEY3Tb.mp4

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I must describe a scene to you because I am unable to get to my phone to take a picture. I am sitting cross-legged on the couch, browsing the forums. On each leg I have a cat sleeping, their head pointed towards my knee. One of my cats is a big fat chonky boi who weighs about 17 lbs. Please send food and coffee, I cannot move. Also fatcat leg is asleep.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've seen birds do this to dogs, but never wild animals. It doesn't take a big primate brain to figure out an elderly golden retriever isn't a threat. Not entirely sure what miss titmouse is thinking.

Titmice know that they're too small, fast and agile to be threatened by much, so they really give no fucks at all. I've had wild ones land on my outstretched hand, look me dead in the eye, grab a peanut and zip off. Chickadees are like that, too.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Baby picture of Puss in Boots from Shrek?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

SubponticatePoster posted:

I must describe a scene to you because I am unable to get to my phone to take a picture. I am sitting cross-legged on the couch, browsing the forums. On each leg I have a cat sleeping, their head pointed towards my knee. One of my cats is a big fat chonky boi who weighs about 17 lbs. Please send food and coffee, I cannot move. Also fatcat leg is asleep.

I'm sorry. You will be missed.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

SubponticatePoster posted:

I must describe a scene to you because I am unable to get to my phone to take a picture. I am sitting cross-legged on the couch, browsing the forums. On each leg I have a cat sleeping, their head pointed towards my knee. One of my cats is a big fat chonky boi who weighs about 17 lbs. Please send food and coffee, I cannot move. Also fatcat leg is asleep.



RIP

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTg6vfyYH64

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I love how Frank has two cigars

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/Penguinbox1/status/1381097860318388226?s=19

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/FeelGoodPage11/status/1380346039912177666

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/zOgbsr0.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Add noodles to egg mixture and bring to a boil

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


It's already boiling over

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Looks like its posed for a graduation picture.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hey. Junior. I know it seems like your lap is full right now. But you're going to shift around a bit and make room for that tuxedo cat.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
While driving this Friday evening, I saw a man and a woman of about 60 walking around the neighborhood. The woman had a big ol' cockatoo on her hand.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Ah the infamous missing verse from werewolves of London

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
I saw an old lady walkin' down the street with a cockatoo on her hand
It's crest was perfect

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Dinner conversation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oubA5Zie2Y

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

From 11 years ago, whoa that's some historical cuteness.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtTxhfDuZc

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/s4URMch.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/zfBEgPk.gifv

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1381577702566731778

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/tjalamont/status/1381378769823260675

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/UlQd4yO.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1381692164644741128

seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"




Memento posted:

Hey. Junior. I know it seems like your lap is full right now. But you're going to shift around a bit and make room for that tuxedo cat.

Could do what my parent's cat did, and just sit on his shoulder. Never could get a picture of it though.

And if I ever see it again, I'll try to get a picture of the lady who walks her parrot? around my buddies neighborhood. It's a daily thing, like it's a dog or something she takes out each day.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Remember Tunnel 17!

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Oh my God, that's what they sound like? Just when I thought I couldn't love capybaras more than I already did :3:

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