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Darkman Fanpage posted:if i was your wife i would leave you for not shoveling the drive way Shovels are for losers. Clear your driveway with flames. Bring the heat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHEy3tYd2rw You can also use it to kill weeds in the summer.
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Default Settings posted:Might be that it's just me being European, but this house confuses me. Are you sure the walls are solid stone? Does it continue throughout your cellars? I can't see a discharging arch taking their weight off your window frames. Also, what is up with those chimneys? That's a horizontal diffuser style exhaust air vent, do you actually run a heater under that? If it's just an air vent, all those brick work is a bit much. Yeah, why does it confuse you? Don't you know anything about Americans? It's all crap, all made for show. Garbage houses for garbage people. Just listen to how the OP expresses himself.
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Utz posted:Yeah, why does it confuse you? Don't you know anything about Americans? It's all crap, all made for show. Garbage houses for garbage people. Just listen to how the OP expresses himself. No, you are. #owned
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:16 |
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Go gently caress yourself, OP. Stick that joke cheap piece of poo poo house up your rear end.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:23 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:
finally a safespace for me
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:25 |
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Utz posted:Go gently caress yourself, OP. Stick that joke cheap piece of poo poo house up your rear end. Stop cyber bullying me.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:27 |
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Stop living. oval office.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:28 |
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http://i.imgur.com/QZBe7Tx.png
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:29 |
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OP, pls trudge out into the snow to get pictures from your house from all angles. It's hard to get the creative juices flowing when your picture is mostly of your garage.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:30 |
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Angela Christine posted:This is really good, but he did say he wants a screened in covered porch. Can you put a roof on it? Pick up a few supplies at your local Home Depot, and any DIY'er can add a simple awning to their UBER-DECK.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:12 |
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Forget the porch. Stay in the house. STAY IN THE HOUSE.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:13 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Pick up a few supplies at your local Home Depot, and any DIY'er can add a simple awning to their UBER-DECK. This has got a very nice "cask of ammontillado" style to it. Or however the gently caress you spell it
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:19 |
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I tried OP. If you need a building inspector I'm sure there's someone who can help.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:52 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Pick up a few supplies at your local Home Depot, and any DIY'er can add a simple awning to their UBER-DECK. Never have to shovel your driveway again!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Pick up a few supplies at your local Home Depot, and any DIY'er can add a simple awning to their UBER-DECK. Clearly the winner! Forward this on to your contractor OP and tell us what he gives you for an estimate.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 06:36 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Trex is now offering the UBER-DECK.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 06:57 |
it really pulls the house together
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 07:11 |
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Okay, this is still a bit rough, I only had 3 hours to spare, but I think you get the idea. See, the nicely screened in porch room is actually offset 10 feet from the rest of the house, then connected to the front door with a hallway. That way you can have a lovely porch without blocking the sun to your windows. This is similar to a box fort I made when I was 7, so I know the basic design is sound. You might want to use lumber and fake rocks or whatever so it blends in with the rest of the house though.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 08:15 |
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This deck is marshmallows and gummy worms but you could easily substitute peeps and twizzlers.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 08:28 |
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peanut posted:This deck is marshmallows and gummy worms but you could easily substitute peeps and twizzlers. thanks for making my attempt look like garbage, rear end in a top hat
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Late Unpleasantness posted:Forget the porch. Stay in the house. STAY IN THE HOUSE. Underappreciated
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 08:32 |
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Building and addition onto your house will get pricy. Have you considered getting your wife a shed instead?
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 08:38 |
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Angela Christine posted:thanks for making my attempt look like garbage, rear end in a top hat the door is a pop tart
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 09:04 |
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peanut posted:the door is a pop tart That's adorable.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 09:30 |
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*lives in enormous house with dozens of rooms to avoid family*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 10:15 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:*lives in enormous house with dozens of rooms to avoid family* The American dream
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 10:54 |
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Just cash in OP! Turn your re-modeling into PROFITS
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:11 |
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Build a little steel plate into it for kids to leave flaming bags of poop on. Do kids still do flaming bags of poop? If they don't then I just don't loving understand this world anymore.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:15 |
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Have you thought of buying your wife a simple gift? Something cheaper than a large deck and awning, but something that will be just as appreciated?
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:50 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Have you thought of buying your wife a simple gift? Something cheaper than a large deck and awning, but something that will be just as appreciated? I dunno, that looks like a pretty large deck to me.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:51 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:*lives in enormous house with dozens of rooms to avoid family* I'm sorry you're so poor? That's not even an especially large house.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:56 |
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HoAssHo posted:I'm sorry you're so poor? That's not even an especially large house. no women in the man cave
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 14:59 |
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HoAssHo posted:I'm sorry you're so poor? That's not even an especially large house. You actually don't sound sorry at all.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:12 |
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HoAssHo posted:I'm sorry you're so poor? That's not even an especially large house. If you zoom the angle out a bit you can see that it's actually even smaller than it looks in the op's picture
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Dave_Indeed posted:It's not plastic, it's this thing. Beautiful old world craftsmanship right here. A poo poo house for a poo poo head.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 18:15 |
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yesssss
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 18:34 |
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ok OP I think I got it, covered and everything. Hope the wife likes!
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 18:49 |
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lol
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also
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