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Six-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Heather Papps posted:

the salamander was suspicious but it resulted in increased ecological funding but it's still suspicious


Barking Gecko posted:

How do you feel about geckos? Asking for a friend . . .



BYOB is the place for me!

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Luvcow





lmao

ChubbyChecker





GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





There it is

Yinlock






FutonForensic




by Khanstant

Prof. Crocodile



I think there is a lot of great art stuff here that qualifies as good postin' and isn't always represented ITT. So I am adding the two most recent awesome arts that I saw.


Jedrick posted:

That camera is v cool. This thread is full of dope creative people. Good job.

I've been taking pictures and down-resing them into CGA colour pallets.



deep dish peat moss posted:

I've been trying to draw but I keep going in circles





thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

google THIS



google THIS



Teddy Thunders posted:

[Scene: a dimly lit fast food restaurant in the middle of the Tehachapi Mountains, five AM. You are alone. You approach the counter. A mechanical clicking and whirring begins. The dessicated corpse of Worker, suspended from cables leading into the ceiling, is brought out from a sliding wall.]

Worker (from a crackling radio around the corpse's neck): Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, it is, Arby's. Have some meats.

[A large pile of shaved protein is shoved into your mouth by a robotic arm attached to the worker's back.]


Worker: Biscuits. You will ingest biscuits.

[Small, hard discs of indeterminate origin pelt your face. You open your mouth to protest, but the biscuits enter your body. You feel them writhing down your throat, descending into your stomach, where they quickly multiply and swell your body in preparation for The Sauce.]

Worker: Please enjoy your breakfast sauce.

[A yellowish-gray slurry is pumped into your throat via a sluice, jammed into your face, descending from the ceiling.]

Worker: mmm mmmm, that is some meat.

[Your blood is thick with the meats. Your organs are failing. Your eyes become heavy and your lungs gasp for air as you become one with the breakfast menu.]

Prof. Crocodile



Pahilla the Hun posted:

still might edit this but it had to be done



thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Deep Glove Bruno posted:

the matrix was originally conceived as a sequel to commando "only even gayer" but when rae dawn chong backed out of the project they had to retool it and drop arnold, the fake south american dictatorship and all the cool stuff john matrix was gonna do with hand tools and shoulder mounted SAMs and stuff. the wachowskis claim "we knew it was gonna be poo poo without john matrix throwing sawblades through dudes heads so we just cooked up some old bullshit about computer aliens for filler and hit print. really disappointing"

Prof. Crocodile



How Wonderful! posted:

I will only appear on tv with my real kin. and if anybody claps or laughs they're in for it.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

FutonForensic



cruft posted:

🐘 🐢
🐘 🦊
🐘 🐢
🐘 🐂

🐘 🐢
🦄 🐁
🐘 🦄 🦄 🏠

🐘 🦄 🏀 🐸
🦄 🐘 🎷 🐕

🎷 🐕 🐢 🦄 🥚
🎻
🧸
🪛
🦵

FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Feb 23, 2021


by Khanstant

sk

(ヤイケス!)





seconded

cruft




Lol, you left off the last line

Manifisto





aaah I was not getting the ending because you didn't post the last line

but agreed about it being a good post (when properly completed)

e: ^^


ty heather papps and luvcow

FutonForensic



poo poo hold on im trying to fix it

edit: ok. ok. whew. ok.

nut


what a loving jam

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Prof. Crocodile




Original music and lyrics by Neil Diamond?


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

cruft



FutonForensic posted:

poo poo hold on im trying to fix it

edit: ok. ok. whew. ok.

FutonForensic very quickly replied with a limerick that knocked my socks off. I want to quote it on my web page, since this seems to be getting some traction on Linguistics twitter, but I can't PM you.

You may have written the first emoji limerick in the world. How should I credit you? I'll buy you plat if you wanna PM me an answer.

FutonForensic



a link to the post if you really feel like it lol. if you get twitter famous off my nonsense it's fine by me


by Khanstant

cruft



FutonForensic posted:

a link to the post if you really feel like it lol. if you get twitter famous off my nonsense it's fine by me

Dude I am up to 25 FOLLOWERS.

I am told this is a good score for my first real day of twitter.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..




https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



google THIS



cruft



Jinh



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Incredible. I didn't believe it but it's real. Beautiful.

Macnult


Twenty Four




ChubbyChecker





vanisher



Good post goldmine 4: only btsmf emptyquotes

barnold

...but i didnt finish





goldmine boggle thread for these four posts alone

barnold fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 9, 2021

"there is no spoone" - The Matricks
"when there is no more room in hell ur gonna have to wait in line loll" -gorge romero
wat do you do when you're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left 2 do but play fps. boom headshot

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)


original sig do not steal

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Bo-Pepper posted:

me thinking about butttheshitmanfart



Royal Updog posted:

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THESE GLOVES ARE REALLY STRONG

google THIS posted:

NO LACERATIONS
JUST FRICTION
DON'T GIVE A FART IF I BUTT MY OWN SHITMAN


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Prof. Crocodile




thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Twenty Four




Royal Updog posted:

heating already cooked food up just let it cool down again is some sisyphean bullshit and life is so brief

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Heather Papps posted:

wanna marry a man named arthur, so i can truly gently caress art



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