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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Squizzle posted:

*walks into saloon aggressively*
I heard there some fellers here who been utterin' unkind words about how

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



idgi

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

*wakes up in empty yospos saloon*

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

OldAlias posted:

*wakes up in empty yospos saloon*

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
hey did you guys hear about that new electric automobile? poo poo's cray af

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


1886 year of automobile on the pavement

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

NoneMoreNegative posted:

"We're planning to move QA and support offshore to create a more positive work environment..."

/crowd whispers

The Injuns are coming!


lol

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
old timey yoswife: them banditos keep raiding the village. go into town and find us an ornery gunslinger, and if they have eggs bring back a half dozen

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


lol

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


will all the ol' timey yoswomen please pony express me

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Clockwerk posted:

1886 year of automobile on the pavement

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
my os masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. your os sucks cocks by choice

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
every calamity jane or al swearengen quote from deadwood works completely unaltered

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




my aluminum unibody horse, Pony Ive

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Clockwerk posted:

1886 year of automobile on the pavement

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
you see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those who earn p. deece six figgies and those who bitcoin rig. you rig

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

ah, the "emergency escape device"

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
We're experiencing some severe packet loss with one of our Apache servers; the pony express guys keep coming back with no scalp.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I guess this gives WWW a new meaning

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
wild
wild
west
.smithnwesson.com

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

\club

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

they tried to lynch will smith in that movie

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they tried to lynch will smith in that movie

unsuccessfully

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
aw ma'am twern't nothin to help y'all build yer LAN gaming brothel

only payment i'd want is a few rounds with some of your newer girls in counterstrike

or maybe you could let me smell a few wafts from your personal laptop

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
i make a p deece four and a half figgies

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
bison skin bubble thread

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


stand back im going to overclock my donkey

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


desperados are the natural result of steam engines and the income inequality they cause

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




my team works in assembly

it takes us real close to the metal

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
[img-jonny5aces.jpg]

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
when the qa lead mysteriously goes missing every day for 20 minutes after lunch the keyboard ranger sends his indian sidekick sanjeev to investigate. pressing his ear to the qa lead's chair sanjeev discovers the unusual odor, like hand lotion, and sees several discolored spots on the floor, forming a trail that leads sanjeev and the keyboard ranger to the men's bathroom.

bursting through the door they discover the qa lead with his underpants around his ankles, wiggling his wiener and watching pornhub on his company issued iphone. the ranger and sanjeev drag him to management, where the qa lead pulls up his underpants and reveals he has sex addiction with a chronic masturbation component and threatens to bring an ada suit.

the qa lead lands a new private office and a position with better pay and fewer responsibilities, and looking out the window he can see the keyboard ranger and sanjeev carry their fileboxes into the sunset

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
not keyboard cowboy? smdh

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
look out boys there's a gnu sheriff in town

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

look out boys there's a gnu sheriff in town

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

look out boys there's a gnu sheriff in town

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
I was mod of this for'm when I was twenty-five. Hard to believe.
Grandfather was a moderator. Father too. Me and him was mod at the same time,
him in IYG and me here. I think he was pretty proud of that. I know I was.

Some of the old-time mods never even gave a probe. A lot of folks find that hard to believe.
CrazyLittle never gave one. That the younger Crazy.
SWSP wouldn’t give one. Up in tech bubble.

I always liked to hear about the old-posters. Never missed a chance to do so.
Rotor over in cjs knowed everybody’s IRC-alt off by heart.
You can’t help but compare yourself against the old timers.
Can’t help but wonder how they would’ve operated these times.

There was this boy I sent to leper's colony here a while back.
My probe- and my ban.
He flamed a fourteen-year-old girl.
Papers said it was a troll of passion but he told me there wasn’t any passion to it.
Told me that he’d been planning to flame somebody for about as long as he could remember.
Said that if they turned him out he’d do it again.
Said he knew he was going to hell. Be there in about fifteen minutes.

I don’t know what to make of that. I surely don’t.
The shitposts you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure. It’s not that I’m afraid of it.
I always knew you had to be willing to get flamed to even do this job – not to be glorious.
But I don’t want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don’t understand.

You can say it’s my job to fight it but I don’t know what it is anymore.
More than that, I don’t want to know.
A man would have to put his soul at hazard.
He would have to say, okay-
I’ll be part of this pos.

Necc0 fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Apr 2, 2016

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Necc0 posted:

I was mod of this for'm when I was twenty-five. Hard to believe.
Grandfather was a moderator. Father too. Me and him was mod at the same time,
him in IYG and me here. I think he was pretty proud of that. I know I was.

Some of the old-time mods never even gave a probe. A lot of folks find that hard to believe.
CrazyLittle never gave one. That the younger Crazy.
SWSP wouldn’t give one. Up in tech bubble.

I always liked to hear about the old-posters. Never missed a chance to do so.
Rotor over in cjs knowed everybody’s IRC-alt off by heart.
You can’t help but compare yourself against the old timers.
Can’t help but wonder how they would’ve operated these times.

There was this boy I sent to leper's colony here a while back.
My probe- and my ban.
He flamed a fourteen-year-old girl.
Papers said it was a troll of passion but he told me there wasn’t any passion to it.
Told me that he’d been planning to flame somebody for about as long as he could remember.
Said that if they turned him out he’d do it again.
Said he knew he was going to hell. Be there in about fifteen minutes.

I don’t know what to make of that. I surely don’t.
The shitposts you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure. It’s not that I’m afraid of it.
I always knew you had to be willing to get flamed to even do this job – not to be glorious.
But I don’t want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don’t understand.

You can say it’s my job to fight it but I don’t know what it is anymore.
More than that, I don’t want to know.
A man would have to put his soul at hazard.
He would have to say, okay-
I’ll be part of this pos.


lol

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7S8XzvNJs8

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