Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's exactly where it needs to be

Heather Papps posted:

tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?

vanisher posted:

https://i.imgur.com/XYdA327.gifv

Goons Are Great posted:

Goons Are Great posted:

FutonForensic posted:

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I live in the wastewater treatment plant building on West 81st street. My name is ButtTheShitmanFart. I'm 30 years old. I believe in taking care of my bowels, and a high fiber diet and a rigorous intestinal exercise routine. In the morning, if my stool is a little slow, I'll take a stool softener while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the waste from my body, I take a Metamucil tablet. On the toilet, I use a bidet. Then a lubricant laxative. And on the butt, a two ply quilted toilet paper. Then apply a butt acne clearing lotion, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a powder with little or no talcum, because talcum dries your skin out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging skin balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a ButtTheShitmanFart, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can see my posts and notice that I am browsing and maybe you can even sense our posting styles are probably comparable, I simply will not post in BYOB.

google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

_{BYOB is not for everyone. Well ok, it pretty much is. Common side effects include good vibes, dry mouth, a fascination with butts, reduced GBS, and irregular blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month flow. Rare but serious side effects, including updog, have occurred. Post immediately if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, because lmao. Do not take BYOB if you have ever had an allergic reaction to blue, purple, cats, hammocks, or Comic Sans. Or do, we're not your mom. Do not take BYOB if you are taking a THC inhibitor. All lurkers must post. Stop posting immediately and seek help if you are from Coupons and Deals.}

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oh no my beak fell off

google THIS posted:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Diseases begone!

cda posted:

cda posted:

my compliments to the chef, this is the bidet of steaks

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

vanisher posted:

need to brand it and monkey it a little I think

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

google THIS posted:

Goons Are Great posted:

Macnult posted:

FutonForensic posted:

alnilam posted:

The Sesame Street letter of the day is laughably easy to guess based on clues from the episode. Come on Sesame Street, come at me with a real challenge. Pathetic.

weed cat posted:

ToxicFrog posted:

Perforce issue #6234123 posted:

When I try to add a certain file[1] to perforce, the client crashes. This happens consistently with both p4 and p4v. In either case, it crashes with SIGFTHAGN (I can't find that in signals.7; does p4 implement its own signals outside the POSIX signal space?); shortly afterwards, the monitor starts flashing abstract geometric designs while horrible screeching noises come from the speakers, and the whole machine has to be power-cycled.

I've attached the file for your investigation.

[1] attachment: bad_file.pdf

Version: 2019.2/2019.2
Platform: Linux
Support tier: enterprise

Perforce issue #6234123 comment 1 posted:

That file is the Dread Sigil of the Writhing Worm, which draws all who gaze upon it into an endless void forged of their own nightmares, an inescapable maze from which they can do nothing but contemplate the inevitability that is the ascension of the Worm! The sky will boil, and the seas will become as ash, when the Worm rises! All hail the Worm! ALL HAIL!

[status change: NEW -> CLOSED WONTFIX]

Perforce issue #6234123 comment 2 posted:

Ok, but I still need to get this thing into version control to meet my deadlines. This should be covered by our SLA with you; when can I expect a patch?

[status change: CLOSED WONTFIX -> NEW]

Perforce issue #6234123 comment 3 posted:

Hello? We pay you guys quite a lot of money for this fancy support contract, it would be nice if we could get some support once in a while.

weed cat posted:

owlhawk911 posted:

1v1 me virus. u coward. fite me irl

prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm sure it is highly interesting from a nerdy medical perspective but maybe don't tell ur patients how dope these times are

Yinlock posted:

google THIS posted:

"Moth larvae in the parachutes? This won't stop us!" I tweet defiantly moments before I jump out of the plane. In the days to come I will set a world record for posthumous likes.

Heather Papps posted:

i try and be nice, but german children are always kinder

FutonForensic posted:

*sam on mt. doom getting all weepy like a big bitch* what do you think they're doin back in the mos eisley cantina, mr frodo. i bet the jizzwailers are playing those great jizz songs, and ponda babu is holding a blue milk in each of the two arms that he has, and greedo is there and still alive

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Heather Papps posted: