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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
"Talk to your doctor about viagra."- That lady.

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treasure bear

i talk to my doctor about viagra until they ask me to leave

google THIS

wow lady, rude

MrWillsauce

so doc, about that viagra



drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

google THIS posted:

wow lady, rude

"Ask your doctor about viagra today." -that lady in a calm yet serious tone.

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bacalou


jokes on you lady I don't have a doctor.

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
*me, taking off my science spectacles, looking serious*
this matter of hearts have no place in a laboratory!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hobo Pyro
thanks but no thanjs lady i am a lesbean

MrWillsauce

lesbians can still talk about viagra with their doctors



alnilam

treasure bear posted:

i talk to my doctor about viagra until they ask me to leave

lol

alnilam

my fiancee is a doctor which makes following this advice a little bit tricky

Piso Mojado

treasure bear posted:

i talk to my doctor about viagra until they ask me to leave

Hobo Pyro

MrWillsauce posted:

lesbians can still talk about viagra with their doctors

ask ur doctor about his viagra prescription until security removes u

b h m

I void my bowels thoroughly

Piso Mojado

an arachnid middle aged woman you've never met looks you in the eyes

b h m

is she attractive to you or me op

MrWillsauce

I tell the woman to talk to her doctor about mindyourownbusinessadone



drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

alnilam posted:

my fiancee is a doctor which makes following this advice a little bit tricky

You should ask her about it.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
"talk to your doctor about penis pills"

Piso Mojado

attractive, older lady looking at me across the ski resort hot tub - "there were never any wmds in iraq, and bush lied about everything."

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
my 80 year old doctor: Maybe when your sinus infection clears, and if you do your hair.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Hanging out with bae and talking to my doctor about viagra

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


As an attractive middle aged man, attractive middle aged ladies are my bread and butter. Not literally, of course

bacalou


They're more like his quinoa salad, because gsgj's doctor told him to lay off the empty carbs and saturated fats.

google THIS

Piso Mojado posted:

attractive, older lady looking at me across the ski resort hot tub - "there were never any wmds in iraq, and bush lied about everything."

whoa, i'd better ask my doctor about that

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Priapus: I skipped the "talk to your doctor" step.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sex first. He said no, I'm not over Michael yet.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
me: OK Doctor but can we talk about Viagra
Atttactive middle age woman is looking me in the eyes
Doctor: this is outside the scope of this intervention

FluffieDuckie

ChairmanMeow posted:

Asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sex first. He said no, I'm not over Michael yet.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FutonForensic

an attractive middle age woman you don't recognize looks you in the eyes. Ask your doctor about Razadyne


google THIS

We met on the subway a week ago. I was the tall guy with glasses. You were the attractive middle-aged woman I had never met. You looked me in the eyes and told me to ask my doctor about updog. gently caress you.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

We met on the subway a week ago. I was the tall guy with glasses. You were the attractive middle-aged woman I had never met. You looked me in the eyes and told me to ask my doctor about updog. gently caress you.

alnilam

Did you ever find out what updog is?

google THIS

alnilam posted:

Did you ever find out what updog is?

my doctor just kept dodging the question and asking me how i was doing so i guess i'll ever know

alnilam

google THIS posted:

my doctor just kept dodging the question and asking me how i was doing so i guess i'll ever know

lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Me: So doc, you think I'm healthy enough for sex?

Doc: GET THE HELL OFF MY LEG!!!

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
listen, you're definitely healthy enough for viagra but honestly i don't think you're going to find any people willing to touch you and the AMA has documented studies about the risk of blindness from masturbation

Hobo Pyro
attractive middle aged women who look me in the eye are the reason i dont need viagra

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
attractive tight end rob gronkowski looks you in the eyes "the Gronk thinks you should talk to your doctor about viagra"

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Piso Mojado

Luvcow posted:

attractive tight end rob gronkowski looks you in the eyes "the Gronk thinks you should talk to your doctor about viagra"

lol

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