Ace of Baes posted:

thank you for making this thread

smoobles posted:

mike the rapper: "i guess you could say it's time to... drop the mike"

*drops mic*

*drops himself into grave*

*audience quietly claps appreciating the double entendre*

Doctor Dogballs posted:

I ran povertly to the bathroom, cheeks aclench

TWIST FIST posted:

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

the police put up wanted posters but all they get are calls asking if they meant to put up pics of a shirtless axe guy

Android Blues posted:

my parent: i think ill order the...tah-koss?

me (): mum please. it's tHA-kos, like "kHAl drogo"

google THIS posted:

if you're wanted dead or alive just hide in Schrödinger's box

HighwireAct posted:

am I allowed to quote Munchables' full post in the animal hybrids thread here

Miss Psychosis posted:

Sup

misty mountaintop posted:

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Gross Dude posted:

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP.

cda posted: