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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Saffronica posted:

Nipped in to the pet store for two minutes and came back to find Charlie like this:



"Okay, red wire to blue to hotwire the ignition... it'd help if I could actually see colo-OOOhhh hey; you're back..."

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Bumblefuck! posted:

Rudyard is both massively handsome and handsomely massive




Uhhh I think Rudyard might be some kind of mountain lion :stare:.

Or at least he probably thinks he is.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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"Yeah, no, I see it too. Just... just stay still and hope it climbs off you" :ohdear::stare:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Moon Potato posted:

If otters are noodle dogs, then what are sea lions?


Sea dogs! :yarr:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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DiscoDickTease posted:



its all I can see
Sorry, but I just can't see how - he doesn't look like a bitch.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I think that dog is approaching critical mass. Hit the deck! :ohdear:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Stroop There It Is posted:

Welp if I get a new avatar I know what it will be! (I love this)




Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Josef bugman posted:

Could it be made so that these all run after each other? Because I think I've been here about half a decade, I may need an avatar.

They're only a single loop of animation, and stringing them together while keeping them at a decent little loop of animation for each would break the 100kb limit. You must choose... wisely...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

You have been visited by the pibbul of smiley sleep. If you repost this in 30 seconds and say Happy sleeps pibbul! you will have fun sleep dreams!


Happy sleeps, pibbul!


Rough Lobster posted:

My little dog needs to give me about 1000 face lickin's before I can even manage to get my boots off when I come home from work. Sometimes she gets to hyped up on little doggy emotion that she accidentally nips me when she's doing this. Mildly painful and incredibly cute. Only reason I wouldn't let a wolf do it.

On the other hand, it'd still be pretty awesome having a wolf that loved you that much. Right up until the bite, at least.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Can you time them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Instant Jellyfish posted:

Goats :kimchi:

My goats aren't impressed with Major.


He prefers the sheep anyway.


The sheep are always impressed with how stylish he is and who doesn't like that?




He is a pretty handsome dog I guess.






Man, Major is rocking those dapper outfi-

Does that dog have his own monogrammed scarf? :stare:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Instant Jellyfish posted:

He does because he was modeling it for a dog scarf etsy store. Just to be clear, I did not seek out and purchase a dog scarf (but I do think it looks dashing on him :3: )


I swear Major knows how drat good he looks in that scarf. It's eerie.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Geolicious posted:

This catte needs a black bow tie loving STAT.

Maybe a monocle and top hat, too. But definitely the tie.

That's just dumb. It should be a Red bowtie so it stands out against both his white and black fur :colbert:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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...and then there's that guy :rolleyes:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Is she in the habit of breaking furniture too? :eyepop:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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AlphaKretin posted:

Meet Sissel!
(huge phone pics, it's a bad habit I know)


The tiny little fluffball fits in the palm of my hand. :3:

There better be a red scarf ready for when he's older :colbert:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Sociopastry posted:

Look at this cute little thing I won out of a claw machine today! His name is Jeremy.
:3:



You know, this is hilarious after reading Instant Jellyfish's baby farm animal thread, because they use paint on the Ram's bellies so they'll know who knocked up which sheep.

Edit: and its only after a second look I realize Jeremy is a Llama. :cripes:.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Knorth posted:

:neckbeard:

I love dancing animals :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVkI0-tc6Jg

I can't remember where I saw this, probably here :sweatdrop: I should totally get a pet bird...

e. Such a talented pup

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/730237246402596865

Did someone say they wanted dancing birds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQuDyuQFKE

Well a dancing bird anyway :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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ycabb posted:

I really want to know what his favorite music is.

Baha Men, of course.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

Behold... the platypus!!


That's clearly a catypus :colbert:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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JackMann posted:



Esme's living in my storeroom amid all the boxes and things. The door's open, but the only other place she feels like going so far is my room.

Jessie's been pretty hissy, but not too bad about it. She's mostly missing Rocky.

The saddest thing is that earlier, she started meowing at my back door. I thought maybe she needed to go into the yard, so I opened the door. But she just stood there and started meowing more and more frantically.

That's where I took Rocky out through. It's the last place she saw him. She was trying to get him to come back inside.

EDIT: Sasha was Esme's shelter name. Esme Weatherwax is her forever home name.

Wouldn't "You" be more appropriate then? :v:

You know you're gonna wind up with a grumpy old lady of a cat, right?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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What's so cute about an empty couch?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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BattleMaster posted:

Good, some evidence that I wasn't the one who took them.

That sounds like you're trying to get away with the crime to me :cop:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Norse Code posted:

She already has this huge beautiful male kitty named Tandy:



Tandy seems rather shocked to learn he's got to share his home with new kitten.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That's... that's certainly something :stare:. It's not cute, but it's definitely something....

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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...and then there's Ted. :cripes:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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SneakyFrog posted:



no relation :ssh:

Related to what? It's just a frog sitting on a branch. :confused:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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a life less posted:

I did a commercial with my dog and a cat a little while ago (due out August sometime?). Here's a photo of them chilling, being a very good cat/dog, respectively. Getting two animals to hit their marks on cue is no easy feat. Good monsters.



Your dog is very pretty and photogenic :swoon:.

The cat looks surprised to hear they're gonna be in a TV commercial.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That's quite the doggy bag.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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"Try something, cat. We dare you... :toughguy:"

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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MikeJF posted:

That's not an animal, that's a Sesame Street muppet.

An empty couch is a muppet? :confused:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That is a dog who knows he's finally beaten the cat :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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ro5s posted:

From PYF funny pictures

Oh dear, what or who did it just finish killing? :ohdear:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I think the salad's winning the fight.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Inzombiac posted:

That's a real good beef cat.

I took a road trip with this little guy recently.


He's three hundred years old and cannot walk without some pretty serious painkillers.
However, he's one of the sweetest creatures in the world and I don't really like cats.

No matter what, he must have one or both of his paws up like that or buried in a couch cushion.

I have never seen an old cat that looked quite so geriatric before :corsair:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I call shenanigans! He's clearly getting an assist from the Bergmite with his push-ups!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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If a goddamn Wolf demands you pet that belly, you pet that belly until it decides otherwise :ohdear:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Just incidentally, but if that's the one I think it is, the alternate angle from the front is amazing; you can see the exact moment he realizes he's tanked his dive.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen :allears:.

"Is... is it gone? :catstare:"

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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chitoryu12 posted:

It's a risk if it's cold, as their fur has great difficulty keeping them warm if it gets wet. Stress also fucks with their immune system, so even if they don't freeze they'll be more likely to get sick if they're uncomfortable. This has been exaggerated into claims that bathing your bunny will literally give it a fatal heart attack from fear.

Chinchillas are the ones you never, ever, give a bath to because their fur is so dense it can't dry properly on its own.

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