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Might as well call it "Batman Wins. Kinda. It's A Bit of a Mess." Highlights of the film include Superman diving after a kryptonite spear at the bottom of a well, only for his half-dead body to float to the top minutes later, spear in hand. Batman is really angry 100% of the time, but hesitates finishing off Supes because he mentions the name "Martha." Martha Wayne being his mother, Batman is SHOCKED that someone else could go by that name, and falls back in amazement. Clark Kent's boss spends nearly an hour and a half of the film going "WHERE THE HELL IS KENT" as Superman mopes around the globe. Movie was super clunky trying to work all the Justice League poo poo in, and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too long to boot. But hey, Wonder Woman solos most of Doomsday while Superman nearly drowns as mentioned earlier and Batman looks on in wonderment realizing he can't loving hang with Doomsday. Also there's like a ten minute long hallucination/premonition about Darkseid, and it's pointless and possibly time travel related. gently caress this movie though.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:49 |
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very cool
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:52 |
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Why is doomsday in a Batman vs Supes movie? Doomsday should be his own movie.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:52 |
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We know
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:52 |
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I am not a big comic book fan, but I never understood this one: Batman: Normal dude who is just super rich, pretty smart, and works out a lot. Superman: Is an alien that can fly, lift up a truck, immune to bullets, can fire lasers from his eyes How can batman ever win?
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:54 |
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Kryptonite
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:55 |
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spud posted:I am not a big comic book fan, but I never understood this one: kryptonite power armor from the one comic where this happened iirc
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:55 |
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spud posted:I am not a big comic book fan, but I never understood this one: Superman isn't immune to lasers. Especially kryptonite lasers some rich guy made.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:58 |
batman has a cock of steel, while superman has an rear end in a top hat of mere tin, so thin and penetrable
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:58 |
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Why doesnt superman just smash the kryponite? Seems a lovely get out clause.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 09:59 |
because kryptonite is really hard to break because it's made of steel
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:00 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:because kryptonite is really hard to break because it's made of steel See poo poo like this is why I don't like comic books.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:04 |
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yah we all saw this coming like 5 years ago
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:06 |
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how can anyone watch a superhero movie and not instantly kill themselves out of shame
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:06 |
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Astrolite posted:how can anyone watch a superhero movie and not instantly kill themselves out of shame I like to look at men in spandex and doing it with 100ish strangers makes it less shameful.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:09 |
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:16 |
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he can also see the kryptonite from very far away so he can just hang out a mile up and use laser eyes on that whole mess.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:19 |
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spud posted:I am not a big comic book fan, but I never understood this one: Congrats you've found the problem with Superman interacting with any other superhero that comic book writers have desperately tip-toed on eggshells around for the past 60 years
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:28 |
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when do they gently caress
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:29 |
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haha you paid to see this after seeing who they had for lex luthor. Let me guess you're excited for suicide squad too.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:30 |
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I didn't pay poo poo. I got paid to watch it, I work at a movie theater. I think I'd have rather gone to bed though
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:31 |
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Shinjobi posted:I didn't pay poo poo. I got paid to watch it, I work at a movie theater. lol you had to watch it still. How full were the theatres? Did everyone come out looking disappointed and solemn?
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:33 |
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CJacobs posted:Congrats you've found the problem with Superman interacting with any other superhero that comic book writers have desperately tip-toed on eggshells around for the past 60 years Does this mean I'm some sort of genius? My parents always said I was a "bit special" as a kid, but I've lead a really ordinary life.....until now. spud fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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I previewed it, the midnight release is tomorrow. I won't be working at the time, thankfully. Then again, because my company is so sure this movie is going to destroy records despite garbage review scores, I've gotta open the building on Friday around 8:30am. Which sucks nearly as bad as the movie did.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:36 |
social vegan posted:when do they gently caress Wait for Batman Fucks Superman: A XXX Parody
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:37 |
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Does lex luthor have aids? He is like 30 and has no hair anywhere on his body.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:41 |
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:43 |
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indeed in the high brow field of "big name comic book movie" it is a true upset when they turn out to be horrible garbage and is certainly not just what all of them are intrinsically
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:47 |
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they shoukd have just wrapped up the superhero genre after the dark knight rises
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:51 |
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they have carefully plotted the course for the next twenty years of these films, they will never stop.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:52 |
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well then i think its fair to do what i always do and blame the chinese
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:54 |
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thats 100% accurate in this scenario
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:55 |
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the great deceiver posted:well then i think its fair to do what i always do and blame the chinese
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:58 |
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shocked to find this comic book movie with no talented people involved at any level is ... bad ??
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:58 |
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they just don't make enough superhero movies IMO
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 11:03 |
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Blade was the last of the good comic book movies
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 11:04 |
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if you thought this was going to be half way decent after they picked Ben Affleck to play Batman. No way was this going to be good. Although I do applaud them making sure they got this lovely Batman Vs. Superman released before Civil War part 1 comes out in May. If it were reversed nobody would watch this lovely movie. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 11:05 |
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Ben Fatfleck
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 11:05 |
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Shaquin posted:Blade was the last of the good comic book movies If youre talking about the first Blade movie and none of the sequels then i agree
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Shaquin posted:Blade was the last of the good comic book movies you know what they say: when they move in production values go down
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