Cute Thread: Pup eet egg

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Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

My friend shared this with me today. little goat is SO excited!

https://www.facebook.com/dafaq99/videos/1529657294007969/

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 13:26

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 01:49

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Cat Fort: Polar Defense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AEXLgnW9U

My cats need to step up their cat fort game. They just use the covers on my bed.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 12:41

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Snakes are cute, post cute snakes

Scaredy snek

Hold the gently caress up, does that thing have like, ten nostrils??

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 03:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

So... Two regular nostrils, 8 heat nostrils. Got it.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 03:30

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

So my back has been hurting something fierce for about a week now, and these painkillers and ambien are taking their sweet rear end time about being useful.....

So lets have a squirrel partty!

special ops squirrel traing: http://i.imgur.com/cNxjaBQ.webm

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 03:44

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Do you think squirrels would appreciate it if you shelled the nuts for them ahead of time? Or do they like the ones to pick apart the shell the way an autistic person picks apart star trek episode plot holes?
I means, i like the whole cracking the shells systematically and eating the contents as i see fit, but maybe some squirrel has his/her own way of doing things when it comes to his shelled food prep? I'm not gonna tell mr/mrs scquirrel that their hbits are wrong

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 03:53

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

http://i.imgur.com/8tQpj9o.webm
Mama Catte welcomes a babby squirrel ti cime and nurse, ans soon hes lost in a blanket of warmth and milkand new kitty siblings,
Its SOOO cute! Made me tear up.
Anyways,,, my screen looks like billowing sheets with letters being slap stitched to them as the float by. So i'll call it a night and hope to find a bitchin rad squirrel party when i get back,

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 04:06

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Scathach, your moms a giood people for feeding thode squirrel rear end squirrels and assorted aviary.
Let hery know she get the Six of Hearts trans lady thumbs up award for keeping ityio real with some motherfucking squirrels.

You can clmp that award to a fridge for a daily affirmation for helping weee little sorcereor squirrels on their feet and in sqyuirely wizardschool

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 04:15

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

The Zombie Guy posted:

Squirrels?

This guy would sit outside the window at my old apartment and tease my dog.

But my favourite kind are fart squirrels!

I run in to them all the time while working night shift. They're super chill and never try and spray me, even when I've almost stepped on them by accident.

A bunch of years ago i worked with this crazy Vietnam vet. I was driving him home one night on this super busy road, and i slam on the brakes cuz there's something in the road. It was a scared group of maybe 5 or 6 babby skunks trying to get across to their mom. Carl gets out, stops all 4 lanes of traffic with arm motions and a slew of profanity, takes off his coat and uses it to shepherd the gang of babby skunks to their nervous and waiting mom across the highway. :3

cash crab posted:

You on drugs is also cute.

Thank You.
I'll probably catch another probation for that. Sorry mods.
Though, in my defense: Some people go sleep driving on ambien... So at least i only post about squirrels on the internet.

Caedus posted:

Haha nailed it. If I'm filming, I must be paying attention to her so PET ME. I want to get more video but my lighting sucks so hard that smartphone video gives me a black ball on a dark background. Maybe I can trick her into a lightbox and being cute there.

I lost my mom last week and this thread has been doing an A++ job of keeping my spirits up. I don't feel up to any long stories right now but she was a complete animal lover to her core and it really influenced me. My childhood cats were all rescues & adpotions, and both of my adult cats were abandoned in the neighborhood and rescued by my ex and I. She's got Finn and I've got Fiona, and they are both the most loving cats ever. Rescues of any kind are always the best cats

I also approve heartily of this new, squirrel-based tack this thread is taking.

Cat? Squirrel? Catsquirrel? You decide!

Has science gone too far with Cattesquirrel?? gently caress no it hasn't! Keep going, scientists!
I'm sorry to hear about your mom, friend. :hug:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 14:28

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Oh yeah, a few years ago i was watching some nature show about some kind of squirrel that builds little tunnels underground to live in. They chew shed rattlesnake skin into a pulp and rub it into theirs and their babby's fur to confuse hungry rattlesnakes.
At one part, this rattlesnake wasn't falling for it, and was getting really close to the entrance of this squirrel fort, so one of the adult squirrels started shoving rocks and dirt and dust in the snakes face until he slithered off. I was like: "Hell yeah, little squirrel! I'll hold your purse while you whoop that trick!".
Of course i cant remember the name of that show or what kind of squirrels they were.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 14:34

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

http://i.imgur.com/Hs3XryL.gifv

# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 04:27

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Are those Fury Road-Get Out Frog t-shirts???

# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 22:00

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

What hath science wrought??

Sonofabiiiiiiiiiiitch
http://i.imgur.com/c2wRFnh.webm

My soul is like this squirrel: Aloft on the breeze and stealing your nuts.

Imposter!

