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Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?
Yes, it's a Sandwich.
No, it's not a Sandwich.
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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Reagan dead. So what?




Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

who the gently caress holds a sandwich sideways when they eat it??



How do you eat subway sandwiches?

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Nooner posted:

who the gently caress holds a sandwich sideways when they eat it??



What if you are eating in a rotating reference frame!? HUH!? HUH!?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring



you're a hotdog

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Hot Karl Marx posted:

How do you eat subway sandwiches?

Too young to have ever known about the u-gouge cut? But in here trying to re-define the sandwich for millennial tastes? Terrible.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

How do you eat subway sandwiches?

Fresh

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Reagan dead. So what?




Fun Shoe

i bet you know who is eating fresh, in jail!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Hot Karl Marx posted:

It is my opinion that this food item is, and has always been, a sandwich, based on the application of the principles I've used to similarly declare all hotdogs as sandwiches



Jesus dude, get it together. This is getting ugly.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.


are any of the following things sandwiches:


Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

are any of the following things sandwiches:

NO

NO

YES

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

also not proud of this but the other day i ate a hotdog and didnt have buns OR bread, so I rolled it up in a tortilla to give it a "latin" kick!


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SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please


YOU DESERVE TO BE PRESIDENT

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004




shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

are any of the following things sandwiches:


I can't comment until I get enough clear screencaps of Theo's Bacon Double Burger Dog to form a historically-sound hypothesis.

But I will accept that that blurryness in the photo is apropos for the sasquatch footage/I Want To Believe poster-level of conspiracy it would represent.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


is cereal a soup?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



QuoProQuid posted:

is cereal a soup?

Is milk a broth?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


QuoProQuid posted:

is cereal a soup?

That video was dumb.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016


Linux Pirate posted:

NOT a sandwich

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Hey VSauce, Micheal here. My dick- is like Mars- it's never been touched by humans- but- what does it mean to be- touched?

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


Germstore posted:

That video was dumb.

there's a video about people discussing the virtues of soup and cereal?

Candlelight Virgil
Jan 20, 2012

Frank the Fox


is soup a drink.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


QuoProQuid posted:

there's a video about people discussing the virtues of soup and cereal?

yeah, there's a vsauce video. I didn't realize it was such a widespread meme.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


Hamburgers
Hotdogs
Pizzas

These are all advanced sandwiches.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



By "burger" you mean "hamburger sandwich"?

Yeah, thanks for helping sort that out.

Those other two though. I think you are confusing "advanced" with "unrelated to".

Or is 'Ants On A Log' also an "advanced" sandwich?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


If I think "hotdog sandwich" i imagine several hotdogs between two pieces of bread and now i wanna hotdog sandwich.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

are any of the following things sandwiches:




Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


Hmm, no it is you who are confused, young one

A hotdog bun is actually made out of bread and if you put meats on bread, it is transformed into a sandwich. This is the law

The same principle applies to hamburgers, which are also made of bread and meat and pizzas, which are made of bread and all sorts of exciting things

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time



The second is CLEARLY A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, IDIOT!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



A camel sandwich.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


That is an unusual place to keep your scrote.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009


Gun Saliva


http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes...wich-51656.aspx

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006



They're non-sandwichoid sandwichimorphs.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


Is sushi a burrito?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Linux Pirate posted:

Is sushi a burrito?

How kawaii (cute!) is the sushi and is it wrapped with the nori or gohan (rice) facing out?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


trans sandwich

sandwichfluid

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


shadow puppet of a posted:

How kawaii (cute!) is the sushi and is it wrapped with the nori or gohan (rice) facing out?

I'm not a sushi expert but both are similar to burritos.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


what happens if you blend the bread with the sausage? Like in a mixer? what then??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

shadow puppet of a posted:

A camel sandwich.



whoa thats a weird dog!!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot


What does our resident expert Doobie think?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

its a cockwich

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Reagan dead. So what?




Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

whoa thats a weird dog!!

thats a muslim dog

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