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i am afraid a cat will follow me around licking me with its gross velcro tongue and won't stop
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MiracleWhale posted:I'm afraid of loving in the cowgirl position and the girl comes down weird and just snaps my dick, just destroys that fucker forever, just deflates that fucker like a condom full of blood at a vampire's bachelorette party it might interest you to know that this can happen
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genesplicer posted:You hit directly upon one of my fears. When I clicked on the thread title, I expected a bit of a laugh, but that picture instantly came up and I had just a bit of a charge run up my spine. weird, it's not such a big deal. I mean unless you slipped and caught the railing but couldn't hold on and plunged into the black water, into an icy pit that swallows you whole, and you try to reach out but you cut your hand on the sharp corroded edge of the propeller blade, and you look up and try to scream but only bubbles come out and water fills your throat and you hear the dull subdued whine of the machinery coming to life, slow at first, but as you try to swim away the current starts pulling you back, closer, closer, the blade almost to your feet,
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