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 03:06

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Crossposting from the schadenfreude thread: Who's a good dog?!?!?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 01:45

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

That rodent has some tales to share about the history of wizardry.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 01:56

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Its like that dog stepped out from the pages of an Edith Wharton book.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 03:11

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

http://i.imgur.com/6EJ9SPv.webm

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 06:12

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Gentlemen! We will now discuss our most pressing dilemma: How to kill Superman.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 06:16

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Perestroika posted:

Vicious predator attacks:

http://i.imgur.com/9HRw26f.webm

HOLY poo poo! You guys! Look at his little spots! Look at his tufted ears!
My gut tells me you gotta get some tree branches or a tire swing or something in there because he is DESPERATE for stuff to play with. On the way we gotta stop at a toy store and at least get him a stuffed animal. Something. It's like, Meowschwitz in there.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 13:05

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

in post surgery pain here, requesting pics of squirrels and maybe some red pandas please. Thank you :3:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 15:16

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Maybe? I am now at any rate. They gave me waepons grade painkillers, so things are kinda fuzzy. Thank you for the link

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 15:27

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Booger Presley posted:

This has me really conflicted. On one hand, great job and good for you Butterscotch for better health! On the other hand; it's less Butterscotch.

Less Butter, more Scotch. Still good.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 12:00

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I like to think the one kitten looking at the dogs is all like: "That's right, bitches. If this glass wasn't here I'd give you a lesson in what sucks."

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 04:09

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Pondex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjVMSCg7s4

Scandinavia is a magical place.

Half Bluejay, half Canary, all Birb.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 13:52

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Would you goons and goonettes like to meet my cattes?
Alright then, crazy catte lady reporting for duty.

This is Olivia. The most comfortable catte on this planet.
I think shes a Norwegian Forest Catte. Shes ~9.

This is Alita. She slays catnip mice, doesn't understand "hold still for the camera", has a trilling purr, and sleeps next to my head every night.
Shes a bombay and ~18.

This is Elmo. Hes a noble catte, sleeps on my chest, makes catte forts under the covers, and has been my best friend since i was 14.
Hes a Chicago alley cat and ~22.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 17:17

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Busket Posket posted:

You are a good person so have such healthy, pettable-looking senior cats. I wish to study Elmo's philosophies on life.

Elmo's philosophies on life:

If the vet forgets their place, a chomp on the hand will remind them that you straight up gangsta.
Suffer not the squirrel. It is righteous and holy to declare jihad upon the tree dwellers.
It is manifest destiny to lay claim to all the covers. All will know of this by the catte forts made underneath them.
After one has taken a mouth full of food, one must reposition their head over the water bowl so that it may gather any scraps that fall.
If it is a plant, it is to be chewed. Taste is irrelevant.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 05:42

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

cash crab posted:

e: Look at this loving bird

is that a Rabbirb?

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 05:01

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Soviet Commubot posted:

It reminds me of former thread superstar Frankie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVUYE18bug

This gremlin cat is a god drat national treasure and shall be treated with the reverence she deserves.
All Hail your snorty, hairless overlord.
Thus spake: Six the Catte Lady.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 03:50

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

http://i.imgur.com/aG6AznU.webm

# ¿ May 7, 2016 15:57

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

cash crab posted:

Its nice to see everyone get in the spirit of Pride Parade.

# ¿ May 15, 2016 02:19

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

My cats just had a bout of the crazies.
3 cats running about, chasing things only they can see, pausing briefly to slap at each other before resuming.
I like to imagine it was to the tune of "Ballroom Blitz".

# ¿ May 15, 2016 05:11

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Birds always creeped me out a bit, but if they like Dr. Pepper, we cool.

# ¿ May 19, 2016 02:33

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Crossposting from the ladies chat thread:

http://i.imgur.com/6zbtsHj.gifv

The monster thirsts for blood!
(and tiny orange juice)

# ¿ May 19, 2016 23:38

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Away all Goats posted:

http://i.imgur.com/2UAQih9.webm

Polaron posted:

This is what we have turned wolves into.

# ¿ May 20, 2016 04:49

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I thought i saw a small cat trotting across my patio but it was a little red fox kit! He was soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
I didn't have a camera handy though

# ¿ May 26, 2016 23:03

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

of bees posted:

My cat, Joey, died very suddenly and unexpectedly today. So here's a picture of him in his younger days.

He was the cuddliest cat, he loved being picked up and riding on people's shoulders. I don't think I'll ever find a cat as cool as that one.

I'm so sorry :sympathy:

# ¿ May 26, 2016 23:39

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

http://i.imgur.com/8CaFFnP.webm

A rather grand buddy cop adventure.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:22

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Crossposting this from the Lady's Chat Thread in GBS:

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Here's my cats doing what cats do best:

The camera woke Olivia up and she was less than amused with it:

Alita realized it was half past bath time:

And Elmo continued to give no fucks:

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 13:32

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

They sound like Beavis and Butthead laughing.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 14:42

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 01:49

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Elias_Maluco posted:

Just saw this on the park near here

I dunno what kind of bird this is, but it looks pretty rad

That's the Sky Fieri birb filming an episode of Diners Fly-ins and Dives.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 15:29

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