Mulli posted:

Heal
Shows route to nearest hospital on your google glasses

DeepQantas posted:

Power word: Enhance- Removes blurriness on target photograph

mailorder bees! posted:

lesser spell of identification

reveals someone's twitter handle

alnilam posted:

Predict Weather
Caster becomes aware of general weather trends for next 24 hrs, with a 1-7 in a 1d8 chance of accuracy. Requires slight hand motions and 1 mobile phone (not consumed)

Moola posted:

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm going to Malcolm, you think this is a game? You think we are just playing? Grow up Malcolm, this is real, real people are trying to win this and you are not helping. What part of this game makes you think it's for kids Malcolm? Is it the squid people? The paint? the child like avatars? You sound just like my dad Malcolm. Well guess what, you and my dad are wrong, and if you paid a little bit of attention you would understand the deep and intriguing backstory. From the game's societies desperate struggle with the octopus people and your avatars harrowing adventure as a child solder forced to fight on the front lines. OF course you wouldn't Malcolm your ten, maybe go play some bejeweled and educate yourself a little kid.

Salmiakki posted:

ChairmanMeow posted:

What do you call a woman on the arm of a yobber?

A tattoo.

no they will not posted:

victim: You sick bastard... they're dead... all dead!! And now it's just me... I'm the last one alive... you son of a bitch, what are you waiting for? Shoot! Do it!
byob poster holding pistol pointed at victim: Y-you too
byob poster lying in bed staring at the ceiling, hours later: god drat it... gently caress

Piso Mojado posted:

misty mountaintop posted:

i flunked out posted:

techno cop: you have the right to remain peaceful. anyhting you do or say will be loved unconditionally. you have the right to unity, if you do not have unity, it will be assigned to you via this kandy. do you understand these rights and the respect im giving you?