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Oct 22, 2002



An American man that owns a bar in Morocco runs afoul of the law when the patrons in his bar start singing in French, which is illegal for some reason. To make matters worse, his unfaithful ex-girlfriend is in town!

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Oct 22, 2002



A young man with big, frizzy hair is really bad at changing the swaddling on his newborn child

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Oct 22, 2002



a young agricultural worker is groomed into a quasi-religious cult by a weird old man and becomes best friends with two notorious criminals and a disgraced royal.

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Oct 22, 2002



For real, the first time I saw 'The Woman' the synopsis was "A lawyer and his family encounter a feral woman, and bring her home to introduce her to civilisation."
That was not a fully honest description of that movie :mad:

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Oct 22, 2002



a young asian boy steals his grandfather's treasured pet and sells it to an unsuspecting white tourist. the animal very rapidly reproduces and its offspring wreak widespread environmental havoc and several deaths - including the merciless slaughter of a well-respected wealth creator that owns the local bank - and blatantly sexually assault a young white woman whose father was tragically killed in a chimney-climbing incident. the boy is never prosecuted for his plethora of crimes. thanks obama.

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Oct 22, 2002



Helical Nightmares posted:

Holy poo poo

gremlins?

Yes, I just wanted to put a nice Conservapedia spin on it.

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Oct 22, 2002



Turns out that taking a beautiful woman on the big ferris wheel in Vienna is a pretty good way to get into her pants

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Oct 22, 2002



Helical Nightmares posted:

Hmm

dusk till dawn?

nah that's Falling Down

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Oct 22, 2002



Applewhite posted:

A group of slaves travel across the country to be reunited with their master.

homeward bound?

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Oct 22, 2002



a child with a deadbeat dad and a mother that leaves her with a nanny all day is suffering from a serious mental illness. her mother insists on keeping the girl at home with the nanny instead of in a secure facility, despite the fact that she is clearly a danger to herself and others, and hires a drug addict and a drunk to treat the girl's affliction.

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Oct 22, 2002



a young boy, abandoned in the winter by criminally neglectful parents, causes severe bodily harm to two petty criminals as he doles out extrajudicial punishment.

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Oct 22, 2002



Blackfyre posted:

Home Alone

yeah that one was too easy :)

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Oct 22, 2002



a bookish, sheltered teenage girl is thrilled that the hunkiest guy in school asked her to the prom. she can't wait to show all those mean girls that teased her how pretty she looks in her prom dress. absolutely nothing could go wrong.

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Oct 22, 2002



sincx posted:

An aspiring chef moves from the French country to Paris where he eventually starts his own bistro after a stint at a large restaurant.

ratatouille

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Oct 22, 2002



a young man that likes to watch women have sex while he hides in their closets has his preference of beer insulted by his new friends

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Oct 22, 2002



Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

An insurance adjuster mourns the death of his friend and changes the world with artesinal soap.

An angry militant abandons his terror cell to track down his estranged father.
Fight Club
and
Return of the Jedi

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