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Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?
Yes, it's a Sandwich.
No, it's not a Sandwich.
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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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hotdogs are a sandwich, it has meat between two buns, and you can put additional toppings on if you want, case closed

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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youre describing two sandwiches, i dont see the question

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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PuppiesAndKitties posted:

Sandwiches have flat meat, or chunky meat.

Tube meat though, that's wayyyyy different.

flat meat comes in tube form so its still a sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food, such as vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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the real question now is are burritos a sandwich?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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satanic splash-back posted:

You can't possible be serious with this question

Hot Karl Marx posted:

A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food, such as vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Anderron Shi posted:

2 or more pieces of bread; a burrito has 1 tortilla.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food, such as vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food.

a tortilla is just a large slice of bread, and if buns only count as a single piece, and buns are used in sandwiches, then surely a burrito is a sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

No bc the tortilla is not leavened

A flatbread is a bread made with flour, water and salt, and then thoroughly rolled into flattened dough.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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shadow puppet of a posted:

No, as they can be held sideways and hoagie bread and hoagie fixings will remain in place. Horizontality is an overlooked but absolutely necessary condition for an item to be a sandwich.

A hot dog can never be held sideways because of its true nature as an open-faced comestible. Its true designation is as a "long tartine", not a sandwich.

This is the definition of a sandwich: A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food, such as vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food.

You are just making things up to seem smart. Hot dogs and burritos are sandwiches

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

You'll notice the conspicuous absence of a leavening agent. Checkmate.

A flatbread is a bread made with flour, water and salt, and then thoroughly rolled into flattened dough. Many flatbreads are unleavened—made without yeast—although some are slightly leavened, such as pita bread.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Not at all according to the specifications laid down by the Earl of Sandwich, two pieces of bread is all that he sought his name be applied to. A single-bread item is something held in a trencher.

And the USDA definition of sandwich only focuses on the percentage of bread vs non-bread content.

Only sandwiches are sandwiches, everything else has a proper name.

more BS that has nothing to do with sandwiches, you never even tried to say why I am wrong, just made up definitions that don't even exist.

Come back when you have some real sandwich knowledge

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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im sick and bored and about to make a burrito sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Flour tortillas are also used to make fajitas, sandwiches, casseroles and stews, and there are numerous other uses.


Game. Set. Match.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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shadow puppet of a posted:

This thread's idea of a what a 'sandwich' is:


Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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lookit those tasty sandwiches

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Pound_Coin posted:

no it's a cheap sausage made from pig anus you 20 retard fucks

now put that between some buns and you got yourself a sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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so a grilled panini sandwich is not a sandwich now? how is this possible

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Please, go ahead. Show me the Hog Dog version of the Ice Cream Sandwich.

bananas are like hotdogs

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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use a fried tortilla shell instead, then its officially a sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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is bread a sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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yes im super mad raging hardcore rright now lol


this is a fried ice cream sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Nooner posted:

anyone who calls a hotdog a sandwich can suck my drat balls

explain how this isnt a sandwich:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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The Goatfather posted:

its a sandwich and tacos and gyros are also weird sandwiches

see this guy gets it

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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No, I'm going to stop replying to you because you keep trying to take the discussion away from whether hotdogs are sandwiches and keep making up terms that mean nothing

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Nooner posted:

who the gently caress holds a sandwich sideways when they eat it??



How do you eat subway sandwiches?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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i bet you know who is eating fresh, in jail!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Nooner posted:

whoa thats a weird dog!!

thats a muslim dog

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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captainoblivious posted:

Hotdog isn't a sandwich
Calzone is a kind of Pizza, it is no more a kind of sandwich than an open faced sandwich is a type of pizza.
Just because an open faced sandwich has bread with sauce, cheese and meat on top doesn't make it a pizza, being enclosed doesn't make a calzone a sandwich.
Subs are the transitional border between hotdogs and sandwiches. They are a sandwich but the bread is connected at the bottom like a hotdog.

you can slice that connection and then it magically becomes a sandwich? no it was a sandwich all along!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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quesadilla is most certainly a sandwich

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he was a hero among men

one would say, sandwich'd between men?

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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mexican tube sandwich*

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