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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
http://www.ktre.com/story/31542342/police-stop-violent-sex-offender-with-5-young-children-in-car?sf23021946=1


quote:

MEMPHIS, TN (WMC) -

A violent sex offender was stopped by police with five children in his car—none of them were his.

Police said Jerome Sawyer, a registered sex offender who is listed as a violent sex offender for aggravated sexual battery, was stopped on Ridgeway Road south of Winchester Road for not having a seat belt.

Officers found two boys and three girls, ages five to 11, inside the car.

Sawyer told police he was on the sex offender registry for assaulting three children ages six and seven in 1999 and 1987.

Sawyer told police the children in the car were not his. He told police he had been at a park on the same property as Winridge Elementary.

Officers also found two small pairs of white and pink underwear under the driver’s seat.

Sawyer was arrested and charged with violation of child restraint, violation of seat belt law and violation of sex offender registry act.

Police contacted the children’s parents and the Department of Children’s Services.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't know Denton was black

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

heavy petting

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
But no charges of kidnapping? That's cool I guess.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Man, that dude must have had some incredible candy in there. Like, imported Hershey bars with all natural ingredients.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
How did he make it out of the traffic stop alive?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Dude was about to start a bender apparently.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

Anderron Shi posted:

heavy petting

:yikes:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hes like, the Michael Jordan of kid touching

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The five dumbest children on Earth.


gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

:golfclap:

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
My brain immediately edited the first line to this:

quote:

A violent mic offender was stopped by police with five new tracks in his demo—none of them were hits.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
that's a lot of children

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Illavick posted:

My brain immediately edited the first line to this:

drat tmayb thats a gdank meme thanks man ty a loti really mean it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
thats a pretty severe penalty for just not wearing his seatbelt

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Blizzy_Cow posted:

How did he make it out of the traffic stop alive?

The kids were more then likely black.

A pedo darkie with 5 little white girls would have warranted an one the spot execution.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
George Foreman was trying to eat fresh for a change.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Execute child molesters! :D

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

He should have wrote #1, #2, #3, #4, and #6 on them and left the police searching for #5. :mmmhmm:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

dog buttz posted:

He should have wrote #1, #2, #3, #4, and #6 on them and left the police searching for #5. :mmmhmm:

lol

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Could have written 5 on the panties under the seat.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
How do you steal a 5 year old from a park. Like were the parents busy txting or something?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Man, that dude must have had some incredible candy in there. Like, imported Hershey bars with all natural ingredients.
lol at the concept of people from real countries eating hershey bars

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

I wonder what the world record is

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Darth123123 posted:

How do you steal a 5 year old from a park. Like were the parents busy txting or something?
g-ddamn millenialss have done it again

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

How do you steal a 5 year old from a park. Like were the parents busy txting or something?

Poors have a bad habit of letting their kids run around unsupervised.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Was expecting Jared. got weird lookin Mike Tyson instead.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Poors have a bad habit of letting their kids run around unsupervised.

So they were selling crack then?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Poors have a bad habit of letting their kids run around unsupervised.

Why watch your kid when there's a replacement on the way?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
clicked into thread expecting the title was going to be some sarcastic burn on the cops but nope, what it says on the tin

how bout that

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

He really went for it all at once, huh

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Go big or go home?

Or in his case go little?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Hard in the (finger) paint

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


Sounds like he ate fresh

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
one short of a six pack

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
E: I suck

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

I blame white people somehow

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
When did Subway get a Five For Five deal, like Arby's?

EAT FRESH!

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