Khanstant posted:

prepuce repurposed posted:

Nier: Automata was full of poo poo. Cyborg do not have tiddy

Rarity posted:

If the cyborg doesn't have tiddy you just need to drink more until it looks like it do

alnilam posted:

Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um

google THIS posted:

No matter how much rear end I kick, I can't escape this gumless hell

Chewbecca posted:

"mum, you'll never guess but lowtax sold the forum.... No lowtax..no you don't know him...wait no I don't want to talk to dad...*under my breath* _{gently caress}"

The Voice of Labor posted:

the 7-11 had four different flavors of four loko. they're charging $3.50 a can.

prepuce repurposed posted:

in the UK?!

The Voice of Labor posted:

the united kingdom of oregon

prepuce repurposed posted:

I got u confused with the voice of labour sorry bud

Luvcow posted:

*border collie frantically trying to keep the sheep 6 feet away from each other*

canyoneer posted:

one time i got a chicken quesadilla at taco bell and they ran out of normal cheese so they subbed in the melted nacho cheese and it was so delicious but i've been too embarrassed to order it like that again on purpose.

i think about that quesadilla often. this was in 2014

Glutes Are Great posted:

Asking the officer at the Ramstein airforce base like
Du
Du hast
Du hast taco bell
Du hast taco bell

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Performed the procedure to separate DickButt back into Lt. Dick and Mr. Butt, despite his right to continue living as an individual.

Kief Richards posted:

nut posted:

listen all y’all it’s a decoupage

nut posted:

iiiii can’t stand it
I know you planned it
that picture of kate
you cut and paste
on the side of used tin can of peach jam
where you can keep your loose pencils and pens in

Jedrick posted:

That camera is v cool. This thread is full of dope creative people. Good job.

I've been taking pictures and down-resing them into CGA colour pallets.

deep dish peat moss posted:

I've been trying to draw but I keep going in circles

Pahilla the Hun posted:

still might edit this but it had to be done

How Wonderful! posted:

I will only appear on tv with my real kin. and if anybody claps or laughs they're in for it.

FutonForensic posted:

nut posted:

Barking Gecko posted:

Twenty Four posted:

my life

Escape From Noise posted:

Doc says I got the wet bone. May not have long to live.

Finger Prince posted:

Hot take: Tots are the ikea furniture of deep fried potatoes.

alnilam posted:

11 pm drunk off my rear end trying to assemble my Kljörn tater tot, decide to totally ignore the pictorial warning on the instructions not to use power tools

Mormon Nailer posted:

I'm the drawing of the guy on the phone with the IKEA help desk crying and begging them to save his marriage because he lost the most important piece of the Tåtör, the very small cube that looks a bit like a burnt piece.

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm on the strongest birth control of all *sits backwards in chair* abstinence!

Also years of sitting in chairs backwards has destroyed my testicles' ability to produce sperm.

google THIS posted:

Buddy this is My Big Day and if you think I'm not keeping the sauce bouquet you're Doritos Loco

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Hey baby ditch that STring cheese and get with this STRONG cheese

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

this one is about leftovers

https://voca.ro/1iwWcvaHGKa6

Finger Prince posted:

The third chopstick just sits on the side watching the other two get it on with the food and the mouth. The cuckstick.

Twenty Four posted:

Not sure if I'm dead or a vampire or just looking at the mirror wrong... wait I think this is just a window...

Areola Grande posted: