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ICHIBAHN posted:It's me, the bad poster hey hows it going
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Apr 1, 2016 09:16
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Gus has announced his retirement. Hoping it's just a weird unfunny Swedish April fools
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Apr 1, 2016 10:00
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Social media has made April 1 go from mildly annoying to completely unbearable
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Apr 1, 2016 10:02
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Cheerleader Kav claims UFC forced the rematch at WW, not LW
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Apr 1, 2016 10:35
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EmmyOk posted:Gus has announced his retirement. Hoping it's just a weird unfunny Swedish April fools Pretty sure it's april fools, but it's definitely lovely jokes. Brown Paper Bag posted:Social media has made April 1 go from mildly annoying to completely unbearable It was unbearable before social media too. SquirrelGrip posted:Cheerleader Kav claims UFC forced the rematch at WW, not LW No chance. It'd be at 145 for the belt if Conor wanted it that way, even knowing Diaz can't make the weight. He's got them wrapped round his little finger.
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Apr 1, 2016 10:46
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Yeah it's just like a totally straightforward post except on April 1st. It reminds me of an old sketch where a radio host calls someone up and tells them he ran over the dog as a 'joke' and the guy is devastated.
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Apr 1, 2016 10:52
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There's a couple of jokes in there, they're just sort of flat. - Unfunny person who posts poorly on comedy website.
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Apr 1, 2016 11:12
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gently caress dc jones I want jones bader stat
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Apr 1, 2016 11:48
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mewse is going to die because of this thread.
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Apr 1, 2016 12:10
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http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15106777/nate-diaz-says-rematch-conor-mcgregor-shows-ufc-thinks-win-was-accidentquote:
Nate's growing on me.
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Apr 1, 2016 13:18
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If it turns out that Alexander actually did retire from MMA that means that Ryan Bader would be defaulted to a title shot at some point in the future and lmaoooooooSquirrelGrip posted:gently caress dc jones I want jones bader stat attackmole posted:http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15106777/nate-diaz-says-rematch-conor-mcgregor-shows-ufc-thinks-win-was-accident conor needs to realize like that saying accidents only count with horse shoes and hand grenades
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Apr 1, 2016 13:18
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Remember how Nate was being schooled by Conor at every presser with being able to smack talk him down without even trying? Somehow Nate managed to become a better talker via osmosis defeat.
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Apr 1, 2016 13:32
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That seems like a pretty sincere retirement post from Gus. Not suggesting that Gus is dumb, but if it's a gag, it's really really dry. He doesn't strike me as the kind for dry irony, and that kind of joke is even more difficult to pull off in translation.
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Apr 1, 2016 13:39
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Keg posted:mewse is going to die because of this thread. No chance. If he dies I'll eat my hat.
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Apr 1, 2016 13:42
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attackmole posted:Nate's growing on me. sounds like a type of mold
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Apr 1, 2016 13:44
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It's tough because it's April first so it feels like a gag. But on the other hand, dude has been in some wars and goddamn if I respect people getting out of the MMA game early.
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Apr 1, 2016 13:52
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Lid posted:Remember how Nate was being schooled by Conor at every presser with being able to smack talk him down without even trying? Somehow Nate managed to become a better talker via osmosis defeat. Was he being schooled by Conor though? Conor was definitely busting out the funnier and more clever lines but Nate would say gently caress you or you're on steroids and Conor would get a face like he'd been stung by a bee.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:38
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The things Nate said actually seemed to upset Conor, which is really weird, whereas Nate mostly seemed to be upset by the presence of a video camera and it's soul-stealing abilities.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:42
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I'm very interested in what canned lines Conor will have to poo poo talk a guy who definitively beat him.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:43
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The difference between Nate and Conor is Nate doesn't practice his lines in a mirror or have a focus group to workshop with.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:45
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CommonShore posted:That seems like a pretty sincere retirement post from Gus. Not suggesting that Gus is dumb, but if it's a gag, it's really really dry. He doesn't strike me as the kind for dry irony, and that kind of joke is even more difficult to pull off in translation. That post is about as facetious as Scandinavians get.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:48
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Le Saboteur posted:I'm very interested in what canned lines Conor will have to poo poo talk a guy who definitively beat him. Frankie and Aldo are going to be at the press conference too. That's where he's going to spend his time.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:59
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The thing about Conor having bad training partners and everyone at the conference laughing at touch butt definitely got under Conor's skin.
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Apr 1, 2016 15:07
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Was he being schooled by Conor though? Conor was definitely busting out the funnier and more clever lines but Nate would say gently caress you or you're on steroids and Conor would get a face like he'd been stung by a bee. Conor probably was legitimately annoyed by the steroid line but it's hard to say he got the worst of that exchange when he followed it up by asking Nate if he knew Jake Shields and Gilbert were on steroids and Nate just sat there fuming
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Apr 1, 2016 15:20
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Dan Didio posted:Frankie and Aldo are going to be at the press conference too. That's where he's going to spend his time. He can say plenty to Aldo but what can he say to a man he's dodging hard to fight two divisions up and praying Aldo does the job so he doesn't have to fight him? fatherdog posted:Conor probably was legitimately annoyed by the steroid line but it's hard to say he got the worst of that exchange when he followed it up by asking Nate if he knew Jake Shields and Gilbert were on steroids and Nate just sat there fuming True, but that's a 1 - 1 score but Nate got under his skin a couple of times. There's a reason he threw that punch at the staredown, after all.
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Apr 1, 2016 15:20
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Josuke Higashikata posted:There's a reason he threw that punch at the staredown, after all. Because he could get away with it and hype the fight more?
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Apr 1, 2016 15:30
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Le Saboteur posted:I'm very interested in what canned lines Conor will have to poo poo talk a guy who definitively beat him. I mean maybe he could say that his gang signs (?) look like he's making balloon animals (?) or call him a credit to his community/
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Apr 1, 2016 15:39
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They should make you alderman Nate Diaz, the way you teach those little kids, you're a great man and a role model but also you are a bitch pussy and I will beat you.
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Apr 1, 2016 15:42
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That animal balloons line still cracks me up. He's a credit to his community. gently caress sake
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Apr 1, 2016 15:48
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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make latchkey kids of his BJJ class
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Apr 1, 2016 15:56
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https://twitter.com/DiegoSanchezUFC/status/715768857814831105 Admit it, duncan, this has all been an Andy-Warhol-esque long con
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Apr 1, 2016 16:13
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i bet he took the test that just shows exposure rather than allergy.
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Apr 1, 2016 16:18
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Thoughts are with The Nightmare in this trying time.
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Apr 1, 2016 16:19
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Jon Jones could live and train on Mackinac Island and that dude would ride a horse into a tree within 4 days
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Apr 1, 2016 16:19
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but what if diego sanchez wins a belt
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Apr 1, 2016 16:22
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Leather is different than wheat
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Apr 1, 2016 16:41
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Apr 1, 2016 16:44
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most people cop to being an alcoholic in more direct ways than this
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fatherdog posted:https://twitter.com/DiegoSanchezUFC/status/715768857814831105 unless the treatment and diagnosis algorithms have been changed in the last couple of years you're not allowed to diagnose an adult patient with coeliac disease without getting a tissue biopsy (that is to say, hosed by a camera). the blood tests are pretty decent, but there's a shitload of quackery going on (iirc dennis hallman never actually got any of the proper tests done, he sent a sample of his poo poo in the mail to some probably scam website) so when diego says he got a blood test i'll wait until he says he got a blood test from an actual doctor because otherwise there's a good chance that next year diego says it was all wrong for him and now he's going to fight at a new weight class and everything is great now
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