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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

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The biggest thing I have against the woo food fad is that you can replace all their terms with magic and magical and it would still make as much sense as the original.

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Feb 13, 2012

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How.
How can you gently caress making a moulded chocolate.

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Feb 13, 2012

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NESguerilla posted:

Food from a generation of people that were told they were good at everything they suck at.

Food from the portion of a generations similar to the portions of the previous generation that put everything in gelatin and aspic.

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KiteAuraan posted:

I am still pissed that kale got trendy and expensive. I used to be able to eat it all the time because it was loving cheap.

Speaking of this:
Remember a while back how Quinoa got super popular all of a sudden?
Well the health nuts and trendy food eaters started demanding so much of it and were willing to pay out the nose for it that the price of quinoa rocketed up so much that poor people who eat it as a basic staple food in Bolivia couldnt afford to eat it anymore. It became more expensive than chicken. The demand also produced large pressures to turn diverse farmlands into monocultures, which quickly erode soil quality and use inordinate amounts of resources.

Dont buy Quinoa. You are literally stealing a poor persons dinner if you do.

Also a direct from noted shitheads PETA:
"Eating quinoa may harm bolivian farmers, but eating meat harms us all."

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Apr 12, 2016

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Otana posted:

I genuinely love this poo poo, though mostly because everyone else gets grossed out by the color and I'm a five year old who likes the attention. Just tastes like bottled water to me.

Drink ice cold water from a wood tar lined clay water pot. So good.

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bulletsponge13 posted:

Tea chat- I really miss the tea they would serve in Iraq. Hot, strong, black tea with a ton of sugar. I've tried to replicate it, but I must be missing something, like the dust in the air or the smell of day old smashed assholes or something.

With Milk or no milk?
Either way, you need to make it super strong. Get a Samovar, cardamom, and you favorite Ceylon tea.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Apr 21, 2016

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Strom Cuzewon posted:

Chai lattes are an abomination to both Chai drinkers and latte drinkers, right? Should I be ritually drubbing myself with a cardamon plant?

Only because any big name cafe has the shittiest, most watery overly sweet milk chai.
I swear its like they spice it by only placing it in the vicinity of the spice.
Its like the homeopathy of chai.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Those loving agriculturists and their stupid grains.
What was wrong with berries and game?

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Mu Zeta posted:

It sounds kind of tasty



This will not keep well at all.

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Drop the syrup part and that would extremely be my poo poo.

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