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Manifisto posted:

it's not a knock on your Venus, sometimes women just prefer a Dido






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it would be if a few more people would vote. don't forget to vote everyone, make your voice heard!





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amazing





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cda posted:


>ENTER STARBUCKS
You enter the Starbucks. In front of you, there is a line of people waiting to order. There are chairs and tables all around, mostly occupied at this hour of the day by solitary individuals on their laptops or smartphones. However, there are a couple of free tables. There is a cashier behind the cash register and a barista making drinks. You assume there's probably a manager in the back, behind a swinging metal door.

> JOIN LINE
You join the line and wait patiently until you are standing in front of a cute cashier.

> ORDER COFFEE
"What size coffee to you want to order?" asks the cashier.

> ORDER LARGE COFFEE
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.

> ORDER MEDIUM COFFEE
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.

> ORDER LATTE
"What size latte do you want to order?" asks the cashier.

> ORDER LARGE LATTE
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.

>ORDER GRANDE COFFEE
"Coming right up!" beams the cashier. "Can I get a name for the order?"

>CDA
"Sure thing, Mr. CDA, just step over there and wait for your order to be called," the cashier says brightly.
You stand by the coffee bar and watch the barista make drinks.

>WAIT
"GRANDE COFFEE for PHILIP" the barista calls.

>WAIT
"BAGEL for LISA" the barista calls.

>WAIT
"GRANDE COFFEE for CAD" the barista calls.

>ASK BARISTA ABOUT COFFEE.
Which coffee?

>ASK BARISTA ABOUT GRANDE COFFEE.
Which Grande Coffee?

>ASK BARISTA ABOUT GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD.
"This coffee is for CAD," the barista says, "See? It says CAD on the coffee cup."

>TAKE GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD.
The barista frowns. "Are you sure you're CAD? You don't look like CAD to me."

>TAKE GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD
The barista eyes you warily, but says nothing. You take the Grande Coffee for CAD.

>INVENTORY
You are wearing:
Blue sweatpants
A pink, stained Breast Cancer Charity 5K promotional T-Shirt.
Dirty sneakers (with no socks)

You are holding:
Car keys
A wallet
An iPhone
A Grande Coffee for CAD.

>STATUS
It is March 22nd, 2018. The time is 10:37am. If you still had a job, you would be 1hr and 37minutes late for work.
Your mood is: Despairing
Your health is: Poor
You are feeling: Tired
Your SCORE is: 3/273 points.

>DRINK GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD
You begin to drink the coffee. It is scalding hot. You burn your tongue.

>STATUS
It is March 22nd, 2018. The time is 10:38am. If you still had a job, you would be 1hr and 38minutes late for work.
Your mood is: Angsty
Your health is: Poor, Burned Tongue
You are feeling: Alert
Your SCORE is: 4/273 points.

>LOOK AT CASHIER
You look at the cashier. She is cute, with short blonde hair cut in a jagged style and bright blue eyes. You wonder if they are hiring at this Starbucks. You also wonder if the cashier would ever go out with you.

>TALK TO CASHIER
She's busy doing her job right now.





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Manifisto posted:

(my own quote included solely for context)

corby was spot on





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