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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

they just don't make enough superhero movies IMO

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

guy at work was just raging about the negative reviews. he said that "Zack makes serious movies for grown ups" and that "critics are just mad that it's not another feel good Avengers movie"

lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

guys I am going to be out of town for work with nothing to do for like 4 nights while I'm in a strange town

should I go see this movie or kill myself in my hotel room

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Otisburg posted:

i mean if those are your only two options, i think that inert gas asphyxiation is supposed to be a quiet, painless way to go


thank you, this is a real blessing

Mel Mudkiper posted:

watch Midnight Special and then kill yourself

I might do this because it is playing at the theater which is one mile from my hotel

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

UPDATE: I decided to see this movie while I'm out of town for work.

This theater has nice seats

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

this movie sucks so far lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahahaha Bruce just had a dream where the flash or somebody told him how to advance the plot

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

many johnnys posted:

it's the plot of a different movie that's never going to be made

hahahahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

batman is killing a bunch of people in his batcar now

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the wheelchair was a bomb rofl

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lex just cut his hand and is using the ship he knows nothing about to do something with the body of general zod

hey it's Kevin Costner

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The versusing is about to happen now because they got Diane Lane

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahaha the Martha scene oh my god

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

you thought we were kidding didn't you

why is the cave troll from LOTR fighting our heroes

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The end of this movie...

"so what are we...some kind of...justice league?"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

how did you not comment on the wonder woman youtube related videos scene

I think I fell asleep

best part of the movie was the Wonder Woman theme song btw

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

a long time ago in shanghai i saw an absolutely ludicrous production of midsummer. it was barely an hour long and stripped to the bones. the final 20 minutes was just acrobatics on stage while the actors watched.

right before that happened they banged a gong real loud to wake everyone up.

that's what i imagine the WW theme song was intended to do.

This is perfect, yes

I think that's the worst movie I've seen in theaters in a couple of years

it felt like eighteen hours of loosely connected dialogue scenes and then some people fought a troll and superman isn't actually dead

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

many johnnys posted:

wonder woman goes through lex luthor's computer and finds out that he made movie teasers for upcoming dc superhero films, and logos, for us to watch

Oh yeah I remember that hahahahahahaha

that's when they showed aquaman right

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm going to recommend this movie to people who trust my opinion. I want all of them to waste three hours of their lives.

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