Good Post Goldmine 3: good posts without dogcrash truther

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Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Heather Papps posted:

the salamander was suspicious but it resulted in increased ecological funding but it's still suspicious

Barking Gecko posted:

How do you feel about geckos? Asking for a friend . . .

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 29, 2021 22:42

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:27

google THIS

sk posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

lmao

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:52

ChubbyChecker

google THIS posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

There it is

# ? Jan 31, 2021 23:41

Yinlock

google THIS posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:34

Prof. Crocodile

I think there is a lot of great art stuff here that qualifies as good postin' and isn't always represented ITT. So I am adding the two most recent awesome arts that I saw.

Jedrick posted:

That camera is v cool. This thread is full of dope creative people. Good job.

I've been taking pictures and down-resing them into CGA colour pallets.

deep dish peat moss posted:

I've been trying to draw but I keep going in circles

# ? Feb 6, 2021 05:39

google THIS

Teddy Thunders posted:

[Scene: a dimly lit fast food restaurant in the middle of the Tehachapi Mountains, five AM. You are alone. You approach the counter. A mechanical clicking and whirring begins. The dessicated corpse of Worker, suspended from cables leading into the ceiling, is brought out from a sliding wall.]

Worker (from a crackling radio around the corpse's neck): Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, it is, Arby's. Have some meats.

[A large pile of shaved protein is shoved into your mouth by a robotic arm attached to the worker's back.]

Worker: Biscuits. You will ingest biscuits.

[Small, hard discs of indeterminate origin pelt your face. You open your mouth to protest, but the biscuits enter your body. You feel them writhing down your throat, descending into your stomach, where they quickly multiply and swell your body in preparation for The Sauce.]

Worker: Please enjoy your breakfast sauce.

[A yellowish-gray slurry is pumped into your throat via a sluice, jammed into your face, descending from the ceiling.]

Worker: mmm mmmm, that is some meat.

[Your blood is thick with the meats. Your organs are failing. Your eyes become heavy and your lungs gasp for air as you become one with the breakfast menu.]

# ? Feb 17, 2021 00:28

Prof. Crocodile

Pahilla the Hun posted:

still might edit this but it had to be done

# ? Feb 20, 2021 07:17

Finger Prince

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

the matrix was originally conceived as a sequel to commando "only even gayer" but when rae dawn chong backed out of the project they had to retool it and drop arnold, the fake south american dictatorship and all the cool stuff john matrix was gonna do with hand tools and shoulder mounted SAMs and stuff. the wachowskis claim "we knew it was gonna be poo poo without john matrix throwing sawblades through dudes heads so we just cooked up some old bullshit about computer aliens for filler and hit print. really disappointing"

# ? Feb 20, 2021 23:39

Prof. Crocodile

How Wonderful! posted:

I will only appear on tv with my real kin. and if anybody claps or laughs they're in for it.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 23:49

FutonForensic

cruft posted:

🐘 🐢
🐘 🦊
🐘 🐢
🐘 🐂

🐘 🐢
🦄 🐁
🐘 🦄 🦄 🏠

🐘 🦄 🏀 🐸
🦄 🐘 🎷 🐕

🎷 🐕 🐢 🦄 🥚
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FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 23, 2021

# ? Feb 23, 2021 22:35

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

FutonForensic posted:

Lol, you left off the last line

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:15

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

aaah I was not getting the ending because you didn't post the last line

but agreed about it being a good post (when properly completed)

e: ^^

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:17

FutonForensic

poo poo hold on im trying to fix it

edit: ok. ok. whew. ok.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:33

nut

what a loving jam

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:36

Prof. Crocodile

FutonForensic posted:

Original music and lyrics by Neil Diamond? :pray:

# ? Feb 23, 2021 23:41

cruft

FutonForensic posted:

poo poo hold on im trying to fix it

edit: ok. ok. whew. ok.

FutonForensic very quickly replied with a limerick that knocked my socks off. I want to quote it on my web page, since this seems to be getting some traction on Linguistics twitter, but I can't PM you.

You may have written the first emoji limerick in the world. How should I credit you? I'll buy you plat if you wanna PM me an answer.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:12