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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Here's a great FluffieDuckie post that is too big to screenshot

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...0#post442303856

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cda

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...0#post443088811

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nut posted:

a world where they never invent a hat

nut posted:

magicians get famous for picking up a rabbits


Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Heather Papps posted:

a group of teenagers in a van, smoke billowing from the cracked window.
"drat, you are slick"
kevin thinks to himself. "none of them could tell this was my first time smoking weed. this is cool as-"

his line of thought is interrupted as he is passed a small bottle.

"kev you need this bro"

kevin panics. the seconds it takes to accept the bottle feels like an eternity.

"what the gently caress... what is this? well, can't look like a loser now!"

kevin sighs, takes a deep breath, and asks "how much?"
"a few drops dude? for real?"

kevin opens his mouth, and squirts the visine directly down his esophagus.



Sig by City of Glompton and God Speed John Glenn, two awesome BYOB people!

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly


kuskus posted:


this thread


itry posted:

Scrooge McButt



I may or may not do something with the close-up frames

That entire thread belongs in here


google THIS


Drink-Mix Man posted:

The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I met a traveller from a toilet land,

Who said—“One vast and bowlless trap of stone

Stand in the guest bathroom. . . . Near them, on the tile.

Half sunk a shattered tank lies, whose handle,

And scratched lid, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its plumber well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The flapper that mocked them, and the valve that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is ButtTheShitmanFart, King of Kings;

Look on my Watercloset, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level tiles stretch far away.”

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



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google THIS


owlhawk911


https://i.imgur.com/vLsp28z.mp4
this sig brought to you by heather papps

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later


nut posted:

there once was a shitman whose heart
was conveyed in his posts of fine art
when he tried to hit post
he’d delete them and ghost
butt, boy, that shitman could fart

Putty

Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther

DOPE FIEND KILLA G


Putty posted:

Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther

*gasp*

DOPE FIEND KILLA G


the real dogcrash truther was the friends we made along the way

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
Dog the BountyCrash TruthHunter

cda

Putty posted:

Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther

Wrong. If there are good posts, then logically that means we are not without dogcrash truther.


sig by vanisher

The Clowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

nut


cda posted:

Wrong. If there are good posts, then logically that means we are not without dogcrash truther.

wait a min

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

the real truth is i want a dog to crash into my lap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3921781
this whole thread, honestly.


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

google THIS


Joey McChrist posted:

me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?

mop clatters to the floor

me: you, the tall blonde kid

nut


owlhawk911 posted:

how casually you dismiss monster jam. the raw power being unleashed, the skill of the drivers, millennia of technology culminating in a machine with the power of a thousand horses cavorting for our amusement, does it mean nothing to you? the precision engineering that allows the 12,000lb 'Gravedigger' to perform a 360 backflip in front of an arena of screaming fans night after night is NOT redneck bullshit. it is a celebration of human achievement, it is us performing at our best. we have grappled with the forces of nature and bent them to this end. if it bothers you be honest with yourself and leave industrialized society behind entirely, for in rejecting monster jam you also reject what it represents.

Yinlock


RazzleDazzleHour posted:

"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up"

"So obviously Darkraza is from the Nether Dimension, where gravity is fifteen-times more powerful than here on Earth, so Sensei and I knew he was gonna have a bit of a speed advantage going into this fight. But, you know, we've been doing some resistance training in the pool to try and get a feel for what the crushing pressure of the Dread Sun might be like, and I think it's really paying off, I'm feeling a lot more nimble out here in the last few matches"


weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick





yea this one's real good

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

Kief Richards posted:

My kid has declared the shed a mom free zone; they put up a sign that says gently caress HUT.



cda posted:

Basically, it's like a Pizza Hut, but for gently caress



FluffieDuckie posted:

do they deliver?



Mummy Napkin posted:

I remember when gently caress Hut had a buffet

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cda


google THIS


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Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.


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nut posted:

cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you.

me: but officer

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