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2 gunslingers walk into a saloon and argue about Linux. LMAO. Anyone got any little vignettes to share? This thread is like the writers room for a show about the Wild West but YOSPOS.
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Mar 30, 2016 04:41
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oh no I got a computer (body) virus (cholera)
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Mar 30, 2016 04:49
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Mar 30, 2016 04:53
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lets try to engage in some creativity here folks, instead of just posting someone elses work. thanks
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Mar 30, 2016 04:58
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a random number generator based on spinning a six shooter and pulling the trigger
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Mar 30, 2016 05:00
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i'm just glad that our new gbs friend dead gay son has come to share his posts with us in this thread
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Mar 30, 2016 05:01
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the sheriff in these parts? john mcafee.
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Mar 30, 2016 05:09
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a bad coder walks into the saloon and the piano player changes to c#
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Mar 30, 2016 05:10
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a spread spectrum radio based on player piano rolls, oh wait, that exists:
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Mar 30, 2016 05:30
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kwinkles posted:a spread spectrum radio based on player piano rolls, oh wait, that exists: a saloon full of people on the spectrum
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Mar 30, 2016 05:33
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mishaq posted:a saloon full of people on the spectrum don't doxx me
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Mar 30, 2016 05:50
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authentic fedoras instead of authentic cowboy hats.
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Mar 30, 2016 05:57
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cattle rustlers but instead of cattle it's bitcoin
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Mar 30, 2016 06:00
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a fistful of dollars (to spend on an apple product)
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Mar 30, 2016 06:02
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instead of putting horseshoes above doors for good luck we put arduinos
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Mar 30, 2016 06:03
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triple sulk posted:a fistful of dollars (to spend on an apple product)
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Mar 30, 2016 06:04
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chome says to firefox, "this ram ain't big enough for the both of us"
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Mar 30, 2016 06:05
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peperony and chease
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Mar 30, 2016 06:06
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instead of saying cool stuff like yeehaw or fill your hand pardner the characters say excelsior and flame on
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Mar 30, 2016 06:55
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the white hat with a big gut and his indian sidekick sanjeev feed a bunch of fake reports into waze to trick the cattle rustlers into choosing a suboptimal rustling route
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Mar 30, 2016 06:59
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angry_keebler posted:the white hat with a big gut and his indian sidekick sanjeev feed a bunch of fake reports into waze to trick the cattle rustlers into choosing a suboptimal rustling route Lol
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Mar 30, 2016 07:08
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angry_keebler posted:the white hat with a big gut and his indian sidekick sanjeev feed a bunch of fake reports into waze to trick the cattle rustlers into choosing a suboptimal rustling route
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Mar 30, 2016 07:40
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in this metaphor, the cjs are the people who clean the shitters outback of the saloon
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Mar 30, 2016 07:41
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a belt with two holsters, mouse on the left, trackball on the right.
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Mar 30, 2016 07:55
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as the saloon doors swing open a dust covered man enters smile first whooping and hollaring "Drinks on me boys! I just hit it big at the bitcoin mine" but the saloon patrons do not respond with cheers of joy of and congratulations. instead the patrons stare silently at the dust covered miner. the bartender points a finger at a sign above the bar "No bitcoin accepted here," the miner reads aloud, "guess ya'll are stuck in the past with yer fiat currency." The miner then produces a top range graphics card from his pocket. "will this count as credit here?" he asks. "if you want to drink here," the bartender says without looking at the miner, "you're going to have to venture up Mt. Gox and try your luck at the exchange, if it is still open."
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Mar 30, 2016 11:40
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[yospos thunderdome] SMYTHE: "you must not draw until the clock strikes twelve noon. once that happens you may fire at your convenience" *dolly zoom on android phone* YOSPOSTER: "which clock‽"
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Mar 30, 2016 12:04
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*old bearded prospector bursts into saloon covered in cyberdust* THERES BITCOINS IN THEM THAR HILLS!
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Mar 30, 2016 12:08
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apple rumored to be developing the lomarf horse
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Mar 30, 2016 12:21
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Two programmers after loving one another's asses: "I can't quit you"
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Mar 30, 2016 12:32
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Two programmers after loving one another's asses:
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Mar 30, 2016 12:37
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Two programmers after loving one another's asses: they're both mac users
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Mar 30, 2016 13:57
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mishaq posted:they're both mac users a mac sherriff??
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Mar 30, 2016 14:02
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theres a new virus in town? time to wrangle up a POSy
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Mar 30, 2016 14:09
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angry_keebler posted:the white hat with a big gut and his indian sidekick sanjeev feed a bunch of fake reports into waze to trick the cattle rustlers into choosing a suboptimal rustling route jony ive aces posted:[yospos thunderdome] Knuc U Kinte posted:Two programmers after loving one another's asses: these are the posts that made me laugh out loud.
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Mar 30, 2016 14:12
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Duels to decide which linux distro is the best there is no winner as all linux distro's are inherently terrible
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Mar 30, 2016 14:21
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Two programmers after loving one another's asses: i wish i could rm -rf you
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Mar 30, 2016 14:22
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the sheriff gets shot but instead of letting the doctor stitch him up, he just starts stuffing orange slices in the bullet holes
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Mar 30, 2016 14:49
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a portly man complains about commercial horse breeders. he starts to breed his own, most of which have genetic disorders that make you have to pull the wagon yourself sometimes. he explains why they are superior to the commercial horses.
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Mar 30, 2016 16:23
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i have a drink at the bar with the town's fat widow. i climb out the saloon window.
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Mar 30, 2016 16:25
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wicky wicky yos pos jim pos desperado
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