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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



*Spontaneously catches fire.*

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...




Clapping Larry

Always white. Always.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



honk hobk beep beep

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



vrroooom

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Wedge Regret

I loving love gasoline.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



hello how are you. i hope you are doing well. i am fine

Priss In Plate
Feb 4, 2009


what is "off-road"?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


if i ever get into an accident my family will be safe because the other car will be crushed

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


I'm lovely if i have a liftgate, but if i have the split rear door, it looks like i'm carrying ice chests full of hearts to the hospital or something

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005


Airborne Viking posted:

if i ever get into an accident my family will be safe because the other car will be crushed

what if they're both suburban suvs? What if they're both made of diamonds?

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Grimey Drawer

I'm going to try to turn now

Oh gently caress

clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015



rankiusbooler
Apr 17, 2015


*crashes into other cars due to merlot+xanax addled handling*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



we used to call them four wheeled drives or 4x4s [four by four) but now because of american advertising people call them suvs here too

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007



Nap Ghost

Support The Troops

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008



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Gr4vyB04t
Jan 31, 2010

Hey gurl, hey.


There is a tiny white lady and several children inside me. Please help.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!



Lipstick Apathy

*has a Baby on Board sign and a Trump bumper sticker*

an oddly awful oud
May 1, 2008

all my friends are pieces of shit

*forms massive canyon of glass and sheetmetal on either side of normal car in Whole Foods parking space, makes backing out an act of blind faith*

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I drive a subaru forester ands complety unsuited to driving on anythibf less than fresh aspahlt. You cant evrm buy heavy duty tyres let alone 4wd tyres

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

My kid is an honor student at Pussy Willow Elementary!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS


*gets laughed at by a tricked out Escalade*

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



*engine rumbling*

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

*Has hosed up 4WD from years of poor maintenance and general misuse*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


"hi, do you know where I can buy some weed?"
/

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


im an urban suv (escalade 2013, white paintjob) tyvm

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

*honks seductively at you*

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



my existence is pointless, i long for death

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster


stole my thread idea

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler


Grimey Drawer

Front skirt gets torn off the first time my Suburban Mom owner parks and puts the front bumper over a curb.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


an oddly awful oud posted:

*forms massive canyon of glass and sheetmetal on either side of normal car in Whole Foods parking space, makes backing out an act of blind faith*

has never backed up into a parking space. not once.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



can't wait for the last 4 months of my 30 year existence to be spent helping a teen achieve their first DUI

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


*rolls over taking sharp turn*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


*never drives on a gravel driveway let alone off-road*

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

*Is hilariously under-powered compared to a well built Ford diesel*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Beep beep

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED


*throws another serpentine belt*

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





*learns to coexist with dead cat carcasses that have piled up in undercarriage over the years*

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





i'm like a transformer cool like the thread op rated this thread a five gop

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





maximize!! haha jk stilla sububan suv!

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