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Blackfyre posted:

Indeed!
That one is very easy so heres another:

Uneducated man fosters young girl, struggles with looking after her.

What I lack in quality I will make up for in quantity.
Leon: The Professional

e: forget the second one, missed that someone already got it

In the near future, society's inabilty to develop renewable resources creates a food crisis.

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Applewhite posted:

Soylent Green

Nope.

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Nope.

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Applewhite posted:

Interstellar


univbee posted:

The Martian

Sorry, no to both of you.

Here's a couple more that may be easier.

An old man offers a young couple the opportunity to make all their financial woes disappear.

Dramatic direction, luxurious locations, stunning SFX, this 'production' 'company' has everything it takes to make all your dreams come true!

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Doc Friday posted:

A washed-up celebrity is unwittingly recruited into an ancient cabal of assassins. With the help of a journalist, he escapes. He, the journalist, and his bitter rival team up and foils the cabal's scheme.

Ninja Assassin?

jiharlequinade posted:


A genteel southern lawyer bravely struggles against the gay agenda.

A republican's reading of Philadelphia.

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rapfan90 posted:


In the near future, society's inabilty to develop renewable resources creates a food crisis.

rapfan90 posted:


An old man offers a young couple the opportunity to make all their financial woes disappear.

Dramatic direction, luxurious locations, stunning SFX, this 'production' 'company' has everything it takes to make all your dreams come true!

Last call before solutions get posted.

e: the third one might be a little unfair. it refers to a popular theory about the movie that everyone knows, but also has a dead giveaway clue in it.

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Applewhite posted:

Total Recall

No, but good guess, also see my edit.

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Doctor Medic posted:

Soylent Green

No, but the theme of people as the food source also appears.

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Correct!

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Drunk Nerds posted:

That second one is indecent proposal

That is a great but wrong guess, it applies equally as well to the description though. This movie is a bad thriller.

quote:

I get the feeling the first one isn't one of the answers like Soylent Green or Wall-E or Silent Runnings, because renewable resources and food crisis aren't really tertiary details, they're main details.

So I'll guess.. idiocracy

Another good guess, but no. This movie is an action/sci-fi, so these plot points aren't so much tertiary as in unimportant to the plot as much as important to the plot but told with minimal screen time to make room for high stakes battles with scorching hot fireworks. Also

rapfan90 posted:

No, but the theme of people as the food source also appears.

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Yes!

Doctor Medic posted:

You know, until you said "action/sci fi,", I was going to guess Only Lovers Left Alive .

So instead, I'm going to either guess a Blade movie or I Am Legend , so I can stick with a theme. :3

You're on the right track.

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Mr. Fix It posted:

Father teaches sons the importance of faith with the help of a magic length of rope, pair of gloves and axe.
Frailty

Backweb posted:

A senior San Franciscan tour guide is called to a police station to give a statement regarding the disappearances of a local prominent businessman and a drifter truck driver. We learn about ancient Chinese history that you cannot find in any academic books.

Starring: Kim Cattrall in her hottest role yet!

Big Trouble in Little China

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Drunk Nerds posted:

This was Falling Down by the way.


I'd like to steer this thread in a slightly different direction.

- Underage boy finds creative way to pay pizza delivery man
Home Alone


quote:

- Woman rides wood, gets a faceful of fluid
The Wizard of Oz

quote:

- Man takes four different penises inside of him, simultaneously

I'm pretty sure all of these well-known films are rated "G"
Fantastic Voyage or Innerspace

This is a hell of a post.

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Drunk Nerds posted:

- Swarthy men search for enormous dick
John Barrymore, Victor Jory, Gregory Peck, Jack Aranson, Patrick Stewart, Barry Bostwick, and William Hurt have all become obsessed with cruising for Dick.

quote:

- Hunky man gets nailed in front of cheering crowd
The Passion of the Christ

quote:

- After dark, lonely men pay to enter man unwillingly


Again, all mainstream films. Two are also widely known in book form.
Being John Malkovich

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Duke Igthorn posted:

A criminal is killed and a single mother buys the year's hottest toy for her son

Child's Play

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rapfan90 posted:

In the near future, society's inabilty to develop renewable resources creates a food crisis.
Answer time.

This one was Daybreakers.

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