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Remember when Helwani's babysitter played an April fool's joke on him which consisted of telling him that she lost his kid and couldn't find him lmao
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Ty1990 posted:Remember when Helwani's babysitter played an April fool's joke on him which consisted of telling him that she lost his kid and couldn't find him lmao Ariel deserves it for how much of a crybaby he is about April Fools jokes in general.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:06
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i would entirely believe a Gustaffson retirement, in the position he is in
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Apr 1, 2016 17:10
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Is April Fools a thing for swedes? I could see it being an honest mistake to announce it today if so.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:15
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It's a joke. Gus isn't retiring.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:16
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Is it standard procedure to give cornball props to all your sponsors in your retirement post?
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Apr 1, 2016 17:16
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Steak tartar Wheat Dan Quinns miracle powder These are the things I think about before I go to sleep
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Apr 1, 2016 17:17
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1st AD posted:Ariel deserves it for how much of a crybaby he is about April Fools jokes in general. To be fair April Fools really is the worst. No pranks are even involved, it's just people lying to each other.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:19
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Dan Didio posted:It's a joke. Gus isn't retiring. He kinda should. 
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Apr 1, 2016 17:22
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Triticum Guzzler posted:unless the treatment and diagnosis algorithms have been changed in the last couple of years you're not allowed to diagnose an adult patient with coeliac disease without getting a tissue biopsy (that is to say, hosed by a camera). the blood tests are pretty decent, but there's a shitload of quackery going on (iirc dennis hallman never actually got any of the proper tests done, he sent a sample of his poo poo in the mail to some probably scam website) so when diego says he got a blood test i'll wait until he says he got a blood test from an actual doctor because otherwise there's a good chance that next year diego says it was all wrong for him and now he's going to fight at a new weight class and everything is great now Didn't Mike Swick take a bunch of time off because he was mistakenly diagnosed with celiac disease and was put on a diet which left him with like zero energy to train? Or am I misremembering.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:24
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Trast posted:He kinda should. Maybe I'm in the minority but Gus is firmly a top 5 LHW and two of the three losses he's had on his recent skid have been razor close. We're not talking about Big Nog here folks.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzAsOzjFoC4 Jon Jones in court
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FishBowlRobot posted:Is it standard procedure to give cornball props to all your sponsors in your retirement post? pretty much every swede on planet earth has this same type of dry humor where they don't make jokes but say increasingly ridiculous poo poo in deadpan tones, then laugh at you when you go 'wait, really?' the point of swedish humor is for the joke-teller to laugh at you, not the other way around and it's insanely hosed up.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:34
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Ty1990 posted:Maybe I'm in the minority but Gus is firmly a top 5 LHW and two of the three losses he's had on his recent skid have been razor close. He's been talking about retirement for awhile now. I know it never happens but I wish athletes would get out before the damage is all done. And not get out the Detroit Lion way where they squander your entire career.
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Apr 1, 2016 17:40
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Apparently Jim Miller/Gomi is getting added to 200
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Apr 1, 2016 18:01
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fatherdog posted:Apparently Jim Miller/Gomi is getting added to 200 The battle of who gets to pick up a few more ufc paychecks. I like Jim but if Gomi fights im always rooting for he stuffs a take down and then gets a 1 punch KO
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Apr 1, 2016 18:04
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colonel_korn posted:Didn't Mike Swick take a bunch of time off because he was mistakenly diagnosed with celiac disease and was put on a diet which left him with like zero energy to train? Or am I misremembering. nah he was diagnosed with gerd (acid reflux) which is incredibly simple and easy to treat and then was like "medication!? no way man, there has to be another way" and then ended up getting botox injections in his oesophagus. weirdly, he then had problems with his oesophageal muscles
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Apr 1, 2016 18:05
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Triticum Guzzler posted:"medication!? no way man, there has to be another way" I like how often this happens
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Apr 1, 2016 18:17
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I like how often this happens it's a completely understandable sentiment, but if you then go and inject neurotoxins into your muscles then uhhhh
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Apr 1, 2016 18:22
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Oh yeah, as a dude who constantly had (not very good) doctors go "nah just take a bunch of muscle relaxants and pain killers instead of actually going to physical therapy and getting it fixed" I understand the sentiment. But when "Medication? No way!" is followed up by "gently caress yeah injections in my throat!" it makes me laugh
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Apr 1, 2016 18:25
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The Fireball Kid, now a man, hasn't KO'd someone in like, five years.
