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Quote-Unquote posted:a young asian boy steals his grandfather's treasured pet and sells it to an unsuspecting white tourist. the animal very rapidly reproduces and its offspring wreak widespread environmental havoc and several deaths - including the merciless slaughter of a well-respected wealth creator that owns the local bank - and blatantly sexually assault a young white woman whose father was tragically killed in a chimney-climbing incident. the boy is never prosecuted for his plethora of crimes. thanks obama. I was gonna say Furbies then I remembered they are caled Gremlins.
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Quote-Unquote posted:a young asian boy steals his grandfather's treasured pet and sells it to an unsuspecting white tourist. the animal very rapidly reproduces and its offspring wreak widespread environmental havoc and several deaths - including the merciless slaughter of a well-respected wealth creator that owns the local bank - and blatantly sexually assault a young white woman whose father was tragically killed in a chimney-climbing incident. the boy is never prosecuted for his plethora of crimes. thanks obama. Holy poo poo gremlins?
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A vacation gone ary ends up costing a man his best friend, his job, and his marriage. Things work out great for the locals though, after a manufacturing plant begins production.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:45
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A man goes on a business trip a long, long away from home; but when it's time to leave he accidentally gets left behind so he has to wait for his colleagues to come back and get him; it takes quite a while.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:46
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Otisburg posted:Bingo. Stargate Gridlocked posted:Jumanji? Dredd
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Quote-Unquote posted:a young asian boy steals his grandfather's treasured pet and sells it to an unsuspecting white tourist. the animal very rapidly reproduces and its offspring wreak widespread environmental havoc and several deaths - including the merciless slaughter of a well-respected wealth creator that owns the local bank - and blatantly sexually assault a young white woman whose father was tragically killed in a chimney-climbing incident. the boy is never prosecuted for his plethora of crimes. thanks obama. A curio store owner sells a dangerous product with vague and inadequate instructions. Seriously, how long "after midnight" is it safe to feed them? You would think dawn, but he doesn't say
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Mar 30, 2016 11:47
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Mr. Fix It posted:Beloved lawman known for dispatching a deadly duck gunned down by associate of whores while building a house. Associate of whores is throwing me.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:48
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Mr. Fix It posted:Beloved lawman known for dispatching a deadly duck gunned down by associate of whores while building a house. Unforgiven? Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Mar 30, 2016 |
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Mar 30, 2016 11:49
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Applewhite posted:Stargate Bingo. ...said officer overcomes the death of his son in a tragic gun mishap by training and arming a militia of child soldiers.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:49
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Helical Nightmares posted:Holy poo poo Yes, I just wanted to put a nice Conservapedia spin on it.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:50
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Unforgiven? Unforgiven fits I think. Honestly I was thinking the duck killer was Elmer Fudd 
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Mar 30, 2016 11:50
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Through the help of special learning technology, a mentally disabled man is able to communicate more effectively and make phone calls all over the world.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:53
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Applewhite posted:Dredd Got it but you have to put it in ALL CAPS for effect. An businessman gets his start in the industrial production market thanks to cheep building and machinery acquisitions, and lax wage laws; he gets very rich from this startup, but then ends spending the vast majority of his fortune on not-for-profit related interests/charitable acts. Edited for clarity. Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Mar 30, 2016 |
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Mar 30, 2016 11:53
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Otisburg posted:Through the help of special learning technology, a mentally disabled man is able to communicate more effectively and make phone calls all over the world. lawnmower man
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Mar 30, 2016 11:55
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Helical Nightmares posted:Unforgiven fits I think. It would have been clearer if I said duke, but I was trying to stay true to Little Bill's perspective 
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Mar 30, 2016 11:57
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Otisburg posted:A safari ends in disaster when an exotic trophy hunter faces consequences for over-hunting a protected species. Predator
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Mar 30, 2016 11:58
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At the end of a long chase, a policeman guns down a mentally unstable civilian armed with a squirt gun. After losing his family, a once successful engineer pursues a new career in biology and chemistry but gets jailed over questionable practices.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:58
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Helical Nightmares posted:Starving canine attempts to aquire chicken dinner in desert.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:00
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Predator 
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Mar 30, 2016 12:00
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Collateral Damage posted:Road Runner Yup
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Mar 30, 2016 12:00
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A number of different people connect with others during the Christmas holiday season in the Northern Hemisphere; sometimes these different people are known to one another but are largely separate in their personal plots.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:01
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A movie where a poor man from Blockbuster becomes a meal for a reincarnated Bible-chicken.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:02
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Woodchipper warrantee violated
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Mar 30, 2016 12:04
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Helical Nightmares posted:lawnmower man Yep. Jonas Albrecht posted:Predator You know it. An unconventional wildlife conservation effort runs into a hitch when fuel shortages put the team at odds with the US Navy.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:07
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A hospital stay alienates a young man from his friends, instills violent tendancies in him, and causes his best friend to shoot him in a stadium.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:09
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Otisburg posted:Far from home on a work trip, an absentee mother kills an orphaned two-day-old. Gridlocked posted:An businessman gets his start in the industrial production market thanks to cheep building and machinery acquisitions, and lax wage laws; he gets very rich from this startup, but then ends spending the vast majority of his fortune on non-work related interests. A very special group of young men get put on the good path to the Lord through vocational training.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:09
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Rolled Cabbage posted:A very special group of young men get put on the good path to the Lord through vocational training. Is that supposed to be a guess? A group of youths experience issues with locals and the New York public transit network as they try to return home.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:11
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A toilet stall offers inadequate protection from wildlife.
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Mar 30, 2016 12:11
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Helical Nightmares posted:Woodchipper warrantee violated
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Mar 30, 2016 12:13
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Gridlocked posted:A group of youths experience issues with locals and the New York public transit network as they try to return home. Warriors
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Mar 30, 2016 12:13
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A U.S. Senator willfully violates a number of international laws, which in due time will come back to bite his nation in the behind, to forestall an international enemy's expansion of territory.Jonas Albrecht posted:Warriors Yes
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Mar 30, 2016 12:15
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You betcha
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Mar 30, 2016 12:15
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Collateral Damage posted:A toilet stall offers inadequate protection from wildlife. jurrasic park
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Mar 30, 2016 12:16
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Gridlocked posted:Is that supposed to be a guess? A pre-quel. Although now I've realised that you might be talking about Blade Runner? but I'd assumed it was Prometheus
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Mar 30, 2016 12:17
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Turns out that taking a beautiful woman on the big ferris wheel in Vienna is a pretty good way to get into her pants
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Mar 30, 2016 12:19
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Archer attempts to be witty and justify his own life in bullshit situation
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Mar 30, 2016 12:20
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Rolled Cabbage posted:A pre-quel. Although now I've realised that you might be talking about Blade Runner? but I'd assumed it was Prometheus Still wrong for mine; far far off it. Though I think you are correct in thinking: Otisburg posted:Far from home on a work trip, an absentee mother kills an orphaned two-day-old. Is Alien
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Mar 30, 2016 12:21
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Helical Nightmares posted:jurrasic park
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Collateral Damage posted:At the end of a long chase, a policeman guns down a mentally unstable civilian armed with a squirt gun. Hmm dusk till dawn?
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Helical Nightmares posted:dusk till dawn?
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