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Apr 1, 2016 18:31
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I like how often this happens The shame of having to take once a day Prilosec
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Apr 1, 2016 18:34
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Here's a really funny and good and not at all really bad April Fool's article from BJ Penn http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/georges-st-pierre/bj-penn-vs-georges-st-pierre-3-set-for-ufc-200/
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Apr 1, 2016 18:36
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Triticum Guzzler posted:botox injections in his oesophagus lol  Dan Didio posted:The Fireball Kid, now a man, hasn't KO'd someone in like, five years. That KO was rad enough to make up for it though 
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Triticum Guzzler posted:unless the treatment and diagnosis algorithms have been changed in the last couple of years you're not allowed to diagnose an adult patient with coeliac disease without getting a tissue biopsy (that is to say, hosed by a camera). the blood tests are pretty decent, but there's a shitload of quackery going on (iirc dennis hallman never actually got any of the proper tests done, he sent a sample of his poo poo in the mail to some probably scam website) so when diego says he got a blood test i'll wait until he says he got a blood test from an actual doctor because otherwise there's a good chance that next year diego says it was all wrong for him and now he's going to fight at a new weight class and everything is great now I'm guessing he was diagnosed by a Mike Dolce podcast.
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Apr 1, 2016 18:51
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So I'm planning on going to ufc199. Has anyone been to a ufc event at the staples center? Trying to figure out the best tickets. I know some people have said ring side isnt the best but one section back is the good seats (also half the price)? I have fight club elite or whatever its called so I will get early access to tickets on april 6th. I dont mind paying $200 - $400 a ticket for sweet seats. Any other insights would be appreciated, its babies first ufc.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:unless the treatment and diagnosis algorithms have been changed in the last couple of years you're not allowed to diagnose an adult patient with coeliac disease without getting a tissue biopsy (that is to say, hosed by a camera). the blood tests are pretty decent, but there's a shitload of quackery going on (iirc dennis hallman never actually got any of the proper tests done, he sent a sample of his poo poo in the mail to some probably scam website) so when diego says he got a blood test i'll wait until he says he got a blood test from an actual doctor because otherwise there's a good chance that next year diego says it was all wrong for him and now he's going to fight at a new weight class and everything is great now My pops is getting said biopsy done for Coeliac Disease when the NHS get off their arse but I didn't know it'd involve him getting hosed by a camera so I'm not sure whether to laugh or not.
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Jst0rm posted:I know some people have said ring side isnt the best but one section back is the good seats (also half the price)? I have fight club elite or whatever its called so I will get early access to tickets on april 6th. I dont mind paying $200 - $400 a ticket for sweet seats. Any other insights would be appreciated, its babies first ufc. One level up from floor 10-15 rows in is the optimal seating. You look down into the cage but are still close enough to see everything. Floor level you sit below the cage, like eye level with the mat so your view kinda sucks. If you like to see and be seen floor seats are the best. If you really want to watch the fights sit one section up.
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Apr 1, 2016 19:13
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colonel_korn posted:lol lol, i havent thought about tyson griffin and his majestic rear end in ages
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:lol, i havent thought about tyson griffin and his majestic rear end in ages joe rogan has
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Apr 1, 2016 19:22
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JaySB posted:One level up from floor 10-15 rows in is the optimal seating. You look down into the cage but are still close enough to see everything. Floor level you sit below the cage, like eye level with the mat so your view kinda sucks. If you like to see and be seen floor seats are the best. If you really want to watch the fights sit one section up. 199 is at the Forum, not Staples.
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Apr 1, 2016 19:29
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JaySB posted:One level up from floor 10-15 rows in is the optimal seating. You look down into the cage but are still close enough to see everything. Floor level you sit below the cage, like eye level with the mat so your view kinda sucks. If you like to see and be seen floor seats are the best. If you really want to watch the fights sit one section up. 10-15 rows in from the cage or 10-15 rows in of that second section?
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Apr 1, 2016 19:29
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1st AD posted:199 is at the Forum, not Staples. yeah i just saw that. That venue is kind of poo poo yeah?
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Apr 1, 2016 19:30
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Jst0rm posted:10-15 rows in from the cage or 10-15 rows in of that second section? 10-15 rows in on the 2nd section. I should clarify, I don't know specifically regarding the Staples Center. But I've been to every UFC venue in Vegas and that has always been the best seating arrangement.
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JaySB posted:10-15 rows in on the 2nd section. Right on. Thanks. Ill keep that in mind when i get tickets.
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Apr 1, 2016 19:38
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Josuke Higashikata posted:My pops is getting said biopsy done for Coeliac Disease when the NHS get off their arse but I didn't know it'd involve him getting hosed by a camera so I'm not sure whether to laugh or not. it's ok, the endoscope doesn't want to go all the way with your dad, but it will throatfuck him
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Apr 1, 2016 19:54
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Fozzy The Bear posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzAsOzjFoC4 3 weeks before kensei and I fly out to see this fight. Anyone keeping odds on the over/under of jones being back in jail before that date?
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Apr 1, 2016 19:59
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Triticum Guzzler posted:it's ok, the endoscope doesn't want to go all the way with your dad, but it will throatfuck him I wouldn't mind a new camera stepmom so I'm disappointed.
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DigitalMocking posted:3 weeks before kensei and I fly out to see this fight. Well the local police department will kill people for loving with them so Im pretty sure they dont give a gently caress about ruining this guys life.